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Archive for the Lesbian Category

2010

30

Jul

YouTube Lesbian Video of the Day

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I just randomly landed on this video and thought it was some kind of amazingness that not enough people have seen.

Sure seeing young bitches make out is played out and obvious, but it never gets boring, especially when the dude is listening to random shitty music that I can’t imagine anyone ever really being into, and makes genius commentary like “If I was a bitch, I’d be lesbian” in some white trash gutter trailer park accent that would scare me if I heard it tell me to drop my pants in a back alley…

If anything this just reminds me that there are so many YouTube videos that I would want to watch but shit is hiding on their site…

Posted in:Lesbian|Youtube

2010

19

May

Lindsay Lohan’s New Lesbian Pussy of the Day

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I communicate with Lindsay Lohan sometimes, sure it’s usually when I am drunk and telepathic conversations in my head and sure it may seem crazy, but when you’re connected to the soul with someone, logic doesn’t really play much of a factor, and if I’m not talking to the actual Lindsay Lohan but instead something I made up in my head, I’m cool with that because the Lindsay Lohan I is interesting and fun and interested in catering to my needs…without all that Hollywood bullshit that comes with the real Lindsay Lohan…not that it matters…

What does matter is that there are two reports coming out about her today, first that she’s fucking this pig bitch in the pictures who she’s helping promote, which is a lie according to Lohan, and the other is that she’s fucking Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend, which is very possible, because Lohan loves dick but also resents Amandan Seyfried for stealing her Mean Girls glory….I know for a fact that Lohan hates her and that fucking a bitch you hate’s boyfriend is the ultimate revenge, part of the reason I love Lohan, the other part of the reason is her amazing tits.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2010

19

Apr

Heather Graham Lesbian Tits in Boogie Woogie of the Day

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Here is a clip from some movie called Boogie Woogie where Heather Graham gets topless and plays a lesbian with some twat named Jaime Winstone, not to be confused with the movie Boogie Nights where she gets topless with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…..I guess she’s a one trick pony, but when a bitch has tits like this and her trick involves showing them off, it’s a hell of a lot better trick than anything I can do…

Posted in:Heather Graham|Lesbian|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Anna Paquin is a Hangin’ Dyke Nipples of the Day

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I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis….

My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Lesbian|Nipples

2010

12

Mar

Teenage Lesbian Fantasy That’s Not a Real Fantasy of the Day

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The good thing about young girls is that even if they are ugly, they are still hot, because they are young. It’s one of those fantasy over reality things that makes fucking their tight bodies a lot of fun, because they have tight bodies and when you’ve been with older women, you realize that body is short fucking lived until you end up with a doughy middle-aged mess..that’s why everyone under 25 is magical to me…even if they aren’t the hotness you expected them to be when their extensive vocabulary impressed you when you used to watch them in interview at 10 years old. I’m talking to you Dakota Fanning….or if you’re a piece of white trash who looks like you shit in a hole behind your house cuz you have no running water, but you gotta empty your bowels, not so much because the racoon and squirrel meat isn’t sitting right, but because daddy wants to fuck and he knows fucking the ass is safer than fucking the pussy, cuz ol’ one eyed, one armed, flipper baby cousin Earl’s parents were daughter and daddy and it didn’t work out so well….We call that redneck backwoods evolution….and here are the pics of them at a premiere where they play The Runaways, which was a lesbian band with Joan Jett..

Here is the old cougar dyke with fake tits who has given up cock and into fucking young girls..because she likes showing them the ropes…as she recruits them into lesbianism…I’ve see this erotic movie from the 70s before….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dakota Fannings|Kristen Stewart|Lesbian|teenage

2010

11

Mar

Rachel Bilson and Her Lesbian Sweater of the Day

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I think her Canadian keeper has really succeeded at making Rachel Bilson boring as fuck. It’s like he’s kidnapped her sex appeal and locked it up in his fucking igloo or someshit so that no other guy looks at her or tries to fuck her. He’s even gone so far as to dress her in some native influenced sweater that you may or may not have seen every dyke wear this winter and when lesbians wear the shit, you know it’s not really something that girls are wearing to give boners. Good job Darth Vader…what don’t you fucking ruin? I guess we can only hope he gets in a snowmobile accident, or that he drives into a fucking moose or something while she’s in LA working, so that he’ll officially back the fuck off.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lesbian|Rachel Bilson|Sweater

2010

04

Mar

Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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This is disturbing, not because I think girl on girl action on primetime TV designed for teenage girls is a bad thing, but because I don’t think Rumer Willis is a fucking monster and when anyone kisses her, even if that person is paid and Rumer is only cast because of who her parents are, but I do think if she has any hope for companionship, she should take the lesbian route because lesbians seem to care less about what people are wearing and less about what people look like and everything I’ve ever seen in regards to lesbians has proven thatgirls aren’t as superficial as men making lesbianism a place for all the fucking rejects to find love. Seriously, if I had a real pussy, I’d get all the low quality lesbian pussy. See I just took this negative screenshot and turned it into a positive message of hope for the reject girls reading this. I’m like a prophet. I should start my own church.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|Kiss|Lesbian|Rumer Willis

2010

25

Feb

Some Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Outfit Pics of the Day

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The greatest news of the week was that Lohan will go back to cock when Sam Ronson dies, because until Ronson dies, Lohan is committed to her….she seems to think they are like soulmates who have been united in past lives and are meant to be, and together they have faced adversity, conflict and challenges, but their love carried on and was stronger than anything they had thrown at them. They were Romeo and Juliette, Leo and Kate in Titanic, J.Lo and Diddy, Bill and Claire Huxtable, Stan and Dorothy on Golden Girls, and all the other great love stories of world history….or maybe they are just drugged out idiots who think they are more important than they are…and try to find purpose in their useless privileged lives or maybe I’m just jealous cuz I haven’t a love like this, that would turn me homo it was so strong, like an entity of it’s own, or maybe I just don’t like Lohan giving ignoring the love I have for her….in a “If I can’t have her, no one can” stalker kind of way, but that whole Lohan Stalkin’ thing I did a few years ago was just a stunt to get on Access Hollywood that didn’t work,I just really like lookin’ at her tits, that she constantly forgets to bring out….I’d call her a cocktease, but the fact she fucks Ronson, kinda proves she’s definitely not one of those….Ronson naked has the ability to turn any man faggot and apparently one girl dyke…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2010

25

Feb

Chaz Bono’s Lesbian Pussy of the Day

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Chaz Bono must be a real charming fucking person, because not only is he not really a he, but a fucking weirdo who decided he was meant to be a he so he’s taken it upon himself to choose his fucking gender and in doing so, he’s sewed up his pussy and taken hormones to grow out his clit like it was his bangs and have a little 2 inch cock like me, but he’s also 300 fucking pounds and no one likes fucking a 300 pound person, yet he’s still got a pussy on his arm and by his side. He must be a real fucking joy to be around and even inspirational, or a fucking brainwasher, because guys that look like this generally don’t get girls, even if those girls are freaks who get off to gender changing freaks….I think it’s safe to say, she’s just with him to get to Cher’s fortune.

Either way, who cares, it’s just funny that dude’s not even a real fucking dude and he gets more pussy than you do and you are a dude. I’ve told you before and I’m gonna tell you again, just kill yourself, end the suffering.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Chaz Bono|Lesbian

2010

22

Feb

Sarah Silverman Ruins Lesbian Fantasies of the Day

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I hate Sarah Silverman partially because she is fucking ugly but also because I never thought she was funny despite the world buying into her whole “be as gross and as inappropriate as possible” comedy. I just thought she had solid marketing behind her and since the world are a bunch of fucking spineless sheep with no opinion of their own, it made sense for them to find her funny, or at least say they do, so that they fit into the miserable conversation their coworkers have in the office.

But then again, I hate all female comedians, not because I don’t think vagina can be funny, but because they are all fucking dykes, or desperate fat chicks to begin with, and I fucking hate dykes and fat chicks. They are the breed of people that I pretend don’t exist, and I’d rather spend my time laughing at my bad jokes I tell hot little college girls in efforts to get them to show me their vaginas….

I guess in Sarah Silverman’s defense, she has been involved in a really funny joke at least once, and that was when I overheard a group of guys talking about how hot she is and they were fucking serious…I don’t know what kind of fucking guy is turned on by a girl solely based on her comedy, or why someone would think there is anything attractive about this big bushed, sloppy tit, who fucks Jimmy Kimmel pussy, but I can only blame the same Marketing campaign that got her a career.

Here she is trying to be funny, pretending to be a lesbian for the camera and it is really just a reminder that all my lesbian fantasies are NEVER what actual lesbianism is like. Actual lesbianism is a disgusting thing and that depresses me…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lesbian|Sarah Silverman