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2009

16

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian GQ Picture of the Day

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I heard Lohan was shooting an afterschool special like it was ’82 in hopes of bringing her career back to the great heights it once was at, or some shit but I could be wrong, because she ignores me and she is not answering my texts, like she was the Queen of England who doesn’t really grasp technology or someone who is at the top of her fuckin’ game which clearly she isn’t and should be nice to everyone because when she ends up on the street corner begging for change, she won’t want to be ignored.

Here is some pictures she did for GQ, I know I’ve seen them before, but I couldn’t find the shit on my site, so figured why not re-post them if I had. I figure we should celebrate her before she totally falls off the map….

Posted in:Heels|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2009

10

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian See Through Slumber Party of the Day

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I have this fantasy of lesbian slumber parties that involves a group of teenage girls having pillow fights in their boyshort underwear because I am fucking cliche and that’s what lesbian slumber parties are all about. You know that whole experimental bullshit where you can sit around the next day and giggle about how dykey you were the night before, but halfway into the fantasy that Katy Perry song comes on and I look to find the asshole who turned it on and it’s fucking’ Samantha Ronson in her hat djing the lesbian slumber party event, forcing me to jump off of the tree branch I am perched on, where I am peeping in on the lesbian slumber party because I wasn’t invited since I have a cock and because I am an old pervert who scares teenage girls having pillow fights in their boyshort underwear.

I feel like Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s slumber parties aren’t as eventful as the lesbian slumber parties I dream about, but I wouldn’t mind seeing it.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2009

03

Jun

New Young British Lesbian Couple of the Day

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Here is a post you really won’t give a fuck about, but I accidentally downloaded the pictures thinking they were of some random UK bitch actually getting caught dyking out, but instead I got some lesbian tree huggin’ date in the fuckin’ park. The blonde one who looks like she is into motorcycles, combat boots, ripping off dicks because her mother died of a heroin overdose because of penis, is named Pixie Geldof, and there’s no real shocker that she’s into eating cunt. The other one is some aspiring song writer, who is Anne Heche-ing this bitch because she knows her dad has all kinds of ins in the record industry, but when you look like Pixie, you might as well use any bargaining chip you have, even if it is false promises of hook ups from your dad.

The the fact that I know all this, depresses me, but not as much as the fact that I just made this totally useless fucking post. I mean useless unless you think teenage girls rubbing each other from head to toe with their tongues, you know their naked bodies pushed up against each other in the girl’s locker room at the Gym before swimming class, or yoga class or pretty much any fuckin class, or on a field day, or even in a bar or bar bathroom, or pretty much anywhere and under any circumstance, even if panties are left on is hot, like I do.

Posted in:Lesbian|Pixie Geldof|Remi

2009

14

Apr

Princess Eugenie in Her Bikini with Her Tit Grabbin’ Friend of the Day

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Princess Eugenie is in Thailand and there’s only one reason for that and that’s to fuck little boys who dress like little girls.

You know how the Royal Family is, they are all inbred and weird and have strange sexual fetishes.

If you don’t know who this is, she is not Perez Hilton’s sister, she is the Queen of England’s granddaughter, Prince Charles’ Neice, Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson’s daughter and she’s fat.

Seriously, she’s got no business wearing a bikini, even if she’s supportin’ your troops, or trying to justify her obesity in an American Flag…

Posted in:Bikini|Fat|Lesbian|Princess Eugenie

2009

26

Mar

Lesbian Boat Ride of the Day

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I always thought that when lesbians got together they fucked each other with non-penis shaped objects, like dolphin dildos, you know because they hate cock. I also thought they’d do the scissor pussy rub, eat each other out, maybe talk about bullshit, stage a protest about gay marriage, tie themselves to a tree for the environment, shop for lesbian sandals, maybe hate on men for violating them, or objectifying them by punching their penis pillow, maybe they shave their heads, or grow out their armpit hair, I mean I just don’t fuckin’ know, because I don’t know real life lesbians, the only girl on girl action I’ve experienced has been college girls experimenting for a lot of male attention, so actual lesbians are like mythical creatures to me, but thanks to Rosie, I know that lesbians go on boat rides.

Posted in:Boat|Lesbian

2009

17

Mar

Miley Cyrus Rubbin’ Down Her Mom of the Day

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The last time I was at a stripclub, I sat next to a father/son duo. They were wasted and talking about how they were in town for the weekend for some sort of bonding trip and every girl who got on stage they cheered at them like they were watching the fucking superbowl or something. At one point old man gets into one of the uglier strippers, puts a 20 in his mouth and lays down on stage, and the fat stripper rides his face for a minute, takes the money and the guy goes to sit back down only to have his son high fiving him and laughing and screaming like a fucking asshole. He was saying shit like “I bet mom never does that to you” and “I bet mom’s pussy isn’t that tight” and “I bet you could taste that sweet little asshole” and the whole thing made me feel uncomfortable.

Seeing Miley whoring out on her mom’s back, is a lot less weird.

Here she is dropping the paparzzi’s iphone

Posted in:Lesbian|Miley Cyrus|Rub Down

2009

17

Mar

Amber Rose Talks About What She Likes In Bed of the Day

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Kanye’s girlfriend had a fucking weird interview that works because a chick interviews her so it seems less threatening. If I was to ask these questions, I’d get slapped. She says she likes eating pussy, she says she never had a threesome, she says she’s had sex on her period, she says she’s fully waxed and doesn’t bleed, she says she’s never had anal and is a virgin in my ass, she says she played with herself before she showed up at the radio show, she says cum inside me, she fakes orgasms, this is some crazy shit.

It’s some pretty heavy shit that I don’t know I’d want my wife talking about, but that’s just because my wife and sex don’t work too right…

Watch the video.

Posted in:Amber Rose|Lesbian

2009

04

Mar

Amber Rose and Her Modeling Pictures of the Day

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Kanye’s lesbian master of the strap-on was some kind of booty model before she was fuckin him up the ass because it’s not gay when a chick does it to you and because fucking Kanye up the ass has a serious upside, like getting more famous than doing free photoshoots for local ghetto magazines who pay you in donuts and $20 gift certificate to the local movie theater, and like lots of free clothes and the chance to tell your friends you fucked Kanye up the ass like the little bitch that he is….

I am not feeling this, but I am only into chicks with eating disorders because my wife’s and I are fat enough to make me never see an ounce of fat again, even when the fat is distributed awkwardly throughout her body, leaving her skinny in some spots and obese in others, making me feel like I had a fucking stroke lookin’ at her because I can’t make sense of it…..and fucking with every guy who hit on her and got a date with her back when she worked behind the cash at walmart/McDonald’s when they could only get a good view of the waste up.

I know some of you dig this big booty shit, so I’ll fucking post it, but I’d rather it be in video…. but all I could find was this bikini car wash shit…..that I don’t think is her….

And some Women in Song Shit….

And the Best Mall Performance of All Time….I think this may be Lady Gaga Before she was Famous….

Here are those pics….

Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye|Lesbian|Model

2009

02

Mar

Kanye West and His Lesbian of the Day

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Kanye West took his new girlfriend out shopping, because buying her shit is the only reason she’s hanging out with him, it’s all part of the deal, along with fucking him up the ass like he was one of her lesbian lovers with her massive strap-on, but that’s just because it’s not as gay that way. I am having a debate with my stepdaughter right now who says she looks like a cheap hooker from the 90s from the neck down and like a dad from the neck up holding a life jacket in the event she has to jump off the fuckin’ boat and escape this asshole rappers wratch, while I just think she looks like a dyke about to go out and chop up some wood and plant an organic garden, because when you denounce dick, you’re only serious about it if you end all meat intake.

It really doesn’t matter, some rapper I met from NYC this weekend seems to think Jesus Walks is an epic song, that Kanye’s an amazing producer and that he just talks to much. I think Kanye’s an insecure little baby with sexual identity issues, trying to convince himself that all teh positive reinforcement his mom gave him was actually reality, even if he never really felt in in his heart.

Either way, Amber Rose is ugly, whether she’s a dyke or a hooker or just some groupie hipster bitch trying to get ahead and again, who really gives a shit.

Posted in:Kanye West|Lesbian

2009

26

Feb

Hilary Duff and Her Lesbian Crackwhore of the Day

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I am not gonna judge Hilary Duff’s sexual preferences. I know how she’s feeling, we’ve all been there, you know desperate and alone with nothing but a 20 to our name and a boner in our pants. You know looking to get off all over her dirty crack addicted face after violating her gaping, dry, dying vagina, because she is all you really afford, only to feel humiliated once you’re done, leading to you hitting the pipe with the whore you just got with because you realize how she’s the best thing you’ve had in the last 5 years and you don’t want it to end, despite how much you hate yourself for doing it.

You know until you realize there’s a cop across the street about to crack the fuck down on you, forcing you to pretend you’ve never seen that girl before, you know make him think he’s insane for implying such a thing like someone like me paying for sex from someone like that, playing it all off as a joke and going on my merry way….with a boner in my pocket and realizing that the cunt stole my 20 out of my pocket when we were discussing prices, before the pigs cockblocked us…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Homeless|Lesbian