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04

Aug

Sports Illustrated Swim’s Newest Model of the Day

Her name is Glitter and Lazers, no she is not Amy Schumer post pregnancy, but she is huge on tiktok and in life, because look at her, she’s fucking huge…

She has 8 million followers on TikTok for her fashion, beauty, lifestyle and travel content that includes weird BBW fetish shit that would scare a motherfucker if he accidentally got gifted a BBW porn mag before the internet desensitized our instincts and allowed our empty an soulless consciousness consume content like this like it’s no BIG deal, while it is a big deal, and not just for the chairs or benches it sits on, or the air passengers it sits next to, or the all you can eat buffet man who sees her walking in the door….it’s a big deal, because this shouldn’t be “not shocking” to anyone….but here we are thinking “well does she fuck a frozen turkey whole with one of her holes before eating it, shitting it out, and eating that shit”…we’ve become real fucking freaks…

Not to mention, that’s without the whole normalizing of fat people because these authoritarian fascists who pretend they care about your health, when really they just want to control your movement, and encourage you to be this fat, by saying it is ok…STOP BODY SHAMERS….make fat chicks great again….because it plays into their stay medicated, stay lazy, unable to mobilize and die prematurely….SO GIVE THE PEOPLE more McDonalds, more terrible foods, take away any incentive to be fit…and sit them in front of a TV to consume content designed to push agendas….it’s PROPAGANDA….we’ve been warned about….

But I’ll entertain her campaign to Sports Illustrated Swim, because I want them to cast her for clout and WOKENESS…

I’ve mentioned it before, but the biggest original content idea I planned for this site was to do a reject SI SWIM PARODY about 10 years ago or so, where on the day they released their SWIMSUIT EDITION, I’d release mine…all old fat pigs…

As it turns out, my PARODY became a reality and SI SWIM and other brands did it themselves, only they pretend they are being serious…when I know and you know they’re being funny….

Either way…here’s a big girl we want in SI SWIM because she wants in SI SWIM and people like her, LOTS of people like her, so give her a chance…unlike other fat people, she’s out there doing shit….so make it happen.

They are fucking with our minds, ugly is the new beautiful, dumb is the new smart, fat is the new skinny…and people pander to it….

Posted in:Fat|Fat Chick

2010

26

May

Kim Kardashian Thickness is Just Fat of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is fat. I don’t care what any jealous fat chick who wishes she had Kardashian’s body cuz boys actually jerk off to Kim Kardashian while no one jerks off to her…..The people who send me emails telling me how sick I am for pointing out the obvious…the bitch eats too much…she’s lazy…she’s thick and getting sloppy…she managed to give us some good appearances where she must have been strapped up and harnessed up….but she’s nothing but a dirty, washed up ugly pig and I am willing to stand by that when the assholes who gave Kim Kardashian a career by jerking off to her sex tape and believe the media lie that she was hot start bothering me.

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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

25

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

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Hey fat chicks…If you are ever in a situation where you need to have pictures taken of you, be sure to take a bunch of laxatives 2 days earlier, fast for 24 hours, get an industrial strength pair of SPANX, make sure to swell your tits as much as you fucking can, put on a cleavage dress, pose with a fatter chick, and if there are none around, stand like Jennifer Love is standing, cuz it’s some optical illusion, where one foot in from of the other takes her big thick legs and thins the shit out….and the whole thing isn’t as exciting as this would have been 10 years ago when she was the busty skinny chick from TV and not the busty fat chick from the all you can eat buffet where she’s been keeping busy cuz her TV show, which was probably the dumbest concept for a show finally got cancelled…and her boyfriends have all left her high maintenance ass….leaving her nothing else to do but eat…and show off her tits to distract us from that eating….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

11

May

Kim Kardashian Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a tacky piece of shit who needs to go on a diet. She’s in a dress so tight that you’d think shit would squeeze her into a skinny bitch, but I guess that’s what she was going for too, unfortunately it didn’t work out, mainly because of her belly button, shit is casting a shadow in the shit so big I understand why a black dude would confuse her for a fucking toilet. She shoulda taken some of the candy she clearly stuffs down her face into the shit, or maybe even doubled up on the SPANX, but then again, it’s kinda hard to hide your fat when you don’t care that everyone know you are fat….

It still amazes me that girls like this exist, with their tacky style. Fake hair, pounds of make-up, shitty style, fake celebrity and fake sex appeal and their friendship with the Botox Faced person responsible for the Pussycat Dolls….you’d think they were a cartoon character, but unfortunately, they aren’t.

Here she is from a bunch of angles, none of which compliment her figure…

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress

2010

05

May

Jessica Simpson is Fucking Huge of the Day

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A bunch of hollywood gossip sites with nothing better to do with their time than talk about celebrities while trying to make stories out of seriously insignificant things they do and say went nuts about Jessica Simpson because she made a statement that she only brushes her teeth three times a week…

I think she was just diverting from the fact that she’s fat as fuck and slowly turning into a barn animal from her Texan hometown….

The reality is that she’s got fake teeth and when you have fake teeth you can’t get cavities, you can’t get plaque or bacteria build-up so you don’t really have to brush your teeth ever. A little mouth wash and you’re good to go….

But her real issue, which is her disgusting dress size, is what everyone should be gagging about, cuz bitch coulda been hot, if she didn’t spend her days pigging the fuck out now that she can afford to aand because it’s the only thing that makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside, since no guys are hugging her from the inside, or from the outside for that matter, but at least her roll of fat is proving to grow into the size of a disgusting person of its own so that she doesn’t need someone to hold her at night, not that her obesity would stop any of us perverts from holding her any time, she just needs to angle herself the right way to smother her fucking self….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson

2010

03

May

Seductive Webcam Dance of the Day

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I think this bitch is doing the Monster Mash….cuz whatever this is it scares me….but it would be a lot better if done in lingerie or naked…let’s just hope a Part 2 of the shit with some strip will hit…cuz nudity makes all things better…even scary things.

Posted in:Camgirl|Fat

2010

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass Tits on Leno of the Day

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I can’t believe Jay Leno is allowed on TV….but the other thing I can’t believe is that the tank that is Jessica Simpson pretends that she works out….I mean based on everything I see from her fat chick tits, to her fat chick arms, to her fat chick legs, to her fat chick shoulders, to everything fat about her….So Leno makes tit jokes, back alley blowjob hooker jokes and she jiggles when she talks about her Nicorette gum addiction despite having never smoked in her life, when she probably should because if she did actually smoke she’d probably have a better body, since any model and cokewhore party slut will tell you cigarettes help make them skinny….

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Leno

2010

28

Apr

Eva Longoria Should be Deported of the Day

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Dirty Mexican trash Eva Longoria should be fucking deported even though she was born in America strictly based on the fact that she tried her hardest to be white and live the American dream, you know getting on TV and shit, but genetics couldn’t trick her dress size as she now looks like a dumpy piece of Mexican trash you’d expect to find cookin’ in a Hollywood home for a rich family, which brings up the real proof as to how white she tries is, because no real Mexican would hire a Mexican to do their dirty work, but I have a feeling Eva Longoria would in her quest to be white….

She can pose with our troops like she was George Bush trying to trick people forget that he is killing thousands of people in a war by saying shit like “support our troops”…but that doesn’t make her any less busted, interesting, or white American….and here are the pics…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|Fat

2010

22

Apr

Mischa Barton’s Fat Ass Tries to Unlock her Car of the Day

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I am a firm believer of kicking bitches when they are down, especailly when they’ve been treated too well in life up until now….and Mischa Barton is clearly really fucking down….and no one has told her emotionally eating won’t get her out of it…but maybe enough hard drugs she’s clearly been dabbling in will…so here’s the pig trying to unlock her car door but she’s having issues cuz pigs don’t know how to unlock car doors cuz they’re too busy rolling around in their own filth being pigs…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Mischa Barton

2010

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson Fat Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is fat. This isn’t news. She’s not trying to hide it. She’s just a girl pushing 30 who just doesn’t have the same body she had 10 years ago, like the high school prom queen who never spoke to you that you bumped into at Wal Mart with her 3 black babies with different fathers and 60 pounds heavier, reminding you that sometimes fucking the basketball team when you’re the star cheerleader loses its appeal and has a downside when you do it in your 20s after emotionally eating your way to a state of disgusting….

By American standards, I know you still find bitch hot and skinny and for the rest of you I know her huge tits excite you enough to ignore the rest of her, so I figure I might as well post the shit….and that’s just what’ I’ll do…

If you look closely, you will see her gay hairstylist who force feeds her to make himself look skinny as he leaches off her fame in efforts to make himself famous…all while looking like he’s dying of Aids…not necessarily cuz he’s Gay but because he looks like Tom Hanks in Philedelphia….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

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