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Archive for the Fat Category

2010

14

Apr

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

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I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.

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Posted in:Ass|Coco|Fat|Whore

2010

13

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Tits of the Day

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Yesterday, I was pretty upset cuz I was doing a post on Jessica Simspon’s new haircut that her gay friend who is riding her to the top posted on twitter in efforts to release his own “exclusive” so that people follow him for a change, since in his and every gay guy’s mind, he deserves to be the starlet everyone cares about, and Jessica Simpson is the way to make that fucking happen cuz her desperation and depression makes her easy to manipulate….

Today, I am pretty upset cuz I’m posting an update on the shit and writing about a useless, lonely bitch’s hair is pretty fucking depressing, cuz it looks like she’s got hair today….but at least today, I can distract myself with her fat chick tits….and fat chick body….

I just don’t understand why fag hags are always fat chicks…do the gays make them get fat to make them look skinny, do gays hang with them because they don’t judge girls on a sexual level and like them for their big personalities/bank accounts/level of fame, or do they just emotionally eat cuz gay guys are tedious and make them feel like wrecks….no that it matters, cuz fat chicks don’t exist to me except when they end up in my bed taking all the blankets and here are the pics….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

08

Apr

Sherri Shepherd’s Disgusting Fat Chick Tits of the Day

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I look at Sherri Shepherd’s tits almost daily when I watch The View on Mute at my local McDonald’s who have TVs for some reason I don’t really get, but like because I don’t have a TV….

I don’t look at them because I find them hot, but I look at them because I find her so fucking disgusting. She talks about being celibate by choice, and I know black dudes are usually willing to fuck anything with a pussy that can pay the rent, but I just can’t imagine her having much choice in the matter.

I try to visualize her lying in bed, touching herself, sliding her hand from her big mom tits, down to her unkempt pussy she’s got waxed for the first time since doing The View and it makes me sick to my stomach…

I like to think watching her daily, takes away my sex drive and saves young college girls in the neighborhood from getting molested by me and my “tutoring” scam.

Sherri has blocked me on Twitter, so I guess I’ll never get to watch her fuck herself….but here are her disgusting pictures to give you a small break from being a horny animal…..it is almost therapeutic and meditating….Enjoy….

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Posted in:Fat|Sherri Shepherd|Tits

2010

02

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson is Built like a Midget of the Day

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The paparazzi followed Kendra Wilkinson to the Grocery Store, a store she should probably staying the fuck away from based on her horrible new body, but I guess hanging onto the little fame she had for being in Playboy is worth the embarrassment. I’ve never found her hot, I always thought her body was awkward, she looked like trash and there was nothing interesting about her, but I know you idiots eat up everything you see on TV and probably think she’s amazing, even with her ripped open pussy and sloppy stomach, her short limbs and midget stance…and most importantly…her retard inbred face….Shit looks more cross eyed and contorted than a redneck at a backwoods gas station who comes from a long line of inter-family marriage….and here are the pics…

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Posted in:Fat|Kendra Wilkinson|Midget

2010

01

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Has a Seriously Shitty Body of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day has taken this eating thing a little too far. I get that she loves black dude attention becuase they are the only people who give her any attention because they are the only people who appreciate a fat white girl…and I guess that was a market she liked taping into because it took a lot of pressure off her in terms of actually getting off her ass and exercising….The only weird thing about it is that she’s trying to turn herself into a fat black woman, which is pretty much career suicide because black dudes hate black women and really I don’t know why I am analyzing this bullshit because bitch doesn’t deserve this much thought….but it is funny that she’s still celebrating on her Playboy cover from a year ago, by wearing a Miss March necklace, which was probably the last work she’s got and will ever get, so her life goal has finally been accomplished…..cuz she’s fat ghetto trash…enjoy…

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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Fat

2010

31

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reminds Us That Fat Chicks Like Their Shoes of the Day

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There is a study that fatter girls are hooked on buying shoes because it is the one thing on their body that doesn’t change sizes. It’s like if bitch is a size 7 in high school, she’s usually gonna be a size 7 in her 40s, even if her pantsize has gone from a size 0 to a “I wear elastic waistband pants I buy at the fat chick store cuz they don’t make shit in my size anymore”, like my wife. So they go shopping for shoes cuz other than eating buffets, it is the only way they feel good about themselves when shopping and here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her shoes, the only thing she’s got left, you know now that she’s on her way back to obesity.

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Posted in:Ankles|Fat|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Fat Well of the Day

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I want to start this off by saying that I am not posting these because I find them hot….I never find Kim Kardashian hot. I am posting them because I am amazed at how she has the ability to not look as fat as I know she is. I figure I don’t need to sit next to her on a plane, or attend her wedding to some black dude, to know bitch goes nuts on a pint of ice cream while spending the day in bed at least once a day, but whenever I see pictures of her, she’s got it all contained and under control. It’s like she manages to squeeze her gut into her tits and her thighs into her ass while never letting her SPANX or banadages that hold her in place be seen and the whole think makes no sense, but I can only assume she’s some kind of devil…or at least a waste of fucking space I can’t believe I am talking about….I just know these pictures are just as boring as this post….and I’d be regretting it – but luckily I don’t care that much….

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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

15

Mar

Queen Latifah Fat Bikini Tits are a Spring Break Disaster of the Day

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Queen Latifah, like Precious and Mo’Nique prove that you can make it without actually having anything remotely appealing about you, because I guess hollywood execs like casting the fat, ugly, black chicks, cuz they are racist, while you rarely see the white equivalent on screen…It’s like the world can embrace fat chicks as long as they are black….and apparently as long as they aren’t in a fucking bikini, because this is the kind of thing I’d expect at my Cuban two star all inclusive Spring Break hotel I’d end up in because shit only costs 350 dollars and attracts the quality, not that I can afford 350 dollars, but you get what I am saying, and if you don’t you’re an idiot, because when I think of Spring Break, I forget that for every hot chick, there is an old fat bitch doing shots like she was a young chick….and today that happens to be Queen Latifah….unfortunately….unless this kind of shit turns you on like you’re some kind of racist thinking you’re a slave owner or some other twisted shit that gets girls like Latifah fucked….

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Posted in:Fat|Queen Latifah|Tits

2010

11

Mar

Jessica Simpson is Letting All This Attention Get to her Head of the Day

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The biggest mistake John Mayer could have made was telling the public that Jessica Simpson was sexual napalm in bed. Shit was Oprah and all over the media and brought over-night attention to Jessica Simpson. The dude from Hurt Locker wante to get into her Hurting “ovaries that wants to get their egg fertilized so that she will have a family and be as happy as her little sister who shouldn’t have had babies before her and the fact that she hasn’t been able to keep a man makes her feel like a bigger loser than she is, while giving her something new to love and care or even though she’s not very good at taking care of things proven in her dogs abduction and killed by coyotes because she is a bad mother and not good a lookin’ after things…Locker…and Ryan Philippe who will probably like these pictures since he has a history of fat bitches…

Either way, she’s boxy, she’s thick, I’d still love to suck her used tampons, but I have no standards and you’re in hollywood bitch, step up your fucking game and drop the texan BBQ.

I spoke too soon…it looks lik Jessica Simpson’s replaced her dog, because when you’re a bad dog mother you don’t get arrested like when you’re a bad real mother, and they let you get as many dogs as you want, no forced sterilization here…and for those of you who don’t care about her neediness, you can look at her tits


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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson

2010

03

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Tits of the Day

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A week doesn’t seem to go by without pictures of Kim Kardashian going to get a pedicure while showing off her fat tits, fat ass and fat body because her life is fucking useless and she doesn’t do anything but go to get pedicures, go to events, go to dinner and sit at home emotionally eating her way thru life because that’s what pigs do. Her boring fucking life is like a CD on repeat, but instead of turning the bullshit off and just letting her live out her bullshit without bothering the rest of us, they give her a fucking TV show, which is one more reason why America is a cesspool of fucking shit, any normal society would have executed this trash, or let it die from its own stupidity, but instead you assholes celebrate it….and the whole thing is beyond me…Seriously, I just don’t get it….I really don’t….why is this thick bitch making money off of all of us?? It is not deserved and makes no sense…but here are her short thick legs and body wasting everyone’s time……

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits