Yesterday, I was pretty upset cuz I was doing a post on Jessica Simspon’s new haircut that her gay friend who is riding her to the top posted on twitter in efforts to release his own “exclusive” so that people follow him for a change, since in his and every gay guy’s mind, he deserves to be the starlet everyone cares about, and Jessica Simpson is the way to make that fucking happen cuz her desperation and depression makes her easy to manipulate….

Today, I am pretty upset cuz I’m posting an update on the shit and writing about a useless, lonely bitch’s hair is pretty fucking depressing, cuz it looks like she’s got hair today….but at least today, I can distract myself with her fat chick tits….and fat chick body….

I just don’t understand why fag hags are always fat chicks…do the gays make them get fat to make them look skinny, do gays hang with them because they don’t judge girls on a sexual level and like them for their big personalities/bank accounts/level of fame, or do they just emotionally eat cuz gay guys are tedious and make them feel like wrecks….no that it matters, cuz fat chicks don’t exist to me except when they end up in my bed taking all the blankets and here are the pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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