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2021

04

Aug

Sports Illustrated Swim’s Newest Model of the Day

Her name is Glitter and Lazers, no she is not Amy Schumer post pregnancy, but she is huge on tiktok and in life, because look at her, she’s fucking huge…

She has 8 million followers on TikTok for her fashion, beauty, lifestyle and travel content that includes weird BBW fetish shit that would scare a motherfucker if he accidentally got gifted a BBW porn mag before the internet desensitized our instincts and allowed our empty an soulless consciousness consume content like this like it’s no BIG deal, while it is a big deal, and not just for the chairs or benches it sits on, or the air passengers it sits next to, or the all you can eat buffet man who sees her walking in the door….it’s a big deal, because this shouldn’t be “not shocking” to anyone….but here we are thinking “well does she fuck a frozen turkey whole with one of her holes before eating it, shitting it out, and eating that shit”…we’ve become real fucking freaks…

Not to mention, that’s without the whole normalizing of fat people because these authoritarian fascists who pretend they care about your health, when really they just want to control your movement, and encourage you to be this fat, by saying it is ok…STOP BODY SHAMERS….make fat chicks great again….because it plays into their stay medicated, stay lazy, unable to mobilize and die prematurely….SO GIVE THE PEOPLE more McDonalds, more terrible foods, take away any incentive to be fit…and sit them in front of a TV to consume content designed to push agendas….it’s PROPAGANDA….we’ve been warned about….

But I’ll entertain her campaign to Sports Illustrated Swim, because I want them to cast her for clout and WOKENESS…

I’ve mentioned it before, but the biggest original content idea I planned for this site was to do a reject SI SWIM PARODY about 10 years ago or so, where on the day they released their SWIMSUIT EDITION, I’d release mine…all old fat pigs…

As it turns out, my PARODY became a reality and SI SWIM and other brands did it themselves, only they pretend they are being serious…when I know and you know they’re being funny….

Either way…here’s a big girl we want in SI SWIM because she wants in SI SWIM and people like her, LOTS of people like her, so give her a chance…unlike other fat people, she’s out there doing shit….so make it happen.

They are fucking with our minds, ugly is the new beautiful, dumb is the new smart, fat is the new skinny…and people pander to it….

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2010

16

Mar

Amazing Fat Chick Story of the Day

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Here’s a 550 pound woman getting paid to hit 1000 pounds. She’s some idiot who thinks there are no health risks to being a fucking pig of a woman but more importantly, she’s pretty much an internet pornstar who takes pictures of herself in her panties and people pay to see the shit. Now she’s addicted to the fame like she was Lindsay Lohan and now she’s trying to get more attention and her fans are sending her food to make her fucking fatter.

I am married to a fat chick, it’s a disgusting fucking thing that I write about daily, so I will never understand the fetish, but can only assume her fans are black dudes….

Posted in:Fat Chick

2009

06

Oct

Katy Perry and Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry was at the Yves St Laurent fashion show taking in some tips on how to dress because she’s pretty much looked like a shitty clown throughout her short lived music career that I hope has very little life left in it, because I hate her, but for some reason you idiots get excited about her tits, despite the fact that all chicks have tits and her tits are no better than anyone’s tits, but for some reason we aren’t all bitter, negative pricks like me and look for the good in people, and I guess I have to agree that despite all the hatred I have for her, at least she’s got tits, see, even I can be positive sometimes too..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat Chick|Katy Perry|Tits

2008

14

Oct

Sophie Monk’s Fat Chick Panty Line of the Day

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So Sophie Monk decided to get back at her Good Charlotte sister, who moved her to the USA with promises of lesbian marriage and children, before getting swept up by Paris Hilton’s rank vagina, when she was trying to save her career and jump on the Lohan / Ronson lesbian party boat, and she’s doing it by releasing a line of underwear based on the underwear the Good Charlotte Sister used to wear for her. Shit’s contouring and makes fat chicks think they look less fat, but strapping them down and squeezing them proper like we were in the middle ages and they were some kind of high society woman or some shit, only knowing Sophie Monk’s celebrity, they’ll probably be sold at Sears next to LL Cool J’s collection of suburban gangster gear for the whole family, in his last whimper for attention.

So the good news about that is that Good Charlotte sister’s fat girl panties aren’t just for the rich and famous anymore and in the economic crisis, that’s the social conscious thing to do, because when you have to decide whether to go with the groceries or a pair of cheeap underwear to trick men into thinking you are worth fucking, go with the underwear, because that man you may be tricking could be rich enough to take you out for dinner and we all know that can be expensive because you eat more than the average person and because of the fact that you are wearing these panties pretty much means food is probably the last thing you need.

I like the way Sophie Monk has a pair of them on her head, she’s so playful like that, I heard that last week she let Ryan Seacrest shove his pantyhose down her throat to gag her before licking her asshole while jerking off. True Story.