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2021

04

Aug

Sports Illustrated Swim’s Newest Model of the Day

Her name is Glitter and Lazers, no she is not Amy Schumer post pregnancy, but she is huge on tiktok and in life, because look at her, she’s fucking huge…

She has 8 million followers on TikTok for her fashion, beauty, lifestyle and travel content that includes weird BBW fetish shit that would scare a motherfucker if he accidentally got gifted a BBW porn mag before the internet desensitized our instincts and allowed our empty an soulless consciousness consume content like this like it’s no BIG deal, while it is a big deal, and not just for the chairs or benches it sits on, or the air passengers it sits next to, or the all you can eat buffet man who sees her walking in the door….it’s a big deal, because this shouldn’t be “not shocking” to anyone….but here we are thinking “well does she fuck a frozen turkey whole with one of her holes before eating it, shitting it out, and eating that shit”…we’ve become real fucking freaks…

Not to mention, that’s without the whole normalizing of fat people because these authoritarian fascists who pretend they care about your health, when really they just want to control your movement, and encourage you to be this fat, by saying it is ok…STOP BODY SHAMERS….make fat chicks great again….because it plays into their stay medicated, stay lazy, unable to mobilize and die prematurely….SO GIVE THE PEOPLE more McDonalds, more terrible foods, take away any incentive to be fit…and sit them in front of a TV to consume content designed to push agendas….it’s PROPAGANDA….we’ve been warned about….

But I’ll entertain her campaign to Sports Illustrated Swim, because I want them to cast her for clout and WOKENESS…

I’ve mentioned it before, but the biggest original content idea I planned for this site was to do a reject SI SWIM PARODY about 10 years ago or so, where on the day they released their SWIMSUIT EDITION, I’d release mine…all old fat pigs…

As it turns out, my PARODY became a reality and SI SWIM and other brands did it themselves, only they pretend they are being serious…when I know and you know they’re being funny….

Either way…here’s a big girl we want in SI SWIM because she wants in SI SWIM and people like her, LOTS of people like her, so give her a chance…unlike other fat people, she’s out there doing shit….so make it happen.

They are fucking with our minds, ugly is the new beautiful, dumb is the new smart, fat is the new skinny…and people pander to it….

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