Katy Perry is friends with Bezos, she’s invited to the wedding with the SWAMP thing that he’s decided to marry because he’s busy being a billionaire and doesn’t really seem to notice that she’s got some sort of demonic tail, unless he does and that’s what he’s into. The sweet nectar from her demon cunt is compelling…
Anyway, he decided to fly her space, which in Amazon terms is really just into zero gravity in an overpriced airplane, that makes these people feel like they are in Space, but they are hardly in actual space because space is fake and gay.
Elon’s rockets seem to go even more into space, even though Space is fake and gay, and it is all probably just movie magic like Kubrick’s moon landing….but Bezos still had the opportunity to Challenger this shit, to Sharon Christa McAuliffe….but instead was more interested in giving Katy Perry’s old mom sloppers a change to experience 0 gravity for once in their lives…
She posted some titty content, not sure when, I was one of the haters who said maybe a Challenger style disaster like Sharon Christa McAuliffe would be good for the world, eliminated all Katy Perry future hits from raping our ears and brains…
However, there are two sides to every story and if she did blow up the other day, we’d be stuck by an overwhelming amount of Katy Perry songs…so maybe her not dying was a win for us all…
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