I just threw up again, I don’t think it has anything to do with watching Katy Perry drunk at some club, doing a little show grinding up against some half naked guy because when the club found out she was there, they figured they might as well make a mockery out of her, because that’s pretty much all she’s good for, at least that’s what her record label says, but for some reason the public eat it up….like you know the people in the crowd are cumming themselves knowing that they are partying that close to Katy Perry, the girl from TV and that they are getting their own private performance because they are partying that close to Katy Perry and that is why she has a career and that is also why I hate you.
Here are some pictures of her in her slutty Santa Costume climbing out of a banana, which may not make any sense to me, but either does the fact that she’s famous or that guys want to fuck her…..
Katy Perry is a victim of positive reinforcement. Someone forgot to tell her that she fucking sucks and instead was surrounded by people who suck her big fucking dick all day long, making her think what she’s doing is relevant because of the paychecks, radio play, and crowds aplauding for you, without realizing the people who are paying to see her are just fucking idiots who eat up anything the radio feeds them.
So she can’t sing, she can’t dance and to make shit worse, she’s not even good looking or worth a fuck. She’s just a fat chick who isn’t fat right now, and her novelty act needs to fucking die, because if it doesn’t I probably will. I am easily affected by things, especially when I can’t escape them everywhere I fucking go.
Here’s a video of her doing the Beyonce dance, because she’s an annoying cunt, and a photoshoot where she looks hideous, because even with make-up, photoshop and good lighting, she can’t escape her fate…….
Youtube did some clever live-broadcast shit from San Francisco this past weekend, I didn’t bother watching it, because the last thing I want to do is sit on a computer and watch second rate performances in some Youtube Variety show bullshit that features all the retarded Youtube stars, and proven by Katy Perry’s attendance, all the retarded pop music stars.
Like Beyonce, she’s a fat chick in a pantless outfit, but for some reason everyone gets mad at me for calling her fat, like I was the one who shoved that extra large pizza down her throat. The truth is that if you’re staring at her body, because her face is disgusting, you’ll know that she’s not fully fat right now, but you can tell she was fat by her hips, legs and the way she puts all that importance on her tits, because up until she developed a cocaine addiction, hired a personal trainer and ran around on stage all night because some people, who I hate, gave her a career, they were the only thing guys would talk to her for.
She pollutes my life, now she pollutes Youtube music festivals and I am going to post the video because I hate her.
BONUS THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A BONUS – KATY PERRY BEING “SEXY” IN FHM
Katy Perry is a pig. I don’t care if she’s got tits and that’s her only claim to sex appeal or if she talks about kissing other girls because she knows it is marketable, I have heard her in interviews and she sounds like the type of messy girl who breaks a stool, tries to make out with the bar tender, but ends up making out with some fat dude in the corner, before puking all over the place and running out embarrased. You know the sloppy girl who you see crying at a pizza place after a night of drinking, with a ripped dress, stuffing her face knowing that she sucks at fucking life and that is because she does suck at life and no matter how much she tells me she’s got hot tits, or how often her song bounces around inside my head like a viral infection, we both know that she is the ugly friend nobody wants and no matter how drunk I am, I stay as far the fuck away as I can because despite being easy, she comes with a very persistant attitude and would show up on your doorstep at 4 am begging to suck your dick, which isn’t a bad thing, but can be a pretty fucking annoying thing, because she always seems to smell like french fries and she never really goes away, but she does flip the used condom inside out, hoping to keep you around for the next 18 years, because she’s just that desperate.
I hate being fat. This morning i was walking around and saw a plastic bag filled with sloppy fucking pizza. I assume it was someone’s lunch that they accidentally dropped, or it was some kind of predator hunting for fat people, but shit almost worked on me. I saw it, and despite not knowing who it belonged to, where it came from, how long it had been there, and whether it was poisoned, my initial instinct was to bring in home, brush it off and give it to my wife to test before eating it myself. The I realized that my paranoia would have me in the corner hugging my knees thinking I was drugged and dying or self-induced hallucinating, that would probably lead to me running down the street naked, then getting arrested and institutionalized after they realize that it was all in my head and not actually the affect of a drug and picking up food in plastic bags, no matter how good it looks, is disgusting, and it’d be better to just order a pizza with my wife’s credit card, but I decided to bring it up for my wife, put it on a plate and stick it in the fridge so that when she gets home it’ll be the first thing she eats, without asking, because she’s a sneaky fat girl like that, who thinks if she hides the cookies and eats them without anyone knowing, it’s like she didn’t actually eat them at all, one of those tree falling in the forest situations, only she still gets fat regardless….and I will be very happy when she asks where the pizza came from, after eating half of it, to tell her I found it on the street corner next to a pile of dog shit….she’ll freak.
Speaking of fat, here’s some pictures of Katy Perry showing off her tits, because like all fat chicks, she like to show them off and draw attention to herself, so guys notice them and makes her feel like they are noticing her making her think they she has some value, instead of the looks of disgust she used to get growing up every time she was seen eating in public, before she undeservingly got famous….
Bonus – Here’s a Picture of her a some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker in his underwear because a Katy Perry show is the equivalent of seeing Perez Hilton in his underwear…
On a side note, Katy Perry is fake friends with Perez because she like the media attention and being written about by him, like a slut dating a man with a fat wallet, Katy Perry is an opportunist, which is pretty obvious if you look at where she’s got based on what she’s produced, it just doesn’t make sense…without sucking the right dick, or being a lonely man with a powerful website’s friend…here’s the video.
Either way, I hate this cunt. I hate that she is famous and I hate the song she sings that haunts my dreams….
Here’s her Hot n Cold Video being annoying…
Here’s some 16 year old girl making her own Hot n Cold Video because I make people famous sometimes….
If you read this site, which you don’t, but I pretend you do, I mean that’s why I write these stupid things, it’s not for me to keep track of my bullshit that goes on in my mind, that is pretty fucking repetitive and uninteresting, it’s to entertain , even if there’s no fucking audience. A juggling man on the sidewalk that no one notices, is still a fucking juggler, right?
I don’t know where I was going with that, but I do know that I hate Katy Perry, her song, and if you read the site, you know I constantly write about it. I think she fucked the media by taking a cliche fantasy guys and girls have and singing about it in a bubble gum kinda way, making the shit way more pedophiliac, until seeing the girl who sings the shit, and realizing she’s some chubby, unattractive chick, making the whole young girls experimenting turn into two lonely girls who can’t land a date because no guys want them, turning to each other while watching old Ellen reruns or some independent film, and tonguing each other to really feel what love and using each other to show them….
Anyway, she has big tits, at least she always talks about the, donates them to charity and claims they are bigger than they are, like they are some kind of achievement, or trophy, despite the only achievement being on the pill and being able to emotionally eat 8 Big Macs in one fucking sitting…Don’t let her recent weight loss trick you, that’s smoke and mirrors, cocaine and performing, this dumpy bitch only focuses on her tits, because they were the only thing that got her male attention growing up, and she’s still living that fat girl life….because she will always be a fat girl and her tits will always be her only talent…..that’s why her dress has eyes, because they are the only place people look when they talk to her and she felt it would be smart to accommodate because it was starting to make her remember that her tits are all she’s worth….right.
Katy Perry flashed her panties and I wasn’t there to point and laugh, not that I would, because if I was in the same room as this cunt, I would most likely be throwing furniture at her, telling her to get that fucking song out of my head. You know if you met the person who has been torturing you all these months, you’d want to get your revenge too, but I guess the only salvation I have is that there’s nothing hot about this pig of a girl, who may look like she’s not a pig anymore, because of all the cocaine addiction and pressure of having to dance around on stage and get off her couch, but the second she stops that shit, it’s back to donuts and potato chips where she’ll figure out a new sexual fantasy that attention craving girls do to exploit, I can assume that flashing your white panties in a way that we can’t determine how meaty or hairy your pussy is while hanging with Perez Hilton aren’t it.
I can’t post the pics, because the agency that owns them is a cocksucker who sent me a 6,000 dollar invoice, so I’ll link out to another site in the event you’re interested in looking at this pasty bitch lookin’ very unattractive, even with the sound turned off.
Too see the shitty pictures, follow this link, but I really don’t know why you’d want to … GO
Katy Perry dressed up like Freddie Mercury for her Halloween Birthday Party. It only makes sense that this bitch was born this time of year, I mean considering she’s a fuckin’ devil who manipulated the world through her shitty catchy music, that shit haunts me more than memories of getting raped as a child. She also used to be some kind of Chrisitan, who has Pastors for parents and rebelled by becoming a sinner who promotes experimenting with your sexuality, and I just hope that her and Freddie Mercury have the same fate…..may they both burn in hell for their sins together while singing about doing more than just kissing people of the same sex….
Either way, I think she failed in her costume, she looks more like the weird dude who smells like cum and body odor who works at the sex shop I sometimes go to when I have nothing better to do, who always manages to be really fucking excited to show me the rare obscure fetish magazines that come in, than some homosexual aids infected rockstar, maybe it’s because my sex shop worker can’t get Aids, you know with his masturbation with rubber vagina and sex doll vagina addiction instead of real vagina that leaves him with little disposable income from his 8 dollar an hour salary to hire prosititues….
Speaking of getting raped as a child…or at least I was earlier in the post…listen to this song because I love it….
So Katy Perry is riding the celebrity wave and decided to do something good with the only thing she’s got going or her and that’s her big fat chick tits. So she got involved with this charity called Keep A Breast, and they pretty much mold titties, get artists to paint them and auction them off on ebay for perverts to tittyfuck, even though it feels like sandpaper and will rip your dick apart, but perverts are determined and don’t fuck around when it comes to getting off in the weirdest ways possible.
I am sure that her tits will sell for a lot of money, because so many people want a piece, except me, because all I see is a talentless fat chick on coke who has far too much fame than she deserves, who has single handedly ruined my teenage girl fantasy by making her catchy fuckin contagious song rape my brain because of all the airtime it got.
The word on the street is that song isn’t the only thing contagious on this girl, so maybe a mold of her tits is better than a her herpes infested real ones. Sure, herpes rarely appear on tits, it’s one of those medical mysteries, and Katy Perry’s career pretty much proves that defying the odds type of miracles really do exist….
Katy Perry tried to do some novelty pin-up girl jumping into a cake for her novelty song that has made her more than just novelty money and novelty famous, which is too bad because I am ready for her and her fuckin’ joke that rapes me almost everyday to go away.
She was at the MTV Latin awards, whenever the fuck those were and she slipped and fell when covered in cake and couldn’t get up. That whole stunt was pretty fucking fat of her and along with kissing girls and liking it, Katy Perry like eating and before the coke addiction and fame, her body proved that she liked it. So apparently, giant cakes aren’t just my wife’s fantasies I used to make fun of her about, along with her dreams of swimming pools filled with chocolate sauce, trees made of licorice, snow being cotton candy, our couch being a giant donut and pretty much all things around her being edible treats, and apparently this idea came to chubby Katy Perry in her chubby dreams she started having when the record label told her to stop eating, but none of that matters, I know that you like girls covered in food because you like girls pretty much covered in anything remotely similar to the consistency of your cum, so I’ll post it for you and I like seeing Katy Perry fail, so I’ll post it for me. Here’s hoping the next video I get of her is of her getting hit kissing the front of a bus and liking it as it runs her and the potential of her making any more music to ruin my life over.
