If you read this site, which you don’t, but I pretend you do, I mean that’s why I write these stupid things, it’s not for me to keep track of my bullshit that goes on in my mind, that is pretty fucking repetitive and uninteresting, it’s to entertain , even if there’s no fucking audience. A juggling man on the sidewalk that no one notices, is still a fucking juggler, right?

I don’t know where I was going with that, but I do know that I hate Katy Perry, her song, and if you read the site, you know I constantly write about it. I think she fucked the media by taking a cliche fantasy guys and girls have and singing about it in a bubble gum kinda way, making the shit way more pedophiliac, until seeing the girl who sings the shit, and realizing she’s some chubby, unattractive chick, making the whole young girls experimenting turn into two lonely girls who can’t land a date because no guys want them, turning to each other while watching old Ellen reruns or some independent film, and tonguing each other to really feel what love and using each other to show them….

Anyway, she has big tits, at least she always talks about the, donates them to charity and claims they are bigger than they are, like they are some kind of achievement, or trophy, despite the only achievement being on the pill and being able to emotionally eat 8 Big Macs in one fucking sitting…Don’t let her recent weight loss trick you, that’s smoke and mirrors, cocaine and performing, this dumpy bitch only focuses on her tits, because they were the only thing that got her male attention growing up, and she’s still living that fat girl life….because she will always be a fat girl and her tits will always be her only talent…..that’s why her dress has eyes, because they are the only place people look when they talk to her and she felt it would be smart to accommodate because it was starting to make her remember that her tits are all she’s worth….right.

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