Katy Perry reminds me of a small town washed up beauty pageant queen who works at the hair salon, because she took some body waxing course, you know the kind of dolled up, inappropriately dressed white trash you’d expect to find at the Christmas pageant, wishing for the better life…the actual Hollywood life….where her big tits get you more than just a discount at the movie theatre or ice cream shop where she goes to feel male attention in her otherwise empty white trash life…

Only Katy Perry is actually Hollywood and pulled off the scam…and isn’t white trash at all – but rich as fuck…living her tacky princess life…with her big old tits….at some Christmas event…because that’s what she’s about..

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Katy Perry is a big Hillary Clinton supporter – as she would be, you know Women Power and the fact that Trump comes across as a crazy person….not to mention the whole Illuminati theory that the only reason Katy Perry or Hillary Clinton exist is due to some secret society determining what the country sees and experiences…both very rich talking heads designed to push random agendas…like this “Go Vote, even if you don’t want to Vote”…because the election is in a month and half….

And what better way than to do it as a basic joke, for a site that loves basic jokes, as long as said basic jokes are performed by celebrities to make everyone rich…

I refuse to post the video – because I fucking hate everything about that scam Funny or Die…but I’ll post the bullshit and unattractive non-nude pics of Katy Perry…who doesn’t even get naked in her joke video- because she’ll all talk, all noise, full of shit..and her jokes aren’t funny…

You cannot clickbait us with the word naked…that’s my tactic…trick…now pull out those monster tits…

Here a video of the fatty tits eating Sprinkles…as she does…titty fuel…probably better than Funny Or Die’s garbage…die INTERNET…PLEASE DIE….

A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Sep 19, 2016 at 3:10pm PDT

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The highlight of my life wasn’t sitting on a couch next to Katy Perry, if anything it depressed me because she’s clearly confused about her fame and fortune – or what to do with it – and is trying to find some sense of normalcy that I should have presented her on my hand in the form of my load for her to insert in herself after rubbing her clit with it- to make me a child with a famous and rich set of tits…

I just felt she was easily manipulated by assholes who know how to manipulate weirdo girls who grew up in a cult…and that she was large, like real large, those tits don’t even look like the watermelons they are while presented against her broad back…

So seeing her flash her panties for Orlando Bloom – knowing he’s gaming her hard – to fuck with her head because he’s a manipulative spoiled entitled actor…reacting to his ex wife remarrying someone better than him…makes me sad…because it’s not her flashing her tits…

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Orlando Bloom has lost his mind, probably since finding out that Miranda Kerr, his baby momma is marrying the Snapchat billionaire, and his kid will have a new stepfather, assuming that they stil have custody of their kid an it’s not left in some Kennel for models who have kids with rich guys to collect child support in case modeling doesn’t work out – which it hasn’t really been working out for Miranda Kerr since fucking Bieber and getting fired from mall Brand that made her a million dollars a year…it’s been a struggle that has been off set with more than one, I think 3-4 that we know of – billionaire cock..

So Bloom, in some kind of manic Actor / Australian episode – is just needy, craving attention, making as much noise as possible, while taking advantage of very famous Katy Perry. using her for visibility – as no one cares about Orlando Bloom…getting naked for the paparazzi – knowing Kerr will read the headlines and it will go viral..

And now he’s grabbing Katy Perry’s tits….poor girl has no idea the narcissist is just using her for his own actor ego…she’s nice and just looking for love and these bastards use her because she’s so famous but lucky us seeing bitch get felt up…it’s a good look for her..

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Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can….

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I watched Katy Perry speak and perform at the DNC in a very tight dress, allowing the people to really grasp what is important or of substance in this Election, and that is Katy Perry’s tits, the rest is just distraction and lies where both evils are trying to manipulate stupid people for their own egos….

I get why people like Katy Perry are involved in pushing this nonsense to her fans, it’s part of her working a deal with a devil when she decided she wanted to be a popstar who makes 100s of millions of dollars off very basic level of singing ability…and part of that deal was “use your voice to promote what we tell you”….and in your spare time you can sell bullshit perfume to bullshit people…

So a bitch like Katy Perry, who doesn’t really bother me, I actually feel bad for her because she seems lonely and disliked, because she’s a scam….can sell perfume as hard as she can sell politics…with as much conviction…even if she doesn’t use her fragrance and it’s just a cash grab…..I believe her…and that makes me not believe anything she does when pretending to be sincere…

Everyone is so heated about bullshit and forget the important things…like jerk off material….thank

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It’s nice to see that NBC paid Katy Perry a shit ton of money for their Olympic video, because they have to pay someone and it could have been worse, it could have been Taylor Swift singing about how an Olympian Athlete once left her for another girl, and despite his gold he’s a zero to her….

It’s a terrible fucking song, a terrible sports moments edit, a terrible experience for all, but I guess that’s an appropriate way to celebrate the number one Amateur athletes in the world, based on each country sending their 2 best….even if said country has the 10 best in the world…logical..

I guess what I’m saying is where are her sloppy, non-athletic tits…but here she is in a face mask…

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Katy Perry and Dolly Parton performed Jolene together and I am only posting this very shitty quality video because I liked my caption, headline, clickbait…because I imagine that’s what happened backstage.

As a Dolly Parton fan, I love her music and her massive tits on her small frame…while being a great singer songwriter…with massive tits…I like everything she does..and as Katy Perry non-fan, her music and talent is the worst, I only like her big tits, and not even that much…they are just sort of their, they come stock with the cankles…I figure tits on tits is the tits…or something…

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I always wonder why people get excited by the penis that any popstar is putting in them….

All these people cycle through the same people, which is probably why herpes are rampant.

So whether Katy Perry is fucking Orlando Bloom or Taylor Swift or Diplo or whoever else she’s dated that I can’t think of…oh right Russell Brand…they’ll all be at the same parties, in what is just one giant, horrible, rich kid high school….you know since they have the maturity of a 12 year old thanks to being rich and coddled…

I guess the media just hypes it up, and people don’t actually care, since they don’t even really want to fuck Katy Perry or her big sports bra tits…I mean they would if they were there to be fucked…but tits on snapchat and instagram are far more appealing…and accessible…

You know, celebrities…fucking suck. They aren’t cool or interesting…so let’s hope one of them gets AIDS…but not Hollywood AIDS that doesn’t kill you…80s New York Gay Aids….just to eliminate what the world doesn’t need…which is more of this noise, coming out of more of these assholes…

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I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE,

This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 24, 2016 at 8:43am PST

I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared..

Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there…

I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory..

Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS….

I guess what it comes down to is – who cares..

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