The internet is freaking out because Katy Perry got her handprints in what I assume is the hollywood walk of fame, because I guess as an LA party girl, who probably walked Hollywood BLVD with her girls buying their silly raver outfits for their club nights, it’s probably a big deal, worth the price they charged her for it, because now, she’s eternal and can inspire other mainstream raver chicks to fuck the right dude in the right band to introduce her to the right people as that is how it pretty much happens…

I mean, I get the whole tits busting out of her top, that she knew was going to be the position she’d be in, and probably why she wore the dress…because everyone give this old lady popster with some of the worst music more attention on her big day! It cost her money…now notice…

I don’t think Katy Perry is a horrible person, I think she’s a horrible performer and don’t get her, but feel sorry for her knowing that no one actually respects her or her music and only care because she’s famous…if she wasn’t famous, she’d just be the weirdo at the club….

That said, your instagram and facebook must be blowing up with Burning man pictures, as they “Burners are back”…and Katy Perry was a “Burner” this weekend and she posted one of her Mad Max, creepy in the desert not dessert outfits, and all I can see is her short thick legs…

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Katy Perry always makes me sad….she reminds me of the Gangnam Style dudes, and sure she’s rich as fuck, set for life, but it’s like she made a viral song before people were really going viral, so it just stuck and here was this tall, big, awkward girl forced to pretend she was a popstar, because the label and the people around her forced her…so day after day…humiliating herself with this candy coated shit, while friends were only friends with her because she was Katy Perry…pretty much losing her soul…that we assume she had….because she seems like a genuinely nice person…and not just because of her tits…but mainly because of her tits…did you see her tits, she’s got big tits, let’s focus on her tits, validate her with her tits, because we love tits, and really her music and everything about her, when presented without tits, is just garbage…

HEre she is with her brother…demonstrating how he used to make her cum when they were weird home schooled reclusive Christian kids…

tbt my bro & I cut from the same cloth

A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Aug 20, 2015 at 1:26am PDT

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The latest in Katy Perry news is that she’s still an overrated, talentless con artist who has won with her brain washing music, that just gets into all our heads for no reason other than scientific formulas created by the record label to encourage consumption…

She’s also recently reportedly single from John Mayer, a dude girls locally have told me was into ass eating before ass eating was cool, when ass eating was something that would throw off a girl when you asked her to do it after a show, ever those they’d still do it, because he was famous and chose them to go backstage with him, that’s what fans are supposed to do…

Well, like all recently single girls, she’s on a mission to get revenge and I guess, doing obscure market Vogue, with your big tits, even though you can do all markets of VOgue, you’re Katy Perry….

I guess what I’m trying to say is that she’s half naked and doesn’t look nearly as fat as she does in person…

Here’s the video…

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I don’t know if it has to do with me being Canadian, but I am going to assume that it is, because I’ve looked at this Katy Perry in Vogue Japan picture and all I see is Celine Dion…

I am wondering if Celine Dion’s face is just imprinted on my brain, as she’s the only one that Canada like brainwashing us with…you know our own hero…

Kind of like the way the media brainwashes me with Katy Perry songs, because I guess they get a good kickback to promote it, and make it pop on a mainstream level….otherwise no one would listen to her shitty songs, and she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Japan….and I’d never know all the lyrics to every single Katy Perry song, none of which I’ve actively listened to on my own…kind of scary really….what else are they programming us with…and why am I not doing anything about it..is it because I am distracted by her tits….I am distracted by her tits…did you see her tits…Katy Perry has tits.

If you don’t like that – and you shouldn’t – here’s Katy Promoting a Perfume..

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Katy Perry is a massive business…

Some would argue that she’s a massive scam…

But I would argue that 90 percent of business and success is a scam….it is usually shitty product you don’t need, shitty service you don’t need, shitty messaging, that just communicates to the retards of the world who buy into it, and a lot of times, shitty business practices….

I’ve never met a billionaire who wasn’t willing to rape and pillage to become a billionaire…I am talking walk the fine line of morally sound and evil for profit…the kind of Kick em while they are down to get a profit….

Now I don’t think Katy Perry is an evil corporate genius, I think she’s probably got a team of evil people she employs…to make her less of the Kissed a Girl one hit wonder and more the Madonna level of “Katy Perry is Still Around”..

I don’t know what other boss moves she’s done, or what she’s invested in, financed, and help create to get her on Forbes, I just know her music sucks…people like it…radios play it and it has given her the freedom to achieve anything she wants…with lecherous people who just want a part of her…

I also know…she’s got tits….that make this shoot for FORBES hard to take seriously, even if her bank balance is fucking serious…

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Katy Perry is having a yacht party on the Zaliv III that you can see pics of HERE where I guess she’s celebrating her pregnancy, because based on the look of her jumping off the tail end of this boat that is probably costing someone 200,000 dollars a week for this party, all I see is her gut….which may be hot to some of you into the whole ready to drop porn, or those of you into fucking fat chicks because they come with Yacht parties, and the truth is, Katy Perry’s not all that bad…she doesn’t offend me..she’s just trying to have a good time and made herself famous as fuck to do it…she could have, and I would argue should have been a one hit wonder with I Kissed a Girl…yet she has sustained and that’s more than I can say for most people…especially when she isn’t even that good….

Here’s the dramatic showing off her yacht video…

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I have seen countless girls in jumpers that are at least one size too small for them….the ill fitting romper, that is actually the right fitting romper, because anytime clothing is jacked in a vagina, I’m happy enough to stare…as weird as it may look…because #cameltoe….

It is safe to say that all of Katy Perry’s clothing is ill-fitting because she’s fat, or pregnant…probbaly pregnant…but fat is in, as is tolerance, trannies, and apparently bad music…and I don’t hate her for figuring it out, I just feel sorry for her because she seems sad…but I like sad…it gives me hope that I can get her to sit on my face…

Here’s her face looking pretty…

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Katy Perry is the face of some fashion brand that you can identify yourself by looking at this picture that they tried to use to break the internet…by having Katy Perry as suggestively nude as possible, because you don’t see any panties or bras…but you only really get a sliver of her skin, the rest of her covered, because they figured out the ultimate why to hide what looks like a pregnancy belly…that is still erotic enough to be talked about but that doesn’t make her 30 year old ass seem slutty or attention seeking, even though the career she chose, pretty much does that for her, with every shitty song she sings.

That said, still naked enough for a pathetic loser like me….who thinks Katy Perry may also be a loser, just a very rich one thanks to mind fucking the world…but that doesn’t make her cool, despite all the attention and the support the leaches around her make her think she has…

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Katy Perry makes me sad…I mean she would if I had any emotions other than the ones I try to mask through drinking and eating like some unhappy married wife…since I am pretty much a housewife, with no job, living off my spouse, planning ways to escape this hell..all while barely having a penis…

So let me rephrase, Katy Perry is depressing…just so desperate it for friends and social acceptance that she went out and became a pop star, living out her dream, only to realize it is just as empty and horrible at the top…people are sill assholes and people now don’t just care about her for her tits, but also her money and star power…

I don’t know, she’s probably a really nice girl..who makes some of the worst pop songs imaginable…but still a really nice girl…that people just keep taking for a ride…when she should be the one doing the riding…ideally on my face…with that vagina…because bigger girls have the tighter vaginas…it’s all the fat pushing down on the egg hole like it was a butt plug..

All this to say….I want Katy perry to sit on my face.

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