2009
23
Mar
Based on Katy Perry’s body type, I figure she likes licking ice cream more than she likes shoving her tongue down other girl’s throats, because she’s fat.
Despite popular belief, that’s got nothing to do with her being ugly, it just adds a little more reason to hate her and her success…
Posted in:Ice Cream|Katy Perry|Lick
2009
11
Mar
I was on this Celebration kick all day and I have to balance it out with these pictures of Katy Perry, because even with her tits, there’s nothing worth celebrating. She doesn’t deserve to be famous and tits aren’t enough to get you famous and I like to think that either is sucking dick to the top, but I’m sure I’m wrong about that one, since Katy Perry has a career…oh right…she has a career cuz she kissed a girl, I guess that’s not really the same thing. Check out her tits, they may be celebrating something, but she’s makin it hard for me to join in on the festivities…
Posted in:cleavage|Esquire|Katy Perry|Tits
2009
27
Feb
Dumpy Katy Perry tried to get sexy in some performance the other day by wearing some cat suit with leopard print on it. Pretty cliche or obvious but Katy Perry is not capable of being sexy. She could be up on stage doing a high school girl masturbation scene and I’d still want her to stop. She’s awkward, she’s annoying and she’s fat you just can’t see it because you are a pervert, or a chick who is fatter than her and admitting she is fat means you have admit you’re fat, but I can tell that her midsection looks it is fighting with a pair of spanx and losing. I hate her and she isn’t a sex symbol just because guys will fuck her or because she sings about obvious sex fantasies, guys will fuck anyone and girl on girl action isn’t always hot, you know especially when the girls involved are the two fat chicks dykes no guy wants to fuck unless they are drunk so let’s just put things into perspective.
Posted in:Katy Perry|Performing
2009
24
Feb
Katy Perry is keeping things weak, fabricated, contrived, staged, fake, and totally fucking bullshit by bringing out her guitar on stage at some event somewhere in Europe.
Not only is her entire record deal and idea of talent some kind of lie I don’t fucking understand, as is the fact that people like hearing her fake sexual fantasies in song and give her attention for it, despite her dyking out being really disgusting, you know like the ugly lesbian in high school who was a lesbian because no one would take her boyish good looks to prom and vagina was the only answer, but the biggest lie of it all is that she’s got sex appeal just because she’s got big tits and some perverts give her attention for it, when in reality, she’s just fat.
So I guess seeing her rock the guitar fits in with everything else she’s doing and it’s just another reason to hate her a little more than I did yesterday. Thanks Katy Perry. You cunt.
Posted in:Fake|Guitar|Katy Perry
2009
19
Feb
I have some bad news. Katy Perry has gone on to win a Brit award, meaning she’s got international notoriety and that depresses me. Not only do I know she’s a talentless hack, but that song is fucking painful, cheap, and fucking useless. It’s simple attention craving at it’s best because everyone knows that the idea of girl on girl is one of the most basic fantasies of straight men everywhere and she sets it to a beat gay men can dance to, teenage girls can emulate and the whole thing is a fucking mess. Maybe I’m just jealous because my “I kissed a boy and I got aroused” single didn’t get the same visibility. Sure, I only performed it once, while drunk, in a club, trying to seduce a girl who was into gay porn, and the whole thing was a lie, but that shouldn’t matter because so is this hag.
Either way, nice panty line you cow, I’d say you’re supposed to go bareback in these kinds of pants, but I know those reinforced spanx are essential to keep your fucking disgusting from escaping.
Here she is trying to be sexy while performing earlier in the week….
Posted in:Brits|Katy Perry|Leggings
2009
09
Feb
I saw a couple segments of the Grammy’s at a friend’s house. The first was Stevie Wonder’s lowest point in his career singing Superstitious with the fucking Jonas brothers. Seeing them in their fabricated, contrived dancing and performing made me almost wish I was Stevie Wonder so I wouldn’t have to see no more, because being blind may scare the fuck out of me, but seeing the Jonas brothers is a lot more painful…
The other was Katy Perry performing her painful fucking song. She did this huge production, making sure her entry was a fucking entrance everyone would remember, you know coming down from the sky like some sort of punishment from god, and despite that being obnoxious, and her tits busting out, this bitch can’t fucking dance. She was slow and awkward and looked like a fat white retiree on a cruise ship. I’ve always said this cunt was lazy, but now I’ve seen it first hand and have a harder time understanding why her and her sloppy shit is famous. Her rhythm proves she’s horrible in bed, and the only flow she has is her period and let’s hope it stays that way, because the thought of this pig reproducing depresses me.
Here are some pictures of Katy Perry’s tits at some Pre-Grammy Shit….
Here are some pictures of Katy Perry’s tits at some Grammy Red Carpet Shit…..
Those tits don’t save her, she’s one ugly fuck.
Posted in:Grammy|Katy Perry
2009
16
Jan
Some random dude sent me this picture asking for money to leak them online claiming it was Katy Perry. I don’t have money, but I do have the ability to screenshot and upload pictures to my site, so that’s what I did. I figure if he’s trying to milk this girl’s fame, I might as well milk his offerings, because even if I had money, I would not pay someone to get myself sued….
So if this is real, then it’s a pretty big fucking post, and I’m not just talking about her hips, I mean people everywhere would want to see this. So many people that I would definitely get sued pretty hard over posting the shit, but the guy who emailed me claims this is actually a picture of busty Katy Perry and Her thick bottom half in some self shot, bald pussy, nakedness.
I am not a fan of Katy Perry, she rapes me everyday through the radio. I don’t understand why she is famous, I don’t find her hot or even mildly attractive and unlike the rest of the world, having big tits just isn’t enough to win my heart, but I am a fan of girls who get naked and take pictures of the shit for random guys they don’t know, without the foresight that it will eventually end up on the internet, so Katy Perry or not, these pictures are worth lookin’ at because you can see vagina.
Leave comments as to whether this is her or not because I have a hard enough time recognizing my own family, friends and girls I’ve fucked when I run into them on the street, so I am not the person you’d want identifying a line-up after being raped in a back alley or witnessing a crime, but as far as I’m concerned this is her and that’s all that really matters. Tell your friends.
Posted in:Katy Perry|Naked
2008
26
Dec
Anyone who thinks this pig has a hot body, is probably stupid enough to buy her fucking records or download her tunes off iTunes, and thanks to you, you made her rich and famous, because when I look at this shit, and I mean actual fucking feces, of a girl, I have no choice but to wonder what is wrong with our world to let this happen. Seriously, when I found out about genocide and dying Aids babies and corrupt government, and companies ripping us off, and the economic crisis and innocent people getting raped and murdered and all the wars that have gone down and pretty much everything else inhumane that is actually totally human about the world, I wasn’t even close to as shocked as I am seeing these pictures of her and being forced to remind myself that she’s one of the biggest things in music today, even though her songs rape me every fucking day and her bikini top looks like it’s a New Orleans Levi before right around the time Katrina hit, seriously, if she drops that top and those DD’s can kill a small child or Verne Troyer if they were standing next to her. It’s too bad she can’t take some of that loose titty skin and put it in her bikini bottoms, cuz her ass is as useless as her….
That said, I’d totally fuck her without a condom because everything I’ve fucked to date has looked a lot worse than this and I guess that says a lot about me and why I hate my fucking life…so here is Katy Perry in my hometown of Mexico.
Posted in:Bikini|Katy Perry|Pig
2008
19
Dec
Katy Perry claims she has DD tits and I’ve had DD tits in my mouth a few times and I think it’s safe to say that these aren’t DDs, not that a girl’s tit size really matters, because every DD I’ve had have been offensively big and pretty much hung like you’d expect them to and had an ass to match, so instead of getting excited enough to play with them, I kinda just went through the motions and would fake orgasms to end the aubse to myself. Now, maybe Katy Perry’s was a fat chick with DDs, because she looks like she’s got that kind of potential, but the touring, partying and pressure of the media’s keeping her in check, but when the 5 minutes are over, I figure she’ll slow down and go back to the couch to eat bag after bag of chips where she belongs because she’s not hot and her songs are irritating…..
Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits
2008
10
Dec
Then I get sent in this video of her hanging with Perez Hilton and I realize the key to her success is sucking up to the right people. Now I am not saying Perez Hilton is the right person, but if she takes the time to spend time with him, making him feel like he’s relevant, despite just being a blogger and I don’t care how many millions of dollars he makes, he’s still just a fucking blogger and he knows he’s just a fucking blogger who happened to get lucky and I will never attribute his success to talent or vision, but timing and hours of work put into his pink haired world….but that’s not the point…the point is that Katy Perry befriends the blogger who has a site that reaches the most 14 year old girls out there and that means he will promote everything and anything she does….and that is step one to having a third hit, another album and a few years in the spotlight, despite being boring, talentless and all part of being a fake piece of shit whore….
The good news is that here’s her boyfriend’s song about cheating on her….because it’s nice knowing even he knows she’s not worth turning down other pussy for….sure his song may not be true to life…but it’s nice to think her personal life is a mess….
Posted in:Katy Perry|Media Whore