In my state of near death, I have been really trying to figure out how the world works and why people like Katy Perry have a career and make all kinds of money while having the world watch them like they are interesting. Her songs are obnoxious and rape me, but maybe I am the only one that feels that way. When I see her perform, I am disgusted by her body and her face, but when someone asks me what is ugly about her, I don’t really have an answer, because I can’t just say her nose, or her middle-aged motherly guy, I just am turned off by the whole fucking package.

Then I get sent in this video of her hanging with Perez Hilton and I realize the key to her success is sucking up to the right people. Now I am not saying Perez Hilton is the right person, but if she takes the time to spend time with him, making him feel like he’s relevant, despite just being a blogger and I don’t care how many millions of dollars he makes, he’s still just a fucking blogger and he knows he’s just a fucking blogger who happened to get lucky and I will never attribute his success to talent or vision, but timing and hours of work put into his pink haired world….but that’s not the point…the point is that Katy Perry befriends the blogger who has a site that reaches the most 14 year old girls out there and that means he will promote everything and anything she does….and that is step one to having a third hit, another album and a few years in the spotlight, despite being boring, talentless and all part of being a fake piece of shit whore….

The good news is that here’s her boyfriend’s song about cheating on her….because it’s nice knowing even he knows she’s not worth turning down other pussy for….sure his song may not be true to life…but it’s nice to think her personal life is a mess….

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