I have some bad news. Katy Perry has gone on to win a Brit award, meaning she’s got international notoriety and that depresses me. Not only do I know she’s a talentless hack, but that song is fucking painful, cheap, and fucking useless. It’s simple attention craving at it’s best because everyone knows that the idea of girl on girl is one of the most basic fantasies of straight men everywhere and she sets it to a beat gay men can dance to, teenage girls can emulate and the whole thing is a fucking mess. Maybe I’m just jealous because my “I kissed a boy and I got aroused” single didn’t get the same visibility. Sure, I only performed it once, while drunk, in a club, trying to seduce a girl who was into gay porn, and the whole thing was a lie, but that shouldn’t matter because so is this hag.

Either way, nice panty line you cow, I’d say you’re supposed to go bareback in these kinds of pants, but I know those reinforced spanx are essential to keep your fucking disgusting from escaping.

Here she is trying to be sexy while performing earlier in the week….

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