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2024

19

Aug

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

Katy Perry is a pig bitch monster…at least in terms of celebrity hotness, because we’d probably all fuck her even if she wasn’t Katy Perry and not even from behind, but face to face, gazing into each other’s eyes, despite the fact that she’s a pile of sloppy shit…we’ve done worse….

Factor in the fact that she’s Katy Perry with the money and celebrity and bitch could be 250 pounds of pure un-showered grossness and we’d still raw dog it in an outbreak for the story….you just don’t turn your back on those opportunities..

That being said, from a spectator’s view, you know someone who will never have the opportunity to Katy Perry, or to be blinded by her dumptruck pussy, you can be objective in the analyzing her grossness even with the titties..

It’s not like her dumptruck pussy is calling your dick in for a meeting, only that ends in a different kind of analyze…if you know what I mean..

So we can say, sure she’s got tits, but they aren’t good enough to have carried her career…but since the industry decided to turn her into something, it was all we really had to connect with and to gravitate towards because everything else she offered was shit.

Her music, her dance, her cankles, her chubbiness….that even with OZEMPIC has the thighs rubbing together and knees kinked out like some unfit retard in the park…

Her feminist anthem sucked, she then pretended it was a joke, I guess she’s not taking the haters seriously and is one of those “they are just jealous”…so instead of retiring to raise the kid with her piles of money….she’s back and brining us more gayness…

Here’s that unattractive gayness because tracking Katy Perry being trash is part of what I do….and it’s exciting that the world is FINALLY catching on…I TOLD YOU SO…

OZEMPIC or not that awkward middle-aged body’s got some weirdness rubbing together…while it dances badly for no one who cares…

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2024

23

Jul

Katy Perry Panders to the Gays in a Last Ditch Effort of the Day

Old cow with the dried up milk who should be taken out to pasture to live out the rest of her life with her pile of fucking money, Katy Perry, is on some over-achiever trying to prove herself before she turns 40, despite having looked 45 the last 15 years of her career, the midlife crisis is real.

She’s taken Ozempic to try to thin out those cankles that helped her look 45 the last 15 years of her career, while maintaining the tits that she’s had all these years as a marketing tool, tits that I’m starting to think are fake because they haven’t shrunk despite her birthing a child and the whole Ozempic thing….which would make sense since everything about Katy Perry is a fucking fraud.

She decided in her mid-life crisis that it’d be a good time to release a new hit, to have a new album, to pave the way for a new tour, so that she can squeeze more money out of her brainwashed audience who think she’s good.

Luckily, the truth has finally come out that she’s a talentless hack and that her music fucking sucks as hard as her public facing personality and that the people just don’t give a fuck about her our her out of touch rich boomer ways…

It’s a nice time to be alive because all these years of seeing her win has been confusing to those of us who question these kinds of things and try to understand why such shit is being celebrated…..WHAT is it about her that the people are buying into…I still don’t know….tits aren’t that great to carry this kind of career…

Then again, we’re a dumb population who buy into things like fake viruses, poison medications and other nonsense like the HAWK TUAH girl…

POINT OF THE STORY…Katy Perry sucks and tried to release a feminist anthem, like Em Rata released her feminist manifesto in whoring, only Rat Cow did it when the timing was right, and Perry did it when the younger generation want to be Trad Wives and country moms on the farm instead of sugar babies at the club….

Now that the shit has flopped, she’s scrambling to figure out where her audience is, and she’s landed at PRIDE in Spain, because those gays are so easy to please, their worms in their brains like anything that is seemingly “Fabulous”, which can be the most obscure celebrity or popstar…or trend from any era….they’ll get excited because they are gays.

She posted a Pride video and her Pride moment since the rest of the world has turned on her, maybe she’ll get somewhere pandering to the gays….she’s always relied on them….knowing they are easy targets after seeing the Debbie Gibson and Tiffany performed at Prides over the last 20 years……Holding on as hard as she can….trying to get away into the night and you put your arm around me and we tumble to the ground and say…..

I think we’re alone now…

Just not alone enough because KLUNKY KATY’s still yappin’…and mouth kissing gays for the AIDS.

She was also in a bikini, showing off the saggers that probbaly aren’t fake because they are saggers.


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2024

22

Jul

Katy Perry Keeps Sucking of the Day

In a “Kick Em While Their Up” story of human nature, which if you’ve read this site over the last 20 years has been my general philosophy for the site, because I haven’t seen much difference between the people they package and sell to us as being important, than the normies….but yet they are pushed on us to worship, as a diversion from actual meaningful worship, which they profit from.

Katy Perry is one of the more obvious scams, I get that she had a viral song at the right time, but I will never understand why it didn’t end there, it became tours and albums and girl actually believes that she’s worthy of being a popstar, because you’d have to be delusional to put yourself out there and promote trash as if it’s important contribution to the art world.

She’s a clunky, suburban, talentless hack, who mooches off anything she can for her own personal gain and it’s obvious….

So when I found out she had ACTUAL fans, I was shocked, because how can you be drawn to something so fake, fraudulent and not even very hot. It has tits, but it also has CANKLES….back when it was in its 20s.

Now at 40, she’s jacked up the OZEMPIC, decided to have a go at TAYLOR SWIFT, because this society is stunted and doesn’t replace celebs or popstars with NEW celebs or popstars, they just commit to the same trash, rinse and repeat….because why cultivate new talent when you can just use the tried, tested and true who has the minds of the fans already wrapped around her….

But this generation is a little more savvy, they see a fraud and call the fraud out, especially when it is pandering to them….

So Katy Perry is getting a taste of her first failure after she’s already won financially through her scam, but the JIG IS UP….

Time to get back to the drawing board, retire, or maybe start her own label that creates a new generation of popstars like the den mother at the stripclub…who still have tits, but know making 20% off the new tits is a more lucrative business because her tits that still exist aren’t the same tits they once were.

I saw these Katy Perry pics and every comment is “FLOP”…on repreat….let’s hope she’s reading all of those…because it’s a nice reality check for an out of touch pile of dog shit.

Here’s her vacation pics with Orlando Bloom….they have bred and are disgusting contributions to the world for that reason alone.

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2024

17

Jul

Katy Perry Hasn’t Ozempic-ed Hard Enough of the Day

Old lady Katy Perry has been failing lately and it’s been amazing.

I know that they all whine about how people only bully people who do better than them, or who are ahead of them….

They say that the people who sit and shit on people over the internet are the real losers who aren’t trying to accomplish things on their own…

They’re right, I’m not trying to become a clunky-ass cankle popstar with limited talent, I don’t have the tits for it and I’m not part of a Billionaire family of elites who would allow me to pursue this kind of insane dream that happened to work because they like having their own in charge…

What they’re wrong about is that we’re victims to these people, they rape us with their music on our radio waves, thanks to a corrupt and manipulated music marketing machine, and that makes Katy Perry a weapon against humanity, her music sonic warfare and if we don’t say “RID THE WORLD OF THIS MONSTER”….no one will…

Making fun of Katy Perry for sucking isn’t being mean or hateful or coming from a invalid place, we’re exposed to her creative output and can’t escape it so it’s our god given right…

So I can’t stand what Katy Perry has contributed to society, it’s made no sense to me how easily the people bought into her obvious fake, clickbait, inaunthentic bullshit….and thus I can’t stand Katy Perry.

Whether my opinion on her success matters or not doesn’t matter, I’m allowed to be confused that people would pay to see her and buy into her and follow her for any other reason than being victims of propaganda, unable to make decisions for themselves….

Katy Perry was a try hard who got lucky, a one hit wonder they were able to ride for decades and that all confused everyone, including her, into thinking she’s amazing or a great contribution to the world…when she was the opposite.

So when she puts out some politically charged, feminist nonsense, that’s so out of touch as the country goes MAGA….and it bombs…because she is trying to appeal to a crowd that don’t buy into shit, but just white about shit…I have to laugh and you should too.

She’s in Europe. In a bikini. Her big tits all sloppy squeezing through. Her ass uneventful….but a half naked, ozempic, old, failing Katy Perry is better than when she’s clothed….and way better than when she’s winning…

The truth is that even when she loses, it’s a hit on her ego, but she’s already won and that’s the real tragedy in all this..

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2024

16

Jul

Katy Perry Still Failing of the Day

I’ve consistently disliked Katy Perry since her one hit wonder. Her tits were all she had going for her and they were never good enough to justify the abuse her music put us through, or the money she made with her clunky and lame performances of said music.

She was proof that the “system is rigged”, because in no sane world would she be as celebrated as she was, instead through brain washing by a machine, it happened for her.

So I am pretty happy her new song is failing, not charting, even with the hate it’s getting you’d think it’d chart based on people listening to how bad it is, and they’re not even bothering.

She didn’t manage to appeal to the younger audience, she didn’t manage to have a soul of her own, maybe because she sold it, but like other celebs she didn’t push her own vision or opinion but just tried to clickbait and mooch…

Just very out of touch, typical of rich self involved pieces of shit…

So I am pretty happy that old as shit Katy Perry is failing…it’s actually amazing…since she sucks…

She is doing all she can to get all the attention she can around her new album she’s recently dropped…so that it doesn’t fail…pretending her shitty feminist anthem was a parody that she had to explain was a parody because it was just so good at being bad.

Once it officially fails, maybe she’ll come to terms with it, maybe she’ll kill herself, maybe she’ll blame everyone but herself for some out of touch bullshit feminist thing…

Hopefully, she decides to do old lady porn, because Katy Perry taking big dicks on her fall from the stars, would be something I endorse….she sucks, but not the right way…

Either way, she’s still embarrassingly moving forward with things, rather than just tapping the fuck out…and she’s doing it tits first.

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2024

15

Jul

Katy Perry’s Failing and I Love It of the Day

I’ve been fighting for the end of Katy Perry in a very lazy fucking way for a long period of time, but no one listens to me and I ultimately don’t care that she managed to scheme and scam a career based on a one-hit wonder. It’s marketing and for whatever reason, probably some satanic agenda that worked out for her….

When people win, they don’t really understand the concept of losing, especially when the win was when they were young, so the only life they know is that of a rich celebrity cunt with big tits people sometimes got excited for if the brainwashing was done wright….

So girl sees Taylor Swift cashing in and realizes that doing some faminist bullshit in a timeline that laughs at feminist bullshit because we’ve all gone through this women empowerment shit and the only scragglers left are the fat cat owning blue haired that don’t believe in gender, but like to blame having a pussy for their failures….it’s a victim mindset….a trait of womanhood…

Anyway, she did this video with sex toys, her tits out, pretending we’re in a women’s world, hoping for some man-hater support, or gay fanbase support, and the whole thing has been a FLOP…

So she’s scrambling, going to podcasts, struggling…

She’s a fraud, she doesn’t believe what she’s selling, she’s just aiming for the clickbait and even with OZEMPIC and the tits out it’s failed…

To make it even funnier, the producer of her album is the dude who basically owns her because of KISSED A GIRL named DR LUKE and the feminists out there are outraged because he’s the guy who owned her friend KESHA in a highly publicized RAPE case….

The song also fucking sucks….

Her lyrics: “Fire in her eyes / Feminine divine / She was born to shine / To shine, to shine, yeah”

She’s now pretending that the song is a PARODY, but the reality is her entire career has been a parody, it’s just not working this time…

NICE TRY LADY….OLD LADY…

But the good news is she’s got the tits, still showing the tits, the only hope for her is the tits…so more tits…WITH NIPPLE..

MORE TITS….SHOWING NIPPLE…

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2024

12

Jul

Katy Perry’s Half Naked With her Tits Out for Attention of the Day

Does Ozempic once and all of a sudden Katy Perry can play the titty whore she’s always wanted to play, but was too shy to play, because she had thick and disgusting cankles and a gut…

This Ozempic puts SPANX to shame in this era of old ladies whoring…

I get that this is an attempt to get noticed again before it’s too late, but I can assure you this is not her last attempt.

The sick thing in all this is that some of you are excited by her tits on her skinnier old lady Katy Perry body, because you’ve got worms in your brains that are telling you she’s hot, because the frequencies in which the media communicate with those worms in your brain are inaudible to the average human who not-so-coincidently thinks Katy Perry is a pig…

She’s a lot too old for this reckless and weirdness, but the tits are out…doesn’t mean I don’t want her run at Taylor Swift to fail miserably because the world’s realized she isn’t that good….it just means…old or not, she’s not fat and has tits…so do what you will with said information…

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2024

11

Jul

Ozempic Katy Perry Attempts Sad Brand Relaunch with her Tits of the Day

Katy Perry has been offending me with her low quality music and performances for the last 2 decades.

I have never understood why people are her fans, but they were just so sold on her bullshit….which gave her this sense of importance and confidence because she was rewarded so well despite being shit.

She decided it was time to relaunch her tour because Taylor Swift did so well with hers, and now she’s convinced she’s got what it takes to have a go at a billion dollar tour.

I think the world has caught onto the fact that she sucks, that she’s not compelling and even her hardcore fans have snapped out of it….

She’s still got the tits though, which is why we are here, but the hope is this tour FAILS hard and she realizes her scam was a one hit wonder that lasted way too fucking long and she should just be happy with that.

She’s trying fucking hard to make this work….so that’s why I hope it fails even harder…despite how many BOT comments she has BOUGHT to make us think people like it…

There is NO WAY anyone can like her music, especially this outdated trash and not outdated in a good way…it’s just terrible…

But it’s a decent ad for Ozempic…but always a fat cankle fuck to me…she’s in her 40s and. a mom this is not age appropriate…or Halloween…get it together scumbag..

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2024

02

Jul

Ozempic Granny Katy Perry With her Pants Off of the Day

I guess you’d expect a dementia granny to be walking around the old folks home in her underwear, unsure of where she is or what she’s about to say….it’s probably a lot better than when you’re waken up in the middle of the night by one who lives next door, screaming at you because of their dementia terrors, forcing you to do the only humane thing you can and that’s slip the panties to the side and stick your fingers in, you know because when life gives you opportunity when you forget to lock the door…fuck it.

Katy Perry is attempting another go at her highly lucrative and popular pop career and I am hoping the world as a collective have realized she’s an old, outdated, out of touch, clunky clown who belongs at the local mall fairgrounds and not on the world stage.

She sees Taylor Swift getting it done and assumes she can make it happen for herself, unable to grasp that her first go was just a fluke, a one hit wonder they’ve ridden really hard because it’s made many people lots of money.

You probably don’t know this or care, but Katy Perry tried to do us all a favor back in 2013 when she tried to hire everyone working the Taylor Swift tour, to leave Taylor Swift without a crew so that her tour would have been forced to cancel….

Unfortunately, that story makes me like Katy Perry due to hating Taylor Swift, but I actually hate Katy Perry More…so the hope is her vindictive tour fails.

Anyway, the fat bitch with the barely fat enough tits to justify all this, has slimmed down due to hard diet and exercise and OZEMPIC because she’s lazy and I don’t think that makes her any less clunky.

I have a feeling she’s realizing how done she is, how old she is, how over she is and how she should just retire gracefully with all her money and opportunities….because she posted a video of her polishing trophies as part of an ad campaign, or maybe to prove she’s relatable cuz she dusts things, but it’s a terrible flex….forgetting that no one cares about these bullshit awards but the people who get them, since they are meaningless….but more importantly, the only way I want to see these 5 trophies are up inside her, being polished by her acidic pussy juice…..

Fuck Katy Perry and not in the way you want to fuck Katy Perry, in the OTHER way…

She’s still old and gross even less fat…but check out that cameltoe…

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2024

01

Jul

Ozempic Granny Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day

I may be creeped out by Ozempic Katy Perry who decided that she’s not too old, despite being in her 40s, to go after another hit album or tour, in some kind of cash grab that I hope backfires because I can’t be the only person who can’t stand everything that is Katy Perry….her music, her image, her looks and even her tits, which are her most celebrated asset aren’t that fucking great…

I think they hype around her tits is really basic and based on the fact that nothing else about her is impressive or interesting so we as a people are told she’s magical by the powers that push this shit on us, so our brains HAVE to find something to latch onto and it’s usually tits.

I don’t know if you’ve ever fucked a gross chick, but I have, and the only way to bust is if you fixate on her least gross part….if that’s her nipple, her mouth, her chin, I don’t fucking care…

So Katy Perry fucking us with that shit music, makes us do the same thing so that we can accept the marketing lie….since her tits ARE NOT THAT GREAT.

Seeing her step up promotion and attention seeking harder than she has in years is desperation to me, but to her fans it’s probably exciting….

The only good thing about it is that she realized she needed to slim down, so she’s not doing this as an old fat chick, but instead an old chick trying to compensate for being old…

So when she releases her attention seeking smut, it’s less irritating…

Or when she stages an old school PANTY FLASH from our era of trashy celebs…it’s appreciated, even by the likes of me, who hate this clunky cunt….

A panty flash getting out of a car at an event…that shit is TIMELESS no matter the cunt being entrapped by the panty being flashed…

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