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Archive for the Tight Dress Category

2010

11

May

Kim Kardashian Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a tacky piece of shit who needs to go on a diet. She’s in a dress so tight that you’d think shit would squeeze her into a skinny bitch, but I guess that’s what she was going for too, unfortunately it didn’t work out, mainly because of her belly button, shit is casting a shadow in the shit so big I understand why a black dude would confuse her for a fucking toilet. She shoulda taken some of the candy she clearly stuffs down her face into the shit, or maybe even doubled up on the SPANX, but then again, it’s kinda hard to hide your fat when you don’t care that everyone know you are fat….

It still amazes me that girls like this exist, with their tacky style. Fake hair, pounds of make-up, shitty style, fake celebrity and fake sex appeal and their friendship with the Botox Faced person responsible for the Pussycat Dolls….you’d think they were a cartoon character, but unfortunately, they aren’t.

Here she is from a bunch of angles, none of which compliment her figure…

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2010

22

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Reminds Us She Sucks in a Tight Dress of the Day

I never found J.Lo hot. I knew it was a marketing campaign that idiots bought into. Her ass was hardly impressive and the rest of her reminded me of a dude, but for some reason, she made stupid fucking money, and that reason is that you’re all a bunch of idiots who believe everything you see on TV and figure that if the media tells you she’s got a great ass and she dates people like Ben Affleck and P.Diddy, than she must. What a fucking joke, but not as much of a fucking joke as what her husband looks like, seriously get this guy a horror movie or a sandwich, cuz eating disorders may be porn to me, but not when weird weasel looking dudes are up on the shit, you gotta save that shit for teenage girls who would otherwise be fat….

Either way, J.Lo has a movie coming out where she plays a hooker who gets knocked up before she finds the man of her life, some crap single women who want babies will relate to, making J.Lo more stupid money, and here she is in a tight dress working her way out of the wood work and the whole thing was very unfortunate… won’t let her trick me like she’s tricked all of you idiots….

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2010

20

Apr

Kim Kardashian Stuffs Her Fat Face and Shows Off Her Fat Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian has finally figured out the magic formula of what will get her noticed and what will get people talking about her and that is her ass. That’s not to say that she didn’t know that’s all people cared about before, it’s just to say that with the success of her show, she lost focus of why people even knew she existed.

Back when she was first starting out, she knew people just wanted to see her naked, and the only reason she was being talked about was because she was Paris Hilton’s friend with the crazy body black dudes love, so she filmed a fucking sex tape and exploited herself as hard as she could, but then with TV fame came even more laziness from an already lazy pig of a woman and she didn’t bother…

But all of a sudden, she’s decided it’s time to get back out there and here she is doin’ it by letting the paparazzi take pictures of her ass, which is a hell of a lot better than her inter-city public urinal face.

Any way you dice it, this bitch is fucking disgusting…

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2010

14

Apr

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. She’s a fucking pig. She’s got a miserable looking body. She’s sagging and droopy in all the wrong places and her face is fucking busted. Everytime I see her or hear her shitty fucking music I get mad knowing people out there think she’s hot only because they get distracted by the media and get excited by her fat chick tits….The only proof that the bitch is disgusting is that the only cock she can get is some irritating faggot who is just pretending to date her to further his lie of a career…..and here she is making bad decisions by choosing to wear this tight black dress…..

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2010

06

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Body in a Tight Dress of the Day

I know fat ass pretty fucking well and in knowing fat ass I know that there’s no way this bitch is not jacked up in multiple pairs of SPANX to give her ass shape and make her ass look big, round and unhuman.

I also know that no matter how much make-up, or how tight a dress she squeezes herself into, she is still fucking useless as fuck and her time in the limelight that’s already been overcooked is gonna be over really fucking soon, leading to her going back to getting pissed on by black dudes on video where all this mess originally started a few years ago, cuz you part of me is convinced she’s not going to let the fame die down gracefully….but then again, she’s already made stupid money she didn’t really need cuz she already had it…so there is a chance she’ll just eat herself through this and end up dying of heart disease in 15 years at 500 pounds….

Unfortunately, I’m not minding these pics.

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2010

26

Mar

Miley Cyrus Kicks Off Her Film Career in a Tight Dress of the Day

Famous last words of a young singer with a successful singing career and a huge fanbase, is when they claim to give all that up for a film career, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus is doing. I guess it’s some effort to re-invent herself from the annoying cunt 12 year olds and perverted old men fell in love with, and the good news is that when these child celebrities decide to re-invent themselves it always involves them doing nude scenes, playing prostitutes and getting addicted to drugs, so I know that this tight dress on Miley is just a preview of what’s to come, not that I find her hot, but I find the collapse pretty entertaining…

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2010

09

Mar

Rachel Bilson in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rachel Bilson is engaged to that annoying emo bitch of an actor from Star Wars, and he has kidnapped her, brainwashed her, surpressed her potential in being interesting by scaring her into thinking he will leave her, despite the fact that she can do better than him, but she doesn’t know that, thanks to his strategic lowering of her self-esteem, that’s left her feeling like she’s nothing without him. It has lead to a whole lot of boring out of her, so much boring that this outfit is probably her best, and all you can barely see her cleavage, making it really not that great, so everyone thank the new Darth Vader for ruining not only ruining Star Wars for the geeks, but also Rachel Bilson for everyone, you cunt…

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2009

26

Nov

Rihanna Showing Off Her Fat Ass in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that Rihanna was choked the fuck out this year. Sure, the interest in her is annoying and her new found ego and campaign against spousal abuse is fucking annoying, but almost worth it, knowing that bitch got a black eye out of the shit, even if she gave it to herself to secure the lie to the public as it is a huge part of her marketing campaign. I am also thankful that she is getting fatter and uglier and more and more people are starting to hate her now, making me believe she’s not gonna be around forever, and that is great fucking news!

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2009

23

Nov

Cheryl Cole and Sarah Harding and their Girls Aloud Bodies of the Day

I have no idea why I am putting up pictures of a shitty reality TV band that was created in the UK years ago and that hasn’t even really hit North America yet and not sure they ever will because reality TV show bands tend to have limited fucking success, but I think it’s got to do with Cheryl Cole’s tits in this dress. Yes, I am that pathetic.

Here’s Her Partner – Sarah Harding

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2009

23

Nov

Shakira Ass in a Tight Dress at the AMA’s of the Day

The American Music awards are the biggest bottom feeding award show around. In the history of doing this site, Dick Clark, the founder of the show and his boyfriend/clone/successor Ryan Seacrest had their people send me invites at least once, before realizing I’m not American Music Award material because I hate American Music but like American Titties, but for some reason the only pussy I wanted to Investigate like I was CSI belonged to Shakira and not because she uses that pussy as her Columbian cocaine smuggling mule, but because she squeezed her South American ass in this black dress, which was tight enough to distract me from her stalky midget legs…and here are the pics….

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