Some women, usually those in their mid 40s, like to say things like “50 isn’t that old” and “there are hot 50 year olds”…..

When those same women when in their 20s wanted nothing more than to die a glamourous death at 22 so that their beauty would be timeless or ageless or whatever…But since their lives took a different course and they didn’t die the young beautiful, they have to do what they can to survive into their golden years….and that is change their tune or at least convince themselves that 50 isn’t that old.

To the breeding man, 50 is far too old because the ovaries dry up…

To the 20 year old pervert raised on porn, the hot 50 year old is fair fucking game. It’s a fetish he can bang out repeatedly because they are eager and ready to be validated as sexual beings repeatedly, they are making up for lost time, or they are trying to maximize their pussy’s limited time left on this earth.

They also have available funds from careers, or ex husbands, so they can sugar baby the guys, while creepily becoming obsessed with the guys, only to be broken hearted by the guys and reminded that they are fucking dinosaurs….but luckily, thanks to the pussy there will be more young and eager guys to fuck them like the MILF porn they love….

The pilates, starve themselves type with big mom tits, the botox faces that look like insta filters, may not be as fresh and youthful as they were, but sometimes a little dirt and rot can make the whole experience all the better…

Here’s some Shakira….definitely not photoshopped in her photoshoot, because the tax evader who has small and humble breasts has made it very clear that her hips don’t lie…

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When I first saw the link to Shakira at the beach, I forgot that it was 2022 and that she’s no longer the Shakira you once jerked off to when she was singing about her breasts being small and humble, or when she was twerking on Wyclef’s dick because she was South American and doing the booty shake before white girl Miley from the backwoods of the Ozarks came barreling in on her Donkey with her Disney money to bastardize it and turn the dance into the latest TikTok craze, years before TikTok existed.

The point is, her breasts are still small and humble, she’s a mom of a bunch of kids, her sideburns are a little too “Saloon Owner” in the old west for me, I think they call them Lamb Chops….but the fact she’s in shorts and not giving us a taste of her meaty mom cunt in a Brazilian Bikini, even if she’s 100, but instead opting for the fat lesbian mom who burns easily at the waterpark look…..

BUT it is still Shakira at the beach motherfuckers….so it’s something.

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I don’t know if I was ever really a Shakira fan, I thought her music or at least the way she sang pretty fucking annoying, like some kind of dying animal, but my opinion doesn’t matter, she was one of the biggest stars of her era and she’d consistently shake her booty while being empowered about her breasts being small and humble…

Well, she’s still famous as shit, I hear she lives in Spain and I guess feels the need to give her fans some content to jerk off to since it’s been a while since they’ve had new material…

In this selfie video we’ll assume was for social media, since everything is for social media, you attentions seeking mindless drones and your social media addictions….it’s bad…but since everything is about social media, even rich as fuck millions upon millions of sold albums from an era when that mattered is still pulling up her skirt…well into her 40s, I mean she may even be 50….because this is the world we live in.

I don’t think it’s a bad look for the hard faced songstress, I mean, all girls should pull up their skirts on social media, I know most do, but let’s get all those outliers who haven’t succumbed to the temptation of evil that social media provides…with money, narcissism, positive feedback, I mean how could that be evil…all you do is show your crotch and get praised…I mean kind of puts the idea of going to university, finding a career, learning, figuring out ways to make money through commerce or working up the corporate ladder to shame…you can just show your crotch…so simple…hey girls just do it….

Zuck and his platform has been the most gnarly creeper from craigslist recruiting broken 18 year olds to the porn industry….this shit is mainstream and the celebrities and powers that be don’t just encourage it, they REWARD IT..

I am all for looking at crotches, don’t get me wrong, but when everyone’s doing the same hustle, even 40-50 year old real RICH fucking stars who are SHAKIRA, you know…the system is FUCKING weird…..

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