I don’t know if I was ever really a Shakira fan, I thought her music or at least the way she sang pretty fucking annoying, like some kind of dying animal, but my opinion doesn’t matter, she was one of the biggest stars of her era and she’d consistently shake her booty while being empowered about her breasts being small and humble…

Well, she’s still famous as shit, I hear she lives in Spain and I guess feels the need to give her fans some content to jerk off to since it’s been a while since they’ve had new material…

In this selfie video we’ll assume was for social media, since everything is for social media, you attentions seeking mindless drones and your social media addictions….it’s bad…but since everything is about social media, even rich as fuck millions upon millions of sold albums from an era when that mattered is still pulling up her skirt…well into her 40s, I mean she may even be 50….because this is the world we live in.

I don’t think it’s a bad look for the hard faced songstress, I mean, all girls should pull up their skirts on social media, I know most do, but let’s get all those outliers who haven’t succumbed to the temptation of evil that social media provides…with money, narcissism, positive feedback, I mean how could that be evil…all you do is show your crotch and get praised…I mean kind of puts the idea of going to university, finding a career, learning, figuring out ways to make money through commerce or working up the corporate ladder to shame…you can just show your crotch…so simple…hey girls just do it….

Zuck and his platform has been the most gnarly creeper from craigslist recruiting broken 18 year olds to the porn industry….this shit is mainstream and the celebrities and powers that be don’t just encourage it, they REWARD IT..

I am all for looking at crotches, don’t get me wrong, but when everyone’s doing the same hustle, even 40-50 year old real RICH fucking stars who are SHAKIRA, you know…the system is FUCKING weird…..

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