When I first saw the link to Shakira at the beach, I forgot that it was 2022 and that she’s no longer the Shakira you once jerked off to when she was singing about her breasts being small and humble, or when she was twerking on Wyclef’s dick because she was South American and doing the booty shake before white girl Miley from the backwoods of the Ozarks came barreling in on her Donkey with her Disney money to bastardize it and turn the dance into the latest TikTok craze, years before TikTok existed.

The point is, her breasts are still small and humble, she’s a mom of a bunch of kids, her sideburns are a little too “Saloon Owner” in the old west for me, I think they call them Lamb Chops….but the fact she’s in shorts and not giving us a taste of her meaty mom cunt in a Brazilian Bikini, even if she’s 100, but instead opting for the fat lesbian mom who burns easily at the waterpark look…..

BUT it is still Shakira at the beach motherfuckers….so it’s something.

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