I always get Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Szohrs confused, even though I am sure they both have sores…they were both famous around the same time, one for 90210 reboot, the other for Gossip Girl, so same same….

This one is the 90210 one, from Canada, so this is some Canada content for the Canada content police who want to censor the internet, even though she fucked off from Canada like a smart person when she had the chance to move to LA to suck dick on casting couches to end up the celebrity she is.

At some point in time, she got some fake bolt on tits, maybe she was debating going into porn, or maybe she thought her career went sour because she didn’t have bolt on tits, and here she is in a bikini and now she does Hallmark movies, when not showing her mid 30s body and probably under 10 year old tits (watch out Mel Gibson)….on the internet…

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I am going to bet that you do not give a fuck about 33 year old Canadian actress who got famous from being in 90210 and who used that money to make herself look like a 50 year old trying to look like a 40 year old…which is not really what a 33 year old should do….

She’s in a bikini, but does it even matter….

Well, I think it does, because I am a Christmas movie fan and this bitch has gone from 90210 to Hallmark/Lifetime style Christmas movies, that are so badly put together, they might as well be PORN acting, without the PORN, making you wonder why you’d ever watch it….while making me wonder why I don’t write and produce Christmas movies with my time instead of pointing at actresses who look like porno stars, who act in porn quality movies, but who don’t actually fuck in those movies, making her a weird, oddity in the celebrity industry….

This is a bikini top selfie all her fans have already seen, becasue I don’t create these pics, I just talk shit on them….

I wonder if she’ll be cancelled for that FLOWER IN HER HAIR….Hawaii Mama appropriation….but based on my experience, you don’t get cancelled when you barely exist….

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Jessica Lowndes is a giant whatever of a celebrity. I think she was on the 90210 new class TV show, but I could be wrong because I don’t actually care enough to google her. I know she’s not the one who was married to Channing Tatum and I also know that she’s done a series of high profile Hallmark movies, which is where Soap Star caliber actors go to die, you know PORN of the mainstream presented as wholesome masturbation fodder.

She’s got big fake tit and in being subtle she’s got a shirt on with her tits hanging out, but in being no so famous, she’s documenting it herself so EVERYONE SEES THE CLICKBAIT rather than being modest about it and wait for it to go viral like the people used to…now it’s BUTTHOLE selfies posted to SOCIAL MEDIA to hope people care or that enough people like it so you can go on living….instead of not giving a shit about these meaningless numbers…you’re all dumb, eager, thirsty, clickbait, garbage.

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Jessica Lowndes is not the girl who was married to Channing Tatum, but I figure she’s about equally relevant, maybe even less relevant, but unlike the other one, she’s been on VERY important TV shows…like the new 90210 with stars like AnaLynne McCord….but that was about a decade ago and since then all she’s really done of interest is got a set of fake tits she shows off like some face injected influencer…but I guess she also does Hallmark movies, which like Soap Operas, are a great place for porn actor quality talent without the willingness to fuck, to end up….

I accidentally watched a Candace Cameron Hallmark movie this weekend thanks to digital antennae free TV and that shit was so badly acted, I kept thinking I was watching a porn, but remembered that porn doesn’t have acting anymore, just throat fucking…and it was on TV and society hasn’t collapsed to the point where free porn is on free TV, but I am sure it’ll get there…you know to replace sex with masturbation the way nature didn’t intend but who cares about nature, we’re humans and thus above that shit with our constant innovation, I mean proof of human innovation is in her tits, since there was a time small tits never had the chance to grow up to be big bolt ons…but here we are.

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Jessica Lowndes is the Canadian I’ve never met, because she left Canada to live out the American dream like a migrant child at your border being human trafficked….through TEXAS to NASHVILLE…the way nature intended….if she stayed in Canada, I am sure I would not have met her anyway, because I don’t go to the yearly Maple Syrup party they send all citizens to attend like it was a QUARANTINE HOTEL…..

She’s from 90210 the New Class….she only does Hallmark movies now…but in the process of being famous, or having some level of fame, which is a hilarious concept since celebrity is fucking lame, lacks soul, lacks vision, and these people who play “celebrities” are typically boring as fuck…but in being famous, having that celebrity budget, she’s managed to buy some tits that she’s showing off in bikini for you….32 and wanting you to stare at her bikini body…reduced to some OnlyFans girl despite having been on TV…because the agenda being pushed is BE SLEAZY….BE PERVERTED….BE HALF NAKED…it’s how these girls compete with each other for likes and follows making us all the winners because there was a time you had to wait for LOHAN to go on a beach vacation to see her in a bikini but nowadays…it’s half naked ALL the time…what a good time for all involved….even the actress who is there to be a body, who knows likes mean money and relevance, even if they are the low hanging fruit likes of “I’m in a bikini”….keep on rewarding these idiots of half nakedness cuz I like the half nakedness…

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Jessica Lowndes has the classic bolt ons, which are typically one of the reason’s you’d hate fake tits, at least that I’d hate fake tits, when they are too round and ridiculous, they throw me off as some Chinese made titty fuck sex doll, but in this era of everyone trying to fake being fake and pretending it is real, for people to buy into your lie, even people who know what you really look like since social media is some kind of freakish art project where you live your avatar life and basically make you into some caricature of yourself and it’s ok….where girls with fake asses can pretend they are real asses to their fake followers they pretend are real followers and their fake friends they pretend are their real friends when they really don’t see too far past themselves and their reflections….that they then photoshop and run through filters…you know with all those fake filters and face injections….only to call themselves “Influencers” or worse…”fitness influencers” and they get paid or written up about in the media despite being on that muppet level of real…because we do live in a clown world….

So sometimes seeing FAKE FAKE…is nice….and this is fake fake….

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Jessica Lowndes is a low level actress who was on 90210 or some shit..and has since done basically nothing,..even though 90210 the new class was basically doing nothing…

She’s got a set of BOLT ON tits that she’s showing off here, and like I’ve said before, a girl with fake tits is zero impressive. Anyone can go out and buy fake tits, even me….

They aren’t even that expensive, for the most part they are under 5k….maybe they are upwards of 20k for celebrity grade fake tits from some overhyped surgeon but still only worth 5k…

So if anything, they are 5000 dollar accessories, that on their own are still worth 5000 dollars but on celebs when you factor in their personalities…are worth far less…

Even if they can use them to get some ROI like she was a barmaid reaching for tips…with her tits…they are still pretty fucking worthless…

That said, LOWNDES drinking wine like a white girl….in her pussy hugging high waisted mom jeans since she’s likely mom aged by now.

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Jessica Lowndes is a d-list Canadian actress who looks like some Farrah Abraham level reality star, with her plastic face and fake tits, you know the look I mean…the too old to be an influencer, but not too old to jack yourself up to have that basic hooker look…

She got her break, that in hindsight is hardly a break, since she didn’t go anywhere with it, but maybe more of a cash grab that allowed her to get into the USA and do that whole socialite who was once an actor thing….but yeah she got her first big thing being cast in 90210 the new class…then she did nothing for years….and is now back doing Halmark TV movies, like Too Close For Christmas….with Chad Michael Murray…you know a humiliating career arc, but still living better than us, plus she got big tits out of the whole thing, so here’s those tits.

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Jessica Lowndes is a Canadian success story in fake titties. The Vancouver born and raised actress, if you can even call her that, she dropped out of High School at 16 to move to LA to become an actress, which I guess worked out fo her because she’s done basically one TV show (90210 – The New Class) with AnaLynne McCord, which worked out to be a serious pile of shit that got rightfully cancelled, but that wasn’t enough of a pile of shit to not get this one paid because despite not working since, she’s still in LA, still living off that 90210 money…..which could very likely be more to do with her working as a prostitute in LA, where the fact she was on TV allows her to charge her clients more, not that I have any issue with prostitutes, I just have issue with prostitutes who don’t know they are prostitutes because we are all fucking prostitutes in some way or another, women are just better at it because they actually take dick in their twats for cash, where the rest of us do things we don’t really like for money.

ANYWAY….she’s real low level, but in a bikini, with her fake tits…and sometimes that’s all you really need to do.

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