Canadiana trying really hard to be famous because she got a Work Visa and even work in America, on a TV show, that may not have been a really successful TV show, but was still a fucking TV show, and that’s better than anything any other Canadian has done, except maybe Mike Myers, Pam Anderon, Jim Carey, Donald Sutherland, and The Rolling Stones…

She’s managed to figured out, or just not accept that she’s a one hit wonder, and that she may never end up on TV again, which is OK, since the younger kids don’t watch TV, they watch social media…and what people love on Social Media, because we are all exhibitionists…is bikini pics…self shot bikini photoshoots…

I mean she bought the tits with her 90210 money, she’s on that stripper level of attention seeking and she might as well use them….

That looks like John Lovitz…Go Canada.

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This horse faced Canadian who made it pretty far for a Canadian, but who is still pretty much a nobody, despite being on TV once for a year or two, on 90210 as the new Tori Spelling, at least that’s what her horse face is telling me, named Jessica Lowndes, has realized that getting action on social media is strictly based on posting bikini pics…so bikini pics is what she’ll bring…fingers crossed it will get her music listened to, movie roles she’s auditioned for, people to actually care more than just stare and her hot body half naked…

The good news is that she’s on the right track…we call Sex Tape…or at least leaked nudes…she’s getting desperate because she’s tasted the fame, she’s been on the red carpet, she’s been invited to events and the paparazzi have taken pics…and now she’s just trying to make that happen again…A for Effort…

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Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian girl just trying to live the dream, chasing fame as hard a she can, from being on some shitty TV show, that you know gave her some kind ego that made her give the finger to all her Canadian friends and family, before making the Move to LA, only for the show to fall apart, leaving her alone and scared unsure of where to turn and the only thing left for her to do…is post nudes on the internet…not that these are nudes, but for a singer, these bikini pics, are straight internet whoring…

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Jessica Lowndes is some bottom feeding, aspiring actor and/or singer, you know how these girls are…it’s like “Make me the next Selena Gomez” or some shit…even when they don’t have the talent, and come out with shit like this:

Like they are on Glee, but in reality they were just on 90210 the next Generation, which I am sure everyone, including the garbage on the show, like AnnaLynn McCord can agree was a fucking fail, even though it’s all they will ever accomplish…but they keep trying…because what else are they supposed to do…crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs? Like she didn’t make it, when she was cunt to everyone the day she got her US Work visa….

I’m not complaining, because trying to make it…invovles bed selfies she takes after getting her hair and make-up done…ya know…

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Jessica Lowndes is some 25 year old Canadian who I have never met, even though I am in Canada, and you would think we all know each other, since Canada is one shitty small town filled with beavers, maple trees and ice, but I don’t leave my house and Jessica Lowndes lives in Los Angeles, being all “famous” thanks to landing one bullshit role on a bullshit show that is not on TV anymore, but that still make her think she’s more important and better than the people she’s left back home…even though she’s barely working now, but instead shooting slutty pics in her bikini for instagram, hoping someone will notice…like the bottom feeder she may not admit she is, but that she totally is….and luckily, I like bottom feeders, but that’s just becuase rim jobs feel good knowing that a girl is willing to lick your unshowered sweaty asshole, risking E Coli to please you…right…

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Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

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I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties…

I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time…

I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do…

But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video”

And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face…

The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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When no one really gives a fuck who you are, but you love yourself just enough to always take pics of yourself hoping your fans give you lots of likes, not that your bullshit 90210 show is over…

Yoga Workout Selfie…

The at the Beach Selfie

The In Bed Selfie..

Selfie Game strong..This is all in the last 4 days..and it is a reminder that instagram isn’t so much a place to post pictures you take of things you see, but a place you post pictures of yourself, and the loop hole to make it seem less obnoxious is the selfie…something Jessica Lowndes has mastered…even though no one knows who Jessica Lowndes is…

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