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2014

22

Dec

Jessica Lowndes “Woke Up Like This” of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some bottom feeding, aspiring actor and/or singer, you know how these girls are…it’s like “Make me the next Selena Gomez” or some shit…even when they don’t have the talent, and come out with shit like this:

Like they are on Glee, but in reality they were just on 90210 the next Generation, which I am sure everyone, including the garbage on the show, like AnnaLynn McCord can agree was a fucking fail, even though it’s all they will ever accomplish…but they keep trying…because what else are they supposed to do…crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs? Like she didn’t make it, when she was cunt to everyone the day she got her US Work visa….

I’m not complaining, because trying to make it…invovles bed selfies she takes after getting her hair and make-up done…ya know…

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