Arianny Celeste is the token, plastic surgery ridden, yet very famous thanks to being in the right industry at the right time, which I can only assume was a Vegas stripper, when Dana White needed some pussy to make the UFC less homo erotic, because watching naked dudes beat each other gets testosterone up, and without a girl there to channel that testosterone to, they’d have nothing to justify the boner, other than homosexuality…

That said, her audience is pretty loyal, they dig her and all her stripper botox face surgeries, and she’s in some new music video you’ll probably like…because I can only assume I target you white trash, hick UFC fans, I’m low brow like that…

If you don’t like that, maybe you’re more into her social media pics…half naked surrounded by snow….because it’s fucking Christmas assholes…and she’s probably spending it with a rich dude…because #hooker.

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