Jessica Lowndes may be some garbage level celebrity who doesn’t matter. I thought she was the one who married Channing Tatums, but as it turns out she’s the 90210 the new generation, who I guess is from Canada and did Degrassi, not that I remember her from the Igloo party we nominated Drake as our representative with his fake twang accent…when it should have been this one…this bootleg celebrity, probably a rich girl, who has bought herself a set of tits as she takes on her 30s as a girl who was on TV for a minute…

Here she is oiling up those tits, like they are a used car…cuz they’re used up….which is why she’s still in LA doing LA things…without making any moves ever…unless she’s a rich kid…probably a rich kid…or maybe just a pussy rich kids ejaculate in…who knows…

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DO YOU CARE ABOUT JESSICA LOWNDES IN HER BIKINI? BECAUSE WHO IS JESSICA LOWNDES?

From my understanding, which is limited, because I am a drunken half retard, she was on 90210 with Annalynne McCord in a show that was a total fucking bust…and has used the celebrity or opportunity to be on a network TV show to get a following on social media…it was good timing you know when social media was starting up and people still watched Network Television.

She hasn’t been able to get work since 90210 the new years, but she does get her horse face in a bikini, like she did on Sunday…with her big old tits..cuz she’s old now…and I’ve already spent too much time on someone or something so irrelevant…I mean two day old bikini pics of a virtual nobody…what’s wrong with me.

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I posted that Jon Lovitz / Lowndes trending relationship was a lie yesterday…and this is the video they were promoting…

Actors make very little money, especially when they haven’t worked in the last 3 years like this Jessica LOwndes…so I understand why she’s doing all she can to get a career.

So she’s taken on instagram to maximize her “celebrity” and fans to become an instagram model, like all the other instagram models, and she’s hot enough to be half naked posing her fake tits, making a joke of where the market has gone.

It’s like the girl has been acting, imported from Canada, and was on TV for 5-6 years, and the girls making money, are whores doing bikini selfies at sugar daddy paid trips…

She’s also got a music career, that’s not a very good music career, but actors all seem to do music now, because with computers you don’t need talent and I guess it’s a bigger cash grab than the 500 dollar a day Screen Actor’s Guild day rate…

The video is making fun of everything, at least I assume this is a parody, part of a comedy act, with old “pop-up video” captions, but give the Canadian barely famous girl some love, because at least she’s trying, all while having a rocking body, which is what actually matters.

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A video posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Mar 26, 2016 at 1:55pm PDT

I hate writing this post, because this is such as stupid fucking story, that really doesn’t matter in any level, but for some reason it is trending, which is precisely why these people are doing this…

The story is Jessica Lowndes, a Canadian slut who is trying to become an instagram celebrity by posting slutty pics of her and her fake tits, now that she can’t get work…

Is “dating” or “engaged” to Jon Lovitz and old man who is obviously down for the troll, prank, or even if this is real, the sex with a girl he’s probably been paying to fuck for the last year since she’s had no income.

If you’ve been to hollywood, there are rich actors who pay young actors who don’t make much money but who are in the scene for sex…just because they are on TV doesn’t mean they aren’t hookers, in fact, most of the time that is proof they are soulless and will fuck other famous people for career and to pay the mortgage.

So I know that even if this is a legit story, it’s a stupid story, and when a girl is so desperate to get out there, why not take any more famous name to leverage when the tit pics get less hits.

This is so fucking dumb…

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Jessica Lowndes is a Canadian actress, who is barely an actress, but who did go Hollywood after getting cast for 90210, a show that gave these girls these massive egos when it was released, riding off the first iteration of the show’s success, getting these girls to all the parties…only for no one to actually care, the show got canceled, they were thrown to the street pretty much unhireable…

So what was this little ego to do, she couldn’t crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs…it’s too cold in Canada and everyone will know she failed…so instead, she got fake tits, tried to launch a music career that went no where, all while maintaining a fit body, because that body was the only way to get work, and by work, I mean rich guys to pay her rent..now that she has no income…

The music career didn’t go well, so she’s turned into an instagram model, and I try to ignore her, she puts pics like this everyday….and sometimes I just crack..because the level of pathetic loser, coupled with implants and round asses in thongs…is hot to me…because she knows, she’s not overrated, but that she barely exists…and that’s exciting times..

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