Jessica Lowndes is a Canadian actress, who is barely an actress, but who did go Hollywood after getting cast for 90210, a show that gave these girls these massive egos when it was released, riding off the first iteration of the show’s success, getting these girls to all the parties…only for no one to actually care, the show got canceled, they were thrown to the street pretty much unhireable…

So what was this little ego to do, she couldn’t crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs…it’s too cold in Canada and everyone will know she failed…so instead, she got fake tits, tried to launch a music career that went no where, all while maintaining a fit body, because that body was the only way to get work, and by work, I mean rich guys to pay her rent..now that she has no income…

The music career didn’t go well, so she’s turned into an instagram model, and I try to ignore her, she puts pics like this everyday….and sometimes I just crack..because the level of pathetic loser, coupled with implants and round asses in thongs…is hot to me…because she knows, she’s not overrated, but that she barely exists…and that’s exciting times..

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