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2015

08

Oct

Notice Ireland Baldwin Cuz Her Daddy Never Did of the Day

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I like that Ireland Baldwin is this big, tall, tranny-like aspiring model with famous parents and access to the Hollywood life and a lot of money, yet she’s failing and the only invents she’s getting invited to, possibly paid 100 dollars to attend, are the opening night celebration for Knotts Scary Farm…Halloween themed theme park…

I am sure she’s got a fine relationship with her dad, I mean he’s actually aggressively tweeted at me from his Charity, that she probably runs the social media for, to feel like she’s working for her 10k a month allowance…you know where he lets her pretend to be him so she can tweet at herself as him and feel like he actually takes 5 minutes of time to take his head out of his ass and notice her amongst all his other kids…

But I like to think…she’s a product of the hollywood kid, tormented, weird, an outcast no one wants…because they only want her parents, even though so many of these other celeb kids are wanted, why can’t this one be wanted…it’s enough to give a person an identity crisis and go from straight to gay to goth to rehab to eating zombies….

It’s all so magical…

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