Jessica Lowndes is not the girl who was married to Channing Tatum, but I figure she’s about equally relevant, maybe even less relevant, but unlike the other one, she’s been on VERY important TV shows…like the new 90210 with stars like AnaLynne McCord….but that was about a decade ago and since then all she’s really done of interest is got a set of fake tits she shows off like some face injected influencer…but I guess she also does Hallmark movies, which like Soap Operas, are a great place for porn actor quality talent without the willingness to fuck, to end up….

I accidentally watched a Candace Cameron Hallmark movie this weekend thanks to digital antennae free TV and that shit was so badly acted, I kept thinking I was watching a porn, but remembered that porn doesn’t have acting anymore, just throat fucking…and it was on TV and society hasn’t collapsed to the point where free porn is on free TV, but I am sure it’ll get there…you know to replace sex with masturbation the way nature didn’t intend but who cares about nature, we’re humans and thus above that shit with our constant innovation, I mean proof of human innovation is in her tits, since there was a time small tits never had the chance to grow up to be big bolt ons…but here we are.

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