Erika Christensen is pushing 40 years old, but the home schooled Scientologist from Seattle who moved to LA at the age of 4 to be sold to the industry thanks to her parents, also Scientologists seeing the big picture of “GET FUCKING PAID DOING THIS HOLLYWOOD NONSENSE”….

I never gave a fuck about her, I actually had to google her to see who the fuck she was, because I haven’t really seen anything she’s been in, at least not that she’s “known for”…but I did have a friend with a creepy senile dad who was fucking obsessed with SWIMFAN…and everytime I’d go over to drink, or pre-drink, or use their pool cuz they had a pool, the old demential ridden weirdo would be parked in front of the tv in his wheelchair watching her….so I guess I did see enough of Swimfan to know that she wore a bathing suit in it….and I guess I know enough about Erika Christensen to know that she didn’t do a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION for old people, they reserve that for young dying kids, but she should have done it for this guy…in the form of giving him a handjob…what a bitch….no respect for her creepy pervert old demential ridden fans….

I don’t know why she’s naked in these weird artsy dance images you’d expect at a photo school art show….but it’s probably some ritualistic shit for L Ron….that you can see her ass in…

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