I may have mentioned this before, but throughout the pandemic, there was a line-up outside of the Lululemon store, where girls, we can assume with confidence, were waiting to get themselves a pair of tight pants from the Yoga Pant emperors of the world, who along with American Apparel started this new generation of tight pant wearers, knowing their asses looked far better and less lazy than they did in their oversized sweatpants they used to wear…we’re talking to you Juicy Couture…

I realize that Yoga Pants and Leggings have been popular for over 15 years, but I guess that just means that every girl, every where, sees tight pants that make their asses look good, as a necessity…a STAPLE if you will..one so important that they’d risk COVID for that shit…not that COVID really exists…but they tell us that it does and last I checked the yoga pant, legging, hot ass making pants weren’t an essential item…even though THEY ARE ESSENTIAL items…

We’re at the point in our life, where you won’t be able to leave your house, not to walk the dog, or piss in a public park, without seeing TIGHT pants, on Asses…so here’s our tribute to all girls…basically EVERY SINGLE GIRL out there who has her tight pants on to show off her ass…..

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