I appreciate that the female hive mind has decided that wearing leggings is perfectly acceptable in all situations, because I like to stare at assholes through pants when the opportunity presents itself.

Whether they are heading to work, running errands or just out to party they have decided that looking like they are just heading to or from their PILATES class is the fashion choice to make. It’s probably some instagram programming, but I like to stare at assholes through pants when the opportunity presents itself.

So as I get lost in the tight pants, wondering if they are wearing underwear or not, since underwear gets in the way of me staring at assholes through pants, but I somehow manage to power through those obstacles….judge a man for how he deals with adversity…or some shit…..

I am reminded that women like to complain in the gym about toxic masculine gaze being problematic as it objectifies them in the gym…never taking responsibility for wearing pants that I can stare at assholes through for being the reason…since that’s the “he raped her because she was in a mini-skirt” excuse they don’t seem to like…even though it’s far easier to rape a girl in a mini skirt than one in tight pants….but where there is a will there’s a way and where there is a slutty woman, there’s someone never being accountable for their actions….

So let’s collectively celebrate the tight pants, for being rape resistant but also for allowing us to stare at assholes thought pants.

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING…..

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Tight pants are better than tight pussy because at your level of desirability, you’d be lucky to get a granny who has been double fisting herself for 45 years as part of her back alley strip club act because she is homeless, out of the system, a true Wild West maverick with a drug addiction and one skill that gets her paid….you know a not so tight vagina…

While tight pants are tight on ALL vaginas, even the meaty and the wind-tunnel ones, allowing you to look at them and imagine them on your dick, or smothering your face, even though you know they never will…but you can archive that shit for the spank bank, or you can even archive that shit to visualize when you go out there to find old Loosey Linday the Back Alley Fister when she’s willing to let you stick it in her for an extra 5 bucks….

The tight pant…is so important….more important than you even know…

Here are some tight pants!

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Tight pants are also tight shorts and also tight unitard wrestling outfits….and they are great.

Just the other day, I decided to leave the house instead of staring at the wall, in order to get some vitamin D and fresh air because this black mold is giving me black lung…and I saw at least half a dozen chicks in pants or pant variations so tight that I could pretty much establish their dick size….

Not all girls have dicks but when you walk by a girl in tight pants and say “her pants are so tight I can see her dick”, ensuring that she hears, assuming you’re on a call and talking about them, it makes for a good time in generating some pussy insecurity because in a world of trannies girls don’t want to be confused as tranny especially when walking around with their pants stuffed inside their cunts…

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Tight pants are probably one of the greatest things around when it comes to fashion, at least for dudes into pussy like me.

Tit man, ass man or an everything man so long as the woman in question is not a man, and has a pussy….making me a pussy man..

You see, all my fetishes and excitement towards women starts with one basic fucking tool or mechanism…and that tool or mechanism is their twats…

So that makes me a PUSSY guy, since the tits, ass, legs, don’t matter without the pussy…they’re nothing on their own…even though today’s theme for the site is cutting off the tits from the body and still matter….

So yeah, I like tight pants and there are ample tight pants around….if you leave the house, even for a minute, you will see at least one vagina fighting it’s way through a tight pant, tight short, fitness short, yoga short, bike short, wrestling short, one piece bathing suit that’s not quite a pant, but I’ll count it cuz it hugs the pussy…

So when it comes to fashion, as someone who knows as much about fashion as I do, it is about the tight pant, let’s celebrate that.

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As it turns out….I really like tight pants, primarily tight shorts, because even today I saw some girl in tight pants walking her dog in a tightest an skimpiest pair of booty shorts, like some kind of gym goer and despite having a mangled face, a gut hanging over the tight pants, I still stared at her ass….

The tight pants…suck you right in….like the pussy sucks them right in….

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Tuesday is for Tight Pants, but the reality is that every day is for tight pants because all these women base everything on their asses and the tight pants hold that shit together and round it out in ways that other pants don’t…

So Tight pants every single day, but we just do a gallery of tight pants on Tuesdays…because I don’t have the resources to do it everyday…I don’t have the resources to do it any day really…but we try and by we I mean me…SCHIZO.

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Tight pants are the only kind of pant I really endorse because if I can’t see an asshole wink while it is walking in front of me, then it feels like a waste of everything….

Tight pants allow me to see the asshole wink in front of me, which feels like the way it is supposed to be.

So here are some tight pants to keep the tight pant dream alive not that this post will have any impact on the future success or popularity of tight pants…

No girls are getting in tight pants to be featured here, but that is the FLAW in everything I’ve ever done, but this isn’t about me whining like a bitch, it’s about Tight Pants.

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Tight Pants keep the dream alive. I am not sure what dream it is, but now that girls in my area aren’t wearing their oversized clothes and their insulated pants, they’ve started walking around with their fat winter asses in leggings, fat winter asses that they are clearly trying to shrink down, because that’s why they are out there walking….

Which works out nicely for me, because fat winter asses are still fun to look at, especially when you can see the pussy through the tight pants they are wearing for comfort and to appear athletic in their quest to reduce that fat winter ass…

So any outfit that lets me see cunt in public is an outfit I’ll endorse….it’s just unfortunate no one wants me to endorse those things…because even when I cheerlead the girls who walk by me in those pants, sometimes even slowing down to let them in order to get that whole experience, my excitement gets treated like creepiness and that hurts my heart….I thought we were in this tight pants thing together, you being the tight pant wearer and me being the tight pant observer….jerks.

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Tight pants…bro…..

Stare at asses….bro….

Stare at anus through pants….bro…

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