I was ordering a burger the other day and there was a mom in front of me and she was wearing tight pants. I figured she needed the elasticity of the pants to hold her all together and it was doing a pretty good job of it, mainly because French Canadian women can party, eat shit, smoke a pack of day, drink every night, and still manage to look fucking hot, until they hit about 30 and turn into some scary ass shit, maybe 40 now that women have dialled back their hotness by a decade….but yeah, the French Canadian woman before the rot, even with kid, is something special…but I could just be saying that because I could see her full pussy….

I was walking out of the burger spot and saw a 60 year old woman, also in leggings, they were branded for fitness so that it didn’t seem slutty and she was fucking ripped in said leggings, clearly she worked out and at 60 years old she looked amazing…..but I could just be saying that because I could see her full pussy…..

I can go on with tight pant stories all day, there are SO many tight pants in my daily life and I don’t even live my hole…all the Tight Pant stories end the same…they look amazing even when they are ambitious heavy lifters stretching the pants to their limits…..because I am just saying that because I can almost always see full pussy.

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Tight pants are a thing. A pretty important thing apparently. I risked COVID and left the shit hole I call home yesterday and I saw 3 tight pants on asses of various levels of hot within about 2 seconds and I wasn’t the motherfucker in the tight pants although I am an obese person so all pants are tight on me, just not at the level of tight that these girls are wearing..

I saw two sets of leggings walking one dog, I saw one set of leggings walking up a flight of stairs into a building, I saw another set of leggings sitting on a bench tying her shoe, I saw two sets of leggings on a jog….when I got to the grocery store that banned me for not wearing a mask because I am that guy, you know the balls aren’t big but I’m not a fucking cuck, the balls being small are more a biological thing….not being a cuck is in my spirit…but at the grocery store I saw one legging rubbing the back of a guy, they must have been in love….another legging fresh from the gym and ready to get some healthy snacks…there was a fat cashier in leggings that would have been deemed inappropriate before the world decided telling a woman her outfit is inappropriate, YOU CAN’T CONTROL ME PATRIARCHY….those leggings were fat, like the kind that wear leggings because of the stretch…..

Anyway, lots of leggings, tight pants so tight, so important that we can reduce women down to their tight pants instead of their tits….OH HOW WE HAVE EVOLVED AS A PEOPLE.

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I was not outside killing Gilbert Gottfrie on the first nice day of the year! RIP Motherfucker. I wonder what killed him, must have been COVID or the Ghost of Bob Saget, we’ll never know.

I was not outside the courthouse listening to all the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp drama used to distract you, because I already knew Elon Musk was her baby daddy and helped her bring down Johnny Depp, because the Right’s tech billionaire hero is a demon…no doubt about it….and Amber Heard is also a demon, some call her a black widow who does the SUGAR baby thing so good, she makes sure it keeps on paying residuals whether it is the richest man in Hollywood, at a time Johnny Depp was up there, you know before she destroyed him…and now the baby daddy is the richest man in the world according to who fucking cares these people are all scumbags.

I was outside looking at ladies in leggigns, a few moms, a few college girls, a lot of really nice asses, I guess not all women are fat fucks in leggings made sheer from the fear of sizing up and their sheer size, some women are fucking incredible in their tight pants….a great way to enjoy a nice day….looking at pant-cunt you would otherwise ever see.

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Tight pants are a wonderful advancement in the human experience or in human technology.

We could sit here and list all the horrible thing that technology has done to humanity, from surveillance of citizens, to digital ids….social media…the internet…even in food production that put chemicals in our foods to increase profits of the producers….ALWAYS BE INCREASING PROFITS…transhumanism, EMFs, cellphone cancers, you know there’s a lot of fucking shit that you can thank technology for destroying what would have been an otherwise much more peaceful existence….all traded in for convenience and profits for greepy scumbags who don’t care about you, the planet, no matter what lies they tell you.

But we should sit here and list all the good things technology has brought us, some half glass full shit, the world is too fucking negative, let’s not add to that, or bring light to that, when we are at the able to appreciate the slutty nature of ladies, posting slutty content on the internet because it’s fun, or thrilling, in pants that have been made with technology to be as tight as fucking possible, second skin, where even an old dumpy expired ass could look like a fit young ass….and when you’re not fucking that old dumpy ass, or seeing it naked, it makes going to the old folks home to volunteer and read to the old people so much hotter.

What I am saying is I like tight pants enough to do a dedicated post to the girls who post their tight pants like the HEROES they are.

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How many tight pants did you see today? I’d say leave it in the comments, but there’s no one out there reading this, it’s not like I have anything interesting to say, it’s not like people read, it’s not like stumbling upon a horny girl’s blog in the early 2000s where she talks about all her masturabtion, and if it was, it probably wouldn’t be read, because people don’t read anymore, and can just google MASTURBATION VIDEOS…..so why bother talking about it in text form, that’s shit’s old news….

But since I’ve been writing the site for 18 years, I figure I’ll tell you how many tight pants I’ve seen today….ONE…and it was another dog walker bending over to pick up shit…it seems like the most tight pant pussy definition I get to see outside the grocery store that’s banned me for not wearing a mask….causing a damper in my tight pant masturbation, but luckily girls don’t let their tight pant wearing go to waste, they upload that shit on the internet.

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I have two life changing tight pants stories that happened over the last 24 hours, great timing universe, I guess somewhere out there knew I had to intro a bunch of random girls who upload pics of their tight pants, for the sake of showing off their tight pants, because they know it’s a fetish or just like how they look in their tight pants, since wearing tight pants to the grocery store, diner, movies, everywhere isn’t enough, they need to document it, sexualize it and possibly monetize it….THE modern world where nothing is sacred or done with good intentions..everything is done for transactional purposes….but we didn’t pay for shit, so we get to digest their marketing materials for free….THE BEST price for content on the internet….THE way it is supposed to be…

So my two tight pants stories both involve dog shit…one involved a girl with a new puppy, in a pair of pussy hugging leggings…..hugging pussy so tight that I could see her pussy when she was bending over to pick up her dog shit from across the street and I don’t have good eyesight or glasses….but I definitely wasn’t imagining the pussy….those pants were wedged so far up inside her, they were probably rubbing on her cervix like a papsmear…one of my favorite activities…and pick up lines….”Hey baby, wanna train for your pap smear, it’s the responsible thing and I’ve got confidence I can reach the pearly gates of your womb with this dowel”….

The second dog shit tight pants story was of a lady in leggings, middle aged for sure but the kind who workout, so there was some musculature to her old body….anyway, she for whatever reason stepped in dog shit while running to her car….because she started doing some Michael Jackson moonwalk in front of me, only to end up ass facing me…..before doing her deep bend where I got to see her pussy lips on either side of the theme….and I feel like she was well aware of this performance, why else would she do it….maybe the tight pants hugging the cunt all day make these ladies exhibitionists who want some pervert to get a free dog shit and pussy show….

We’ll never know, because just like that, they both walked out of my life forever…it was a PUSSY in my tight pants to fuck off forever…real quick.

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Without tight pants, the grocery store boners would be more soft….because with tight pants being normalized. part of the hive mind trends, we’ve got ladies of all sizes rocking them, getting their pussies eaten by them, all while we get to sit on the sidelines and watch, in what is far more interesting than any sporting event, because it makes menial tasks or errands far more erotic…

You cannot leave the house without seeing an ass in leggings, they are the comfortable sweatpant that meant you had given up on life, reimagined in a porno generation…..

Some of you may even work with tight pant wearers, I see them in coffee shops, restaurants even banks and grocery stores…and I don’t really know how you do it….because the pants so tight, that whole second skin thing, gives a lot of information on what is under those pants…giving you some visuals that make the lunch meat you’re fucking in the deli aisle far hotter, thus quicker to finish, reducing your chances of being caught…

Tight pants are the key to your public masturbating with inanimate grocery store items….without getting caught…and remember….cold cuts are less offensive than the chicken skin….PRO TIPS.

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At this point in the game, it’d be crazy to expect women to not wear tight pants everywhere they go, it’s like what do you think this is, the 50s….we’ve become accustomed to seeing full pussy through pants in all our day to day activities…from grocery shoppers, to girls in line at fast food places, to girls who work in fast food places…maybe you even have coworkers who wear “leggings” to the fucking office…making for a much more intimate working experience and it gives you something to jack off to.

Tight pants…are the future….or a future without tight pants is no future you’d want…assuming there’s a future…it’s pretty apocalyptic out there.

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Tight pants are one of those “why even wear pants at all”….

Then you realize that walking around pantsless is no a trend yet, even though it should be THE only trend….

We’ll get there as a society, because we still have a level of dystopian hell filled with heathens and degeneracy to go…

Not until people are fucking on every street corner, out in the open for all to see do we realize we are at full societal collapse of debauchery….

That will be when everything goes back to modesty, Christian Values, but until then the devil has more work to do….and you probably like that….

I don’t….

I like when only a small percentage of women were exhibitionist whores, so that I could fantasize about those who weren’t behaving like those who are….

We need modesty to make perv shit hotter, like we need sadness to understand happiness…

There’s a PHILOSOPHY behind this….I am not smart enough to know what it is….

But then again, maybe the TIGHT pants are great, because it gives us something good to look at….until you see the tight pants removed and realize that all the tight pants was selling you was a fucking lie….at least in most cases the ass never lives up to the hype….

They do make shopping at the grocery store and I’d imagine going to the gym more fun…

So keep the TIGHT PANTS on ladies..

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If you need motivation to leave the house, let it be tight pants….

If you need motivation to go to the gym, because getting fit and healthy isn’t really your priority because health and wellness is overrated when you can just take medicines, let it be tight pants..

If you want to see a pussy in public on stranger you’ve never met and who you will never see the pussy of otherwise…thank the tight pants…

If you want to see the edge of a hot mom’s asshole at the grocery store…thank the tight pants…

Tight pants, a trend…a lifestyle…a way of life….making everyday ladies on errands the premise of a porno in your mind…because tight pants do wonderful things to their bodies, their asses and in turn…our souls…

PRAISE the tight pants….for all their accomplishments in our lives..

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