I have two life changing tight pants stories that happened over the last 24 hours, great timing universe, I guess somewhere out there knew I had to intro a bunch of random girls who upload pics of their tight pants, for the sake of showing off their tight pants, because they know it’s a fetish or just like how they look in their tight pants, since wearing tight pants to the grocery store, diner, movies, everywhere isn’t enough, they need to document it, sexualize it and possibly monetize it….THE modern world where nothing is sacred or done with good intentions..everything is done for transactional purposes….but we didn’t pay for shit, so we get to digest their marketing materials for free….THE BEST price for content on the internet….THE way it is supposed to be…

So my two tight pants stories both involve dog shit…one involved a girl with a new puppy, in a pair of pussy hugging leggings…..hugging pussy so tight that I could see her pussy when she was bending over to pick up her dog shit from across the street and I don’t have good eyesight or glasses….but I definitely wasn’t imagining the pussy….those pants were wedged so far up inside her, they were probably rubbing on her cervix like a papsmear…one of my favorite activities…and pick up lines….”Hey baby, wanna train for your pap smear, it’s the responsible thing and I’ve got confidence I can reach the pearly gates of your womb with this dowel”….

The second dog shit tight pants story was of a lady in leggings, middle aged for sure but the kind who workout, so there was some musculature to her old body….anyway, she for whatever reason stepped in dog shit while running to her car….because she started doing some Michael Jackson moonwalk in front of me, only to end up ass facing me…..before doing her deep bend where I got to see her pussy lips on either side of the theme….and I feel like she was well aware of this performance, why else would she do it….maybe the tight pants hugging the cunt all day make these ladies exhibitionists who want some pervert to get a free dog shit and pussy show….

We’ll never know, because just like that, they both walked out of my life forever…it was a PUSSY in my tight pants to fuck off forever…real quick.

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