How many tight pants did you see today? I’d say leave it in the comments, but there’s no one out there reading this, it’s not like I have anything interesting to say, it’s not like people read, it’s not like stumbling upon a horny girl’s blog in the early 2000s where she talks about all her masturabtion, and if it was, it probably wouldn’t be read, because people don’t read anymore, and can just google MASTURBATION VIDEOS…..so why bother talking about it in text form, that’s shit’s old news….

But since I’ve been writing the site for 18 years, I figure I’ll tell you how many tight pants I’ve seen today….ONE…and it was another dog walker bending over to pick up shit…it seems like the most tight pant pussy definition I get to see outside the grocery store that’s banned me for not wearing a mask….causing a damper in my tight pant masturbation, but luckily girls don’t let their tight pant wearing go to waste, they upload that shit on the internet.

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