When. you’re 300 years old, you gotta know your angles…

The professional model, who is a dinosaur in model years, like they dug her up when building a strip mall in Montana and found her next to the Wooly Mammoth bones, only more German, Nazi blooded, probably a product of Eugenics, or designer baby making to keep Germany in power, after testing on all the gyspyies, they mastered their systems and got hired to create NATO and NASA those Nazi fucks…

Anyway, when you’re old, TIT SELFIES make for good filler content between the days you are all glammed up and faking that you’re not old…so take some content tips from a bro…TIGHT CROP TITTY…for the win.

That’s why she’s paid the BIG bucks.

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