I was in a Starbucks the other day, you know doing July 4th but in Canada things like getting a fucking coffee for a set of tits I was trying to suck on…..I’m weak like that…..

There was a series of Tight Pants in line, like a tight pants parade and I thought to myself, Starbucks is the new stripclub of the generation because you can wait for a coffee and see cunt for free…..they should be charging cover charge at this place…..

Between the moms in leggings and the fitness girl in bike shorts, I thought it abnormal despite seeing tight pants ALL the time, this was an obscene amount of tight pants…but I’ll take it because tight pants make all ass look better…even the fat girl in her bike shorts that were far too short, probably from her vagina eating them, or her not wanting to size up was good….

Later that day, I had to go to Walmart where I rarely have a sexual experience, but this was one of the supercenters with the grocery store and again….a fucking parade of tight pants….mainly skimpy bike shorts….was I in tight pants heaven or are girls just really into exhibitionism….

Don’t answer that.

We know the answer…but thank the tight pants gods for giving them somethig to wear that they feel hot in, so that I can stare at a skin tight version of their asses when doing humiliating shit like buying giant tubs of CHEESE PUFFs and adult diapers at WALLY MART.

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Like Grandma always said, PANTS AREN’T WORTH WEARING IF YOU CAN’T SEE YOUR DAMN COOTER through them…..

Little did she know she was an early adopter, a trendsetter, and maverick, a leader before her time, as she walked through the grocery store on her walker, with her old lady elastic waist band, tailed pants with the stirrups jacked up inside her like it was her old folks home boyfriend fisting her to find the elasticity in her vagina that had long been forgotten….

Because girls everywhere, of all ages, all walks of life, whether born with cock or not, whether they are religious or not, are rocking the tight pants, the tight shorts, it’s a trend and in 90 percent of those tight pant wearing moments….you can see basically full cunt, or at least a sculpted version of the ass that you know will droop in sadness when the micro-harnesses from the tight pant fabric are removed….technology…

Oh Grandma would be proud….

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Tight Pants remind me of romance, but only because I grab my penis to try to try to find it, it is an inny than an outty….some dudes brag about their 11 inchers, it’s all they have to talk about, understandable, while I am here bragging about being 3 inches deep into my fat muff gut….if you spread it enough, you may see the tip…..

Point being, I’d jerk off to every last tight pant I see and I see a lot of them because girls, all girls dress slutty, even old fat ones, I blame or thank the internet….I haven’t decided yet, but here are tight pants to mull over….

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What do these bitches thing, it’s Tuesday?

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Tight Pant Tuesday is a fun day to look at pants tight enough to be skin, but strong enough to cover up the cellulite and slop of said skim, kind of like a second skin, or a condom in pant form, which typically improves the ass, gunt and overall sex appeal of the bitch in said tight pants, which happens to be MANY bitches of all ages, you can hardly leave a house without seeing a pair on a bitch….

The highlight of the tight pants is not the yeast infections they probably promote or trigger, but seeing the place where said yeast infections fester, you know the pussy….since some girls have big fat pussy mounds,while others barely have a pussy through their pants at all, and both examples of tight pants are worth staring at until the woman in the pants feels uncomfortable as she should because she’s basically fucking naked in public….heathen…in a good way.

The only tight pants I saw today was an old bitch gardening, bent over, massive cunt between her legs, brilliant enough, at least from afar..

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The highlight of my days is typically when I come across the good kind of tight pants, because there are still vain bitches who want to be fit as fuck, so that when they wear their tight fitness pants and sports bra on a Sunday…..not all bicycle short or legging wearing are bitches too fat for standard pants, sure there are a lot of them, but I’m an optimist willing to seek out and get boners for the good ones.

Just 5 minutes ago, I saw a girl in bike shorts that were so low profile in terms of length of the leg, that when she bent over to get something out of her backseat I saw 50 percent of her pussy lip peeking through….in public….for strangers like me to see.

These tight pants are out of control, but in the best way possible..it’s like the flashing trench coat pervert pulling his dick out on the bus, only hot young chicks just being “on trend”….pulling their cunts out because they’re eating her shorts.

Here’s some tight pants.

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Every day you leave your house, you will see some tight pants or tight shorts in action, since it’s a style thing.

Just yesterday I saw some big titty girl who was hardly fat enough to justify those tits on a jog in a pair of tight pants, and when I turned back to look at her run off into the horizon because I like my perversion to be cinematic, romantic and high concept….she had a sweatshirt around her waist not letting me see her ass…making the whole tight pants thing some serious bullshit…

Luckily, there were about 3-4 other tight pants in the area that made up for that cock teaser who was into the tight pants, just not for the right fucking reasons of letting a pervert like me see her labia in action for the jog…and those tight pants came with one fat pussy, one protruding clit and one monster ass I couldn’t figure out the math on how it fit in the tight pants, even with the stretch of the tight pants, but that was probably because I didn’t bring my protractor.

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If you can’t see the ridge of the asshole through a pair of pants, then are they really tight enough?

Luckily, if you leave your house, and I’ll assume you do, because I wouldn’t hang out with some simp cuck fucks that are scared to leave the house, even during a pandemic, life is short, you’re going to die anyway, might as well not be a fucking pussy about it.

I am going to assume that you have pre-existing conditions and you just don’t fucking care, TAKE ME OUT MOTHERFUCKERS, you know instead of a hazmat suit, ventilator mask…

Your idea of plastic sheets is to make the clean-up from dirty sex that went south with a hooker not as a tool to hug your granny…

So you know, since you’re not a clown in this clown world that they are trying to present to us as normal, that TIGHT pants are fucking everywhere, almost to the point of so tight, why even wear pants at all, which will be the near future, but until then, here are some tight pants you won’t see outside, since they probably don’t live near you….but when you go outside you’ll see a bunch of tight pants that you’d assume are too tight to wear to work, but since you can’t tell a bitch how to dress, that would be toxic masculinity or the patriarchy, we just let them wear their slutty outfits to work. EVEN professionals like bankers, lawyers, doctors, rock tight pants to the job….because everyone is a slut, and I’m here to look at them.

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The only tight pants that I’ve seen today, which is arguably not the best sample size since I generally avoid society, but since this whole COVID thing made being a reclusive freak mainstream, it’s made me want nothing to do with it. As you may know, I’m one of those anti-anything popular, when the masses latch on, I dip out and find new weird corners of filth to roll the fuck around in…..only for those corners to eventually become mainstream, losing all their appeal because when things go mainstream, or viral, they always become fucking lame…..or at least 99 percent of the time….from porn, to music, to sports, to hobbies…when the big dollars move in, it gets bad.

The only thing I like that’s happened in the mainstream, in the pornification of the peopl, is that girls are so public about being racy, exhibitionist, attention seeking, instagram outfit wearing sluts…..HENCE THE TIGHT PANTS….

No matter how lame or played out TIGHT pants get, or how viral and mainstream they get, I’ll still like all the bitches wearing them, even if I don’t like the bitches wearing them, because they make an ass look good.

So TIGHT PANTS for the fucking win, and the only tight pants I saw today were on a 65 year old obese woman who was probably wearing a diaper, on a walker, probably a vaccine injury and I still liked it….because somethings are just “classics” if you can jack off to them, or on them…..so TIGHT PANTS make the cut while hugging the cunt.

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My tight pant diary of the weekend includes one 45 or 50 year old mom who clearly works out, on some walk with her old fat husband who I guess she’s trying to get healthy, since he works all day to pay for her expensive life…..and her ass was surprisingly pretty fucking solid looking, probably the pants, but that didn’t stop me from trying to make out her pussy mound from behind, I just wasn’t able to keep up with her pace…..luckily, just around the corner there was another extremely tight pant wearing girl, probably 19 or 20, straight off instagram and her tight pants looked far thinner, less power needed to hold it all together, because she was pretty much held together on her own….her ass round and halfway up her back….the kind you’d chip a tooth on if you could get close enough to trip and fall into it cuz you know she’s not letting you get close without a staged accident….the “Opps, did I do that” Urkel of perving out….I’ve felt all kinds of tits like that….it works.

Then there was an ass so wide, on an normal sized woman, but for whatever reason all her weight went to her ass and hips, it looked like a botched fake ass, but was likely just a genetic issue…and she walked through the grocery store, huge ass and all, not buying a thing, but basically rubbing up on both sides of the aisle at the same fucking time……

The point is, tight pants complete any shitty day, the more tight pants the better and motherfuckers, there’s a ton of tight pants out there to let you see pussy mounds, pussy fatness, in public, no cover charge…..the SFW, generally accepted as ok, make every street corner a stripclub without the stripping cuz the tight pants make the stripping unneccessary.

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