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2022

10

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

The only tight pants that I’ve seen today, which is arguably not the best sample size since I generally avoid society, but since this whole COVID thing made being a reclusive freak mainstream, it’s made me want nothing to do with it. As you may know, I’m one of those anti-anything popular, when the masses latch on, I dip out and find new weird corners of filth to roll the fuck around in…..only for those corners to eventually become mainstream, losing all their appeal because when things go mainstream, or viral, they always become fucking lame…..or at least 99 percent of the time….from porn, to music, to sports, to hobbies…when the big dollars move in, it gets bad.

The only thing I like that’s happened in the mainstream, in the pornification of the peopl, is that girls are so public about being racy, exhibitionist, attention seeking, instagram outfit wearing sluts…..HENCE THE TIGHT PANTS….

No matter how lame or played out TIGHT pants get, or how viral and mainstream they get, I’ll still like all the bitches wearing them, even if I don’t like the bitches wearing them, because they make an ass look good.

So TIGHT PANTS for the fucking win, and the only tight pants I saw today were on a 65 year old obese woman who was probably wearing a diaper, on a walker, probably a vaccine injury and I still liked it….because somethings are just “classics” if you can jack off to them, or on them…..so TIGHT PANTS make the cut while hugging the cunt.

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