We’re living a dream thanks to all the Tight Pants being worn out there on any given day, at any given moment, I’d bet that in your small town or city alone, there are tens of thousands of girls in tight pants right now waiting for you to creep on them, assuming they aren’t damaged by the instagram, monetized from their bedroom, rocking 8 mental heath disorders that are all treated through medicines, like agoraphobia and other personality disorders they probably don’t have, but that make a good excuse for being a cunt who doesn’t leave her house!

Also, she probably doesn’t want YOU specifically to creep on her, from my experience in creeping on girls, they all look at me in disgust, and when I’m like you’re the one walking around in tight pants, pussy first, for all to see…and they all turn to that whole “you can’t justify rape based on the outfit a girl wears” which I’ll argue is FALSE as raping a pantyless mini skirt is far harder to do than raping a pair of jeans under snowpants wearing LONG underwear, not that I’m a rapist, I’m impotent, but you know, logic!

But yeah, the tight pants aren’t for us, but we can still appreciate it!

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Based on the popularity of tight pants, it is safe to assume that the people who invested in YEAST INFECTION manufacturers have come out on top, because tight pants are the key to solid yeast infections and it seems like pretty much all bitches wear nothing but tight pants, leading me to believe that Yeast infections are up 1000 percent, year over year!

Yes, I should have my own financial advice blog, you know the meme stock master who has never won, but my theories are pretty solid, like this one!

Next up, you should invest in caskets, because we’re all going to die, probably not from the yeast infections, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing, you know considering the source is a pussy and I love pussy!

Here are some ladies showing off tight pants, which to me is romance, every time I walk up on a pair in human form!

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There’s some fitness bitch in the neighborhood who is see regularly enough running by, or squatting in the park, doing whatever kind of high intensity training program I assume she does to increase revenue in her sex work, but I’ve never actually chatted her up, those fitness bitches run too fast, they’re just better to look at in passing!

Anyway, this fitness bitch, who may just be into fitness because she knows her ass thanks her for it every day, was walking by me for a change, wearing a pair of the skimpiest, pussy hugging, pussy forward, but you could see the pussy from behind, it was basically like she was wearing a skin toned outfit and it looked like she had a thong on!

Her ass and I thank her for and there’s a reason that the homeless guy I talk to and I call her “the Jen Selter”, who for those of you who don’t know, like the homeless guy I talk to, Jen Selter was or is an influencer with a fake ass who pretends to be a fitness icon, so it only makes sense!

The point of the story is GET outside, there are tight pants waiting to be sexualized by girls who will complain about being sexualized for innocently wearing tight pants, but who love being sexualized in their tight pants, they just can’t ADMIT it, that would make them whores, it’s far easier to blame the men for taking their public exposed pussy through pants and making it sexual!

“I’m just trying to touch my toes over here, stop looking you perv”

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I just had a few close encounters of the tight pants kind in a matter of minutes between each, which was convenient because it’s Tight Pant Tuesday!

It’s one of those stars aligning for a not very ambitious internet loser, where other people feel as though God is looking out for them when they sell their first script, land their first big deal, maybe find their soul mate, if that even exists, it does, I’m a romantic, I just married for free rent, and not on a very nice place but it works, but yeah, some people think the stars align for them when they have their first kid, when they win the lottery, or when they win at something they worked really hard for and were about to give up and I’m over here low ambition, easy to please, just happy three or four girls in tight pants walked by me while I was sitting on a bench outside a coffee shop!

In each of these tight pant encounters, I looked straight for the cunt, to make sure that I could see it, since some girls don’t have fat pussy lips, and their more modest vaginas aren’t visible, which is disappointing to the spectator, but still a fun dance, almost like a shitty tiktok dance, with no chance of going viral or getting rich, that involves looking at the cunt, looking at the face to ensure I can look back at the cunt, and being unassuming, or someone that people find offensive or gross, they ALWAYS look the other way!

So the life lesson here is to be as undesirable as possible and you too will be able to look at cunt in tight pants like the unsung anti-hero you are!

Or you can just look at the self produced tight pant content uploaded to the internet in hopes the undesirables sign up for their subscription site!

Free previews work for me!

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I haven’t really had the opportunity to see a pair of tight pants in public slowly pull down their tight pants while humping an inanimate object, but that’s what the tight pant wearing girls do when they get home in their tight pants after having dudes stare at their asses pretty much all fucking day, like the exhibitionists who like being stared at that they are, it’s a narcissistic generation that like being watched by their fans…

I do think the tight pants that I see on a daily basis should take a cue from their online selves, by doing more theatrical performances around their tight pants.

So after a day of rocking tight pants, their pussy hugged tightly all day, while being turned on by creepers looking at them, they start humping inanimate objects in the grocery store, or wherever you do your tight pant creeping, because just seeing ass and pussy is too basic…….I mean Lululemon launched in the early 2000s, ass and pussy in tight pants is great, but level up this shit like some of these girls are doing online…..in an era where online is more important than real life they’d be surprised that online behavior in real life will greatly improve real life..at least when it comes to tight pants..

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My favorite thing about tight pants, is jerking myself off through the pocket of my oversized basketball shorts like a retard at swim class that I wear because they fit and not because I play basically because I get to see tight pants basically every time I leave the house.

Sure, not all tight pants are created equally, today’s tight pants were on some 65 year old fat lady who works the grill at the diner, but I figure seeing fat pussy flopping on either side of a inseam, like the pussy is a floundering fish trying to get a gasp of air, because the lady who squeezed into these tight pants not realizing she should size up, is basically doing her best to choke out her cunt, all for an unsuspecting pervert like me to see the whole thing go down and if I’m lucky, she won’t be wearing underwear to create that extra layer of protection, not letting anything come between me and this fat, nasty, greasy old, hamburger and diner breakfast potato smelling vagina, besides the tight pants themselves that may shred if she bends the wrong way, but that’d make things more interesting than trying to map out each individual pubic hair because th tight pants are so tight.

What I am getting at is even when the tight pants is bad, the tight pants are good, because women are sluts who like you looking at their bodies, their cunts, their asses as they are being held togther by a stretchy fabric, all packaged as “Comfort” or “I work at home, so this is business casual”…….and it’s hot even when it is not….so here are tight pants.

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Little known fact, all pants are better pulled the fuck off, next to the couch for a fuck, on the end of the bed for a fuck, in the laundry hamper for a fuck, in the orner of the bathroom floor for a shower that I’m able to watch go down because I am a voyeur and never invited for the fucks…..so I have to take it upon myself and climb fire escapes like I’m not an old fucking pervert too old to be doing parkour to see a stranger I followed home naked….BUT I AM NOT…..where there is a will there is a way….never let anyone age you out on anything, you know the guy who started Walmart only did it in his 40s, so anything is possible in your 50s, it’s just more challenging…..but with all your experience, we hope those challenges are made easier….

But yeah, since we’re not the ones fucking the girls who pull their pants off, and sice most of us are too lazy to do old school voyeurism thanks to the whole nudity on the internet thing, the TIGHT PANTS is the welcomed and appreciated hero that allows us to really imagine with some sense of accuracy as to what a bitch would look like pantslss, so I’m a fan of seeing cunt through pants and YOU SHOULD BE TOO!

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Tight Pants may be a trend, it may just be fashion. or style, or fitting in with the younger girls of instagram. It may be how 50 year old women compete with their 18 year old daughters in trying to stay hot and look fit, it could be how 40 year old women try to compete with the younger sluts at the gym, despite knowing that the younger sluts at the gym are impossible to compete with, since they’ve had more dick than Jenna Jameson had in her entire career, by the time they graduate high school, or the 30 year olds holding onto being 20, or the 20 year olds just producing smut because it’s better than working at the movie theatre, grocery store, pharmacy or call center…..

It’s a different era….that people think is far more fun on social media or the internet than in real life, because you don’t have to really listen to them, know them, or realize how dumb they are…..because these people are basically a different fucking species of mindless robot with no real flavor, opinion, edginess…it’s all just manufactured, copycat bullshit, which is boring…..but when it comes to tight pants, in person, on the internet, at work, as if anyone works, all look better in the tight pants then naked, so who fucking cares….I’m staring…

We are perverts, on TACO TUESDAY and everyday

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Tight pants are the most magical pants around…at least in this instagram era of everyone being an exhibitionist idiot who love the attention because it makes them feel like celebs and makes them feel like people care….or maybe they just read some tutorial about how to engage your audience and the number one way is to make yourself relatable, so talk all your bullshit problems, your constipation, diarrhea, upset stomach, AIDS, you know and claim it is for empowerment or to fight the shame…..when we really NEED people to find shame again, the world is not your toilet to smear your asshole on….but everyone is treating it like it is….

Luckily, thanks to the hive mind, they are doing it with TIGHT pants that you can see full pussy through….

Just yesterday I saw a girl in skin colored leggings that from afar made her look like she wasn’t wearing pants at all….so obviously I got closer to the action…I’m one of those front line spectators when it comes to slut….the used to call it creeper row at the strip club but why the fuck would you sit anywhere but up against the stage when pussy is involved….to play modest for a bunch of whores….no thanks…I paid my cover charge…now I am taking what is rightfully mine…

Anyway, her pants, the skin colored pants I had to get close to to make sure the pantsless wasn’t the new TikTok Spyware Trend….and they were infact pants so tight I could see her bush curls through them….to which I said….”oh, I like tight pants, don’t I”…and I do.

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I should be changing this to bitches in greco-roman wrestling leotards or whatever those homo wrestlers call their silly gay outfits before rolling around on a mat in their high school gym for some predator coach still living the glory days of when he was a letter wearing wrestling champ in his school and got all the bitches that he would fuck after hazing his teammates to make it feel less gay….”Hey Bruce, hand me my leotard, I just came and have to get to class”…..maybe they have a different name for it….

HOWEVER, girls on the streets, even girls pushing 40, are rocking these bike short to shirt outfits and it’s alright, but it’s NOT TIGHT PANTS….but still kinda work like tight pants and I guess there’s still tight pants being worn, since just yesterday I saw some tight pant wearing big ass, big titty girl on a jog…..and then I saw a tight pants wearing girl, because why wear pants that don’t show a modified, squeezed in, tighter version of you ass, that your pussy just can’t seem to get enough of, so it eats it up.

The point is, wrestling leotards or tight pants, or tight shorts, I’m into it.

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