I did a midday grocery store run because my obese wife was having a Christmas Cookie craving that needed to be tended to immediately, you know how fat bitches get when they don’t get their food, even though I hope you’ve never actually experienced, you deserve better, you deserve hot chicks or jerking off to hot chick without the headache of fat chicks…..but yeah, when a fat chick gets hungry, it brings out all the weak whining victimhood that they would keep to themselves if they were alone, the way nature intended but instead gets amplified and forces me to get the fuck out of here as fast as possible.

But yeah, I did a midday grocery run for cookies, thinking I’d see some tight pants, some pussy print, some hard nipples because it is cold outside and all I saw was 85 year olds not wearing tight pants, summer is over, the slutty tight pant is under the bulky outter pant, and I’m forced to turn to the internet for my tight pant fix and lucky for you, I include you in that……SCROOL DOWN / CLICK MORE….

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Unfortunately, the only tight pants I have to report back to you on from today’s adventures in the real world were some big fat girl you know was a lesbian, who was walking her dog, despite being o big, making me think she doesn’t do that nearly enough, or celebrates each walk with a cake, which was unfortunately the worst kind of tight pant…..more the tight pant by default because they don’t make pants big enough no not be tight on such a big entity…..

I guess the stars just didn’t align for me, but luckily, there’s a bunch of tight pants posted to the internet, no one people don’t leave their houses anymore, the fake world is just so much more consistent when it comes to tight pants that you want to jack off to, instead of tight pants that you jerk off to cuz they are tight and you’ve put all the effort in propping yourself up behind a mailbox so no notices you, so you don’t want to miss the opportunity….

Here are those tight pants.

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It’s Tight Pant Tuesday, which is a celebration of the ladies of the internet who are showing off their tight pants, because we can’t just spend our days reading descriptions of Harvey Weinstein’s fleshy, fish-like, cut off and sewed back on, gangrenous, testicles strapped to his leg, orange cum generating cock that the media seems to love talking about and that his accusers seem to remember so well considering he allegedly raped them from behind…

You know, sometimes, like when doing menial chores or errands, the tight pants are the MUCH needed relief….that help us release….

So here are some TIGHT PANTS TUESDAY..because bitches, they wear tight pants but that doesn’t mean you can rape them, but if you do because they are wearing seductive clothing that shows off their cunts, they’ll remember your dick in detail for 25 years, even if you do them from behind…..so you better not….

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Tight pants aren’t quite as exciting as short skirts because they are more suffocating, choking out the Pussy in an aggressive way, putting the Pussy in bondage, under the tight grip of the tight pant, instead of letting the pussy air out, letting the pussy be accessible to a friendly strangers touch, but tight pants in this era are skin tight, like a morph suit or body condom, just like seeing a bitch naked without her being naked, and really a better version that her naked because you don’t see no no pock marks or cellulite being broadcast, plus it’s out in public and on girls you generally would never see naked, like today at the grocery store this late 30 year old mom was in the tightest leggings, not even that fitness fabric hold it in leggings, more like knitted tights you’d see on a granny under her skirt, and her ass, with panty line, was magical becasue she wasn’t fat, all squeezing her lemons or whatever fucking produce she was sizing up for what I assume was fucking, because a girl out exposed on that level, has got to be a girl into fucking produce……

What I am saying is tight pants for most chicks is a good thing for them and thus a good thing for us because we get to watch how they unfold….

So today we celebrate tight pants like it is its birthday

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Today, like every day, has been full of tight pants and I barely leave the fucking house…..from hot moms in slutty costumes last night that I saw walking the streets with their kids and thought – damn that is pretty racy – to mom’s the day after halloween after getting their fuck on last night with their husband because they were all horny from their slutty costume and it’s a holiday so you get a bonus fuck for the week or some shit…wearing their tight athleisure pants to make it easier on their sore blown out mom legs….

What I am saying is there are tight pants everywhere you look, so why not do a massive compilation of girls in tight pants because you can’t get enough tight pants in your tight pants loving live you tight pant fucking pervert..

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I made a comment about how into leggings I am, I’ll even watch a granny in leggings showing off her diaper, it happened this weekend and with confidence I can say that it was pretty hot, and the funny thing about it, is that it wasn’t even the only set of leggings I saw, it’s just to say that the legging has trickled up the fashion chain of command that old ass 79 year old pussy is jacked up in them…..and even that is hot to me…..

I was out of the house today and in 4-5 minutes I counted 4-5 leggings, maybe even more than that….one was a mom with a big fat mom ass and I liked it, one was some hot college looking chick with a big round ass in her leggings, and it just went on and on, and these aren’t leggings of the past where there’s any discretion, a sweater around the waist tor ruin the legging’s purpose, it’s crop tops and leggings pulled so far up the ass that I can see their fucking uteruses and/or colons and it’s WILDD times, be careful out there….

This is a tight pants round-up.

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Here are some tight pants, becasue I figure if tight pants are popular enough to turn the Lululemon guy into a billionaire, before turning Kim K and her SKIMS brand into a billionaire, and then there’s Kate Hudson who also sells leggings via her billion dollar brand, that makes for a lot of sluts buying into the tight pants because they want dudes to see their assholes through their pants….not that they’d ever admit it, if anything they’d call you a pervert creep who makes them uncomfortable when you offer to eat their ass for them when they bend over for a loaf of bread in front of you, but they’re wearing the tight pants for someone, maybe just themselves, and deep in their soul they like the positive feedback, just not from dirtbags like us, but since they’re in public, they don’t really get much say in the matter….

Here’s a round-up of girls who don’t limit their tight pants to the gym, the grocery store, picking up the kids at daycare so that people can see the damage done from childbirth as they wonder if she’s got a diaper on, because these girls figured to capture the tight pants for an upload to the internet….and I’m into it.

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Tight pants, because seeing a girl’s asshole through her pants at the grocery store is a good feeling for those of us who don’t have girls show us their assholes unless it is tight pants at the grocery store, because these tight pants are so fucking tight, it’s like why bother wearing pants at all, I guess to pretend they are decent respectable people, but as someone who likes seeing asshole through tight pants at the grocery store, that is definitely decent and respectable, sure it’s a little slutty, but as we all know with the progression of slutty, racy, edgy fashion, there will be a time when pantless, vagina out, is the tight pant of its era and I hope to be alive for it, ideally dementia aged, so they won’t get mad when I get on all fours and sniff their asses like a dog in the dog park, you know barking to drive the “don’t arrest me for sniffing stranger asshole”, but maybe I shouldn’t wait until a pantsless era to do that, I could try it out now, since tight pants are barely pants anyway, that’s why we like em!

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You can’t leave the house without seeing some tight pants, and I’m not talking on the young girls, but 50 year old moms also wear them, because I assume they are trying to hold it all together with the help of the high tech shapewear built into the pants!

I just saw an old as shit lady in a pair of classic YOGA pants with the bell-bottoms that made that Canadian pervert at LULULEMON a billionare, and she was nothing but a big round ass for all motherfuckers to stare at, despite her being old as shit,.we all know the ass won’t stand the test of taking them off, but we don’t even know the bitch, so KEEP the dream alive and LIE to us about what’s really going on there!

Point of the story, tight pants are the best pants to jerk off to in public, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that were uploaded to the internet because when you have tight pants on, you make sure the internet knows it, since internet is life or some shit!

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Unfortunately, the only Tight Pants I saw today were on some 80 year old five time vaccinated freak knocking on idling car windows yelling at them to turn off their cars because they are single-handedly destroying the climate, who didn’t appreciate when I told her to leave people the fuck alone and mind her own business, because climate change isn’t real, it’s a scam that makes assholes who live in mansions with private jets richer and her insanity doesn’t need to ruin our fucking days, maybe she should take it up with industrial polluters, not some hot mom waiting for her kid to get a loaf of bread, but yeah, leggings on the geriatric pussy, far less hot than leggings on the under 75, so here are some tight pants to remind me of what TIGHT pants can be!

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