I was looking at a fat chick in leggings earlier today and I thought to myself, she’s brave for wearing those leggings, but I guess they hold her all together and make her ass seemingly less dumpy, but after about a block of watching her waddle, I started thinking, “she’s got some thin calves for an ass like that” and then I got to the point where I was like “hey, it’s big, but it’s an ass”….which means tight pants are demonic beings that make me sexualize fat chicks….which goes against all I know, all I care about, everything…..

I married a fat chick, I don’t fucking get off to fat chicks, or sexualize them….fat chicks are for misery…not for getting off…

Which means the girls wearing the tight pants know exactly the WITCHCRAFT effect that tight pants, which is probably why posting them on the internet is necessary, rather than just wearing them in public where they limit their in person audience.

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You may be all alone this Valentine’s Day because you’re an incel who doesn’t realize how easy women are to fuck, or maybe you are a widower because your wife couldn’t handle living with you so she willed herself to die, or maybe you’re an alcoholic who even the most desperate woman can’t stand being around for more than a month, or maybe you’re just not good at getting pussy……

But the one thing I know is that if you need a Valentine’s Day partner, you just need to leave your house and see the tight pants everywhere, girls with pussy and visible asshole working the coffee shop ready to serve you, new moms in leggings because their cunt were just blown out by childbirth also ready to give you something to want….

So you don’t need to rape or date rape for love, you can just go out in public and see the sluts in tight pants in person, sure they’re not sluts for you and that may be annoying to you because you’re not rich enough or appealing enough but they’re giving you enough to work with….so make TIGHT PANTS your Valentine today.

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Tight pants are preemptive, not that I know what preemptive means, but maybe it’s like foreplay, or pre ejaculation, the prequel or the preview to the PUSSY WEDGIES wednesdays you’ll all get to hang out with in about 24 hours from today, because you need a tight pant to bring a pussy wedgie, they’re basically the same fucking post, only wednesday is zoomed in on what I like about the tight pants, THE PUSSY, and today is more a general catch all that let you see a bitch basically held together by clothing, giving the illusion that that is what she looks like naked….so for the non-Pussy obesessed, possibly queer fucks into ass and legs, the tight pants gives you a little more of a broader scope on the ultimate goal of the tight pants, which is seeing full cunt.

This is a round-up of tight pants….

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Tight Pants baby…..

I figure if you’re a girl and you’re not wearing tight pants, even if you’re a fat girl who no one really wants to see in tight pants, unless they are drunk and it is 3 am and they are the only option, or if they are the only person willing to fuck you on a dating app and you figure no one will see you sneak her into the basement to make fun of you, that you’ll just say “it’s better than jerking off faggot”….which is pretty debatable if you think about it, or if you’re anti-social and disgusted by interacting with humans except when penetrating them….

SO yeah, if you’re not in tight pants, with this new tight pant technology, you don’t exist girl…

HERE are some girls in tight pants, so into their tight pants that they post their tight pants on the internet for you perverts to jerk off to, knowing they get wet when stared at by creepers in public who can’t jerk off to them, but may be jerking off to them when they get home, which isn’t the feedback they get from throwing the raw meat into the starved out animal cage that is internet.

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I didn’t see any fucking tight pants on any fucking chicks today and it made me wonder about those motherfuckers who decided to run fur trading up in Canada back when the a trading corporation basically armed themselves as a police force and did what they had to do to set up shop in North America..or at least Canada after experiencing one winter…fucking psychopaths….

I get there was money, there were resources and the King send over a bunch of French Hookers to keep the dicks wet when travelling along the fur trapper trails….

They didn’t think that the future generation, who have locked themselves away indoors because they can be weird internet weirdos for work, instead of actually leaving the house, would have to suffer through harsh winters with heating, take-out and 100s of thousands of hours of streaming entertainment to distract them….because if they did…they’d realize winter would affect my ability to see half naked chicks out in public…or at least chicks in the skin tight, uninsulated, hot tight pants a pervert like me needs….YOU CAN USUALLY DECIPHER the FATNESS OF THE PUSSY…on a stranger…PERFECT….

There were no tight pants on the streets, in the parks, none picking up dog shit…no tight pants anywhere to be seen….not even at a coffee shop being trendy…none at the library, not that I went to library…do libraries still exist or are they just called homeless shelters because even they have to avoid the cold…

I saw one bitch in snow pants…another in ill fitting jeans she probably had tight pants under…and other obese woman who may have been in tight pants because it’s the only pants she knows…she’s fat…but she doesn’t count…

So I turn to the internet, like the oracle, the magic 8-ball, the AI that controls our life….it KNOWS tight pants since the girls who want to be seen in tight pants are uploading their tight pants to be seen…so we don’t have to face the horrible winter weather like a bunch of crazed with syphilis for trappers to find their beaver….they bring it to us for marketing purposes…

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When I celebrate Tight Pants, which is actually on a daily basis, at least on the days I leave the house and enter the public domain, because bitches they wear tight pants and tight pants look fucking good.

I realize that the tight pants are probably doing some slight of hand style tricks that are misleading, but as far as I’m concerned that’s about as close to naked as we can get, even if she’s actually being held together but he equivalent of PANTS MADE OF DUCT TAPE…I’m not ever seeing them naked, so I’ll take the modified illusion of what they look like naked, their ass roundness, their pussy puff, all while picking up a bunch of bananas in the produce aisle….or while pretending to walk my dog as they bend over to pick up the dog shit….you know, tight pants are versatile and fucking everywhere…

Unfortunately, they are really everywhere, because I am also seeing a lot of dudes rocking the tight pants and they aren’t even GOTH, Gay or Trans…I’m talking fitness dudes who do fitness things and feel that they are best executed in a pair of leggings marketed as compression pants to ensure ultimate fitness..

I used to take issue with dudes in bike shorts, walking around like it’s tour de france, with their bellies out….thinking their fat ass is not benefitting from the spandex so why do they want to put us innocent bystanders through the shit….

NOW, I get the same feeling when other dudes move through life in their leggings and no, it’s not because I get turned on or accidentally check them out thinking their ass belongs to a chick and it makes me question my sexuality….it’s just that men in leggings is twisted, inappropriate and definitely in need of being shamed or outlawed….

So here are some Ladies in tight pants the way the legging was meant to be worn before men tried to jump in the trend and make it about them, those MISOGYNISTS never letting women have their time to shine, just eagerly trying to show off their dick prints like they are pussy prints…..perverse.

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I spent the better part of yesterday watching a girl shoveling her car out of a snowbank, she was stuck and couldn’t get out which was a lot of fun to watch. Under normal circumstances, or in another era, when chivalry was king and when asking to help a young lady in distress wasn’t seen as terrifying and scary and aggressive, and problematic, like it is today…I mean you can’t tell a girl she looks great without being called a misogynist, just because you don’t believe in your core that women should be driving heavy machinery.

Anyway, to prevent being a threat, I stood on the sidelines and watched, laughed and enjoyed every slip, push, squat thanks to the tight pants….they really do make everything batter in these dark times and we should celebrate the girls who want you to basically see them nude, while clothed for jumping on that trend.

In the end, a tow truck came to help her, women drivers, am I right?

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Tight pants are pretty hypnotizing….when I see a pair of tight pants walking up ahead from me, I actually put shit into top gear and risk it all by risk dying of a heart attack, you know, shitting myself right there on the grocery store floor, or sidewalk I’m on all to get closer….

Today, I walked an extra block to see a bitch in tight pants picking up her dog’s shit and she knew precisely why I was there, since I don’t bother trying to be subtle when I know any girl in a pair of tight pants is an attention seeking whore, it’s a different era…..back in the day they’d pretend that they were being modest and that I was the pervert…now we know everyone’s intentions and we work together towards that common goal…

So yeah, tight pants are worth celebrating, when they go on, they should be made into content to be jerked off to, because really, jerking off to a chick picking up her dog’s shit in tight pants is that next level to walking a block and staring that they aren’t quite ready for….BUT THEY WILL Be.

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Tight pants, let’s dance, even though dancing is fucking queer and every girl who posts these awkward dance videos on social media no matter how clothed or unclothed they are is fucking disturbing….

If you leave the house, not that you should, it’s a disaster out there, the degeneracy of tight pants has taken over the lives of normies, and you may or may not see some pussy definition through those pants which is wonderful and at the very least you can pretend you know what they look like naked, even though you know most of the time, the tight pants removed means all the fucking support needed to smooth out, would be left to gravity so maybe tight pant wearing ladies, especially the sloppy and old ones is a better version of them that they like showing off….and whatever it is, I don’t hate tight pants, I prefer no pants, because I seek TRUTH, but if I can see cunt through pants on the street….it’s gotta be good.

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