I’ve been a firm believer that the tight pants has been the socially acceptable way for girls who want to show off their asses to show off their asses in what doesn’t feel like a slutty way, which basically means it’s a pervert innovation in pant….

Yes, girls have always worn tight pants, but it wasn’t until the YOGA PANT happened, that the tight pant was really at its best. It allowed asses to look better than ever and the girls with those asses to pretend that was what their asses looked like, giving boners to everyone…..

Since that happened 20 years ago, we’ve had leggings, we’ve had ATHLEISURE, it’s just so aggressively accepted socially, that we basically get to see pussy in the grocery store, or wherever you find your tight pant wearing women who MAY not even know they are showing off their assholes to random strangers since it’s been so normalized…

I think we’re at a point in time where they don’t even know they are producing masturbation fodder, that SPANK BANK memory or any of that….to them they are wearing pants…

These girls however, realize that tight pants are a fetish, are hot, are exciting and they they look good in it, so maybe they are the most important tight pant wearers out there, because they are REALISTS….and not pretending to not be jerk off material…like so many girls I’ve tried jerking off to who call me a creeper or call the police on me…I’m talking to you Victoria’s Secret in the Mall PATRONS….

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Tight pants are the closest you’ll get to seeing a naked girl, it’s that whole second skin trend that for the most part holds bitches together better than their actual saggy, pock marked, cottage cheese ridden skin….it’s not a bad thing, I like a little dents in a thigh to show age, wear and tear and ESTROGEN….because in a world where hot chicks fuck their faces up to look trans, making trans passable as hot chicks, confusing the masses….the cellulite, like not having an adam’s apple is key for not being duped….

That said, tight pants are fun to stare at always…so that’s why we do this round-up.

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Tight pants should make you want to dance…probably with yourself since you creep girls out…and more specifically with your penis…because dancing with your penis is a friendly and less sad way of saying you’re jerking off.

I get that everyone is so open and love talking about their jerking off, like it’s just a conversation piece to be had…”so the other night I was jerking off and this happened”….or “this morning I was jerking off and that happened”…but despite being a degenerate pervert, I liked it better when it was a simpler time and people pretended they didn’t jerk off. The lies, the shame, the keeping shit to themselves were not a bad thing…I don’t need to know about any of your bodily functions….and either do the ladies in tight pants that you’re jerking off to when they bring those tight pants to the grocery store just begging to be jerked off to…something you’re not allowed to say, because it’s the whole “she was wearing a short skirt’ rape argument they DO NOT ACCEPT IN COURT….

So everyone’s a pervert, every lady sexualizes herself, but if you sexualize her while she’s sexualizing herself, by jerking off to her ass behing hugged hard in tight pants, you’re the predator…NOT the person who put you into the state of mind to BE the predator they are blaming you of.

YES, you must be decent and respectable and respectful….but THIS IS THE INTERNET…just fucking take out all the rage, the batch you built up staring at the hot ass in line for 15 minutes because no one is judging you here, except me and no one cares what I think…and maybe your FED agent assigned to your built in front facing camera….BUT other than that….enjoy the tight pants the way they are designed to be enjoyed…

In conclusion, it’s almost TIGHT short weather, which like tight pants, gives you a 3-D rendering of the cunt and asshole only with less fabric and more exposed skin…

FUN.

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Tight pants are alright considering bitches don’t walk around naked yet. I guess it’s the closest thing we get to seeing them naked, so how can you hate it……

I guess that’d be true if the only girls who wore tight pants were hotties and not big fat slobs who think they are hot since dudes are willing to fuck them because dudes are fucking perverts and they will fuck anything….

Unfortunately, the majority of tight pants being worn these days are on fatties, thanks to the whole elasticity holding them together where button-up pants can’t….

Unfortunately, the majority of women these days are fatties, it’s an epidemic they pretend isn’t an epidemic…but rather body positivity or some shit.

Fortunately, the hotties in tight pants post their tight pants on the internet to amplify their tight pants and not let their tight pants go to waste on local, real life, audiences, you know since internet is real life an what was once called real life is the time spent between real life…..

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I’ve seen a lot of pretty tight pants over the last few days, because bitches love pants that show off a version of their body through what I assume they think is a second skin, thanks to it holding them all together and shaping them in ways they wished they were shaped one the sausage legs get let out of the casings.

One of the highlight tight pants I saw over the last few days, one of the memorable ones, was a fatter chick who was pulled together relatively nicely in a part of leggings that had the mesh down the site.

I stared a little too long at the mesh, I was trying to see if I could see panties through the holes in the leggings…I couldn’t, but when the bitch walked away, likely uncomfortable by my “thinking out loud”….she basically pulled her shirt over her ass, so that I couldn’t actually see how big, round, or misshapen it was….

I thought to myself, even in this era of body positivity, inclusivity, dressing in a second skin, these bitches act like 90s girls in leggings who all wore the over-sized ass covering shirts….and it confused me because I have a feeling her phone, like all female phones, have gigabytes of NUDES they’ve either uploaded to reddit or used in sexting strangers on dating apps….yet here she is acting modest in her mesh leggings around me because she knows I’m looking a little too intensely. Pretty rude, right?!

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I realize that the culture as a whole needs more shame. The women out there need to realize that they are the keepers of sex and that they will get a lot more out of life if they keep their sex under fucking wraps, so that thirsty dudes who want the sex shower them with everything they want…..but unfortunately, fat uglies will just look at it as an opportunity to get in on the hot girl action now that hot girls are too good for it….fucking up the whole dynamic of society…

So yeah, we need more shame, but I have no shame so when I see a girl in tight pants on the street or in the grocery store, I fucking stare, I stare until they can feel my staring energy, like someone is watching them, because I am….and I fucking keep on staring until they turn around and grab their items, or their purse or their bag and hold it close to them like they feel uncomfortable and I keep fucking staring…I try to see every ripple, every wrinkle, every scar or herpe that pussy has ever had through those fucking pants…because that’s what you get when you walk around with your body basically held together by tight fabrics….to simulate nudity…without being nude….

I don’t get awkward, I just don’t care…..

I am not like most people….so the internet version of tight pants, is probably easier to handle…and obviously women uploading tight pant content are doing it to be jerked off to…where as the girls in tight pants at the grocery store pretend it’s fashion, comfort, trends….and get mad when the WRONG person jerks off to it.

It’s weird, internet content producers don’t realize most of the dudes jerking off to them are the wrong person, while real life content producers are so uptight about that shit….

Either way, tight pants…

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Tight pants are nothing new. I feel like since the feminist woman put on the first pair of pants, there was a slutty feminist who figured she could squeeze into a pair of trousers too small, to jack up her cunt and show everyone how much of a woman she actually was. It was a simpler, more wholesome time….but where there’s an opportunity for a vagina to get ahead, there’s going to be an opportunistic vagina trying to get ahead….

So from groundbreaking pant wearing in the 1800s, to tight jeans in the 50s, to the tight pants in the 70s, to leggings in the 80s and 90s….we’ve been able to jerk off to the bodies of the tight pant wearers….

But thanks to modern technology, advances in both stretchy fabrics, coupled with extreme advances in WHOREDOM….the tight pants showing off pretty much the asshole of the chicks in said tight pants are pretty much everywhere….

The tight pant girls who wear tight pants don’t let their tight pant wearing go to waste either, they shoot that shit for the people of the internet to get more eyeballs on the outfit than they get at the grocery store where most people don’t even NOTICE or stare at the tight pants like pervert creeps they are, because they are so used to them, or maybe they are on their phones looking at pics of OTHER tight pants, but either way, I always make a point of making eye contact with the tight pants I see before staring at the rest of them with my approval or disgust…

They always get offended, like that the tight pants aren’t there to be seen, or like they are in the privacy of their home walking around ass-out, and that always confuses me….are tight pants such a style that the girls with their pussies out don’t even realize their pussies are out…and when people like me address the pussy being out….I become the inappropriate pervert despite my PUSSY not being out.

What a world.

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In a world of TIGHT pants, the tight pants themselves become normalized and hardly enough for the opportunistic slut trying to get noticed…

So she is forced to jack said tight pants up her ass and in her vagina for everyone at the gym to see…in various squats and stretches..

Then that becomes normalized and not enough so she is forced to wear said tight pants outside of the gym, on daily walks, on errands, to the doctors, even to work….just as jacked up her cunt and ass, so every fold of her floral labia is outlined in extreme detail, like she is wearing pants that will describe the pussy to a blind artist trying to paint a portrait of it…

Then that becomes normalized and not enough, basic and boring, so they turn to the internet to post close up pics of the tight pants to broaden her tight pant reach…when people at home, in America don’t notice, or when you only have contact with a few dozen men in HUMAN form….the internet opens doors to millions of perverts…..

When that become standard and boring, tight pant removal happens, pussy and ass out for all to see, because tight pants hold it all together, and busting out them becomes a fetish in and of itself…

It’s hard out there for a girl…jut trying to be appreciated for her tight pants….NOTICE them….NOTICE them…

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I stared at some ass in tight pants jogging around the other day and I thought to myself “this would be so much better if they weren’t middle aged fat chicks”….because it seems like middle aged fat chicks wear the leggings harder and more jacked up in their cunts so hard you can see their asshole more aggressively and confidentially than the younger hot chicks…..

Sure, younger hot chicks also wear the leggings, you see them around but there are far less of them around than the middle aged fat chicks who realize the elastic pants fit them better than traditional button up pants and that they do good things for their gross asses, even though their asses are still gross in the tight pants, from their perspective that’s where the asses are at their best.

The point is, like a prospector looking for gold, I take it upon myself to stare at all the tight pants I can….and here is a round up of babes showing off the tight pants!

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I love the whole girls get mad at dudes for being creepers at the gym, yet girls wear pants that are basically skin tight to the fucking gym, then they get home and make videos of their pants that are basically skin tight being jacked up inside them like a tampon that’s gone rogue while not wearing panties at a party whilst on their periods…GET IN THERE YOU BASTARD…you know the opposite of how they react when they see your vagina-like penis….GET OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD….

The great news is they do this second skin shit at the grocery store, dropping off the kids at daycare, all while knowing they like how it makes their fat asses look, all while knowing it’s thrilling to be sexualized after trading in for the married and kid life, all while pretending “it’s just trendy athletic gear”….

I saw some mom in leggings with her fat ugly kid at the grocery store the other day, I guess they were just shopping after the fat ugly kid’s dane class, because the mother, while making eye contact with me told her daughter “you did great, but you were missing this part of the move”….and she proceeded to do some fucking kick, to bend to squat….in her tight pants…knowing I was watching…not caring I was watching….and I am the kind of person most women say “stop looking at me” as the grab their purse and cross the street….you know feeling raped by my pervert eyes, it’s a curse….yet here I was…witnessing a mom in dance, full ass in motion because that’s the world we are in man….these people don’t even notice people around them as they do their pervert shit for the people they don’t notice to jerk off to twice when they got home.

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