This site would probably matter a lot more if I just posted creeper pics of babes at the park, not any specific park, but basically all parks….because the fact is that girls in very tight pants tend to be in parks, walking to get their steps in, doing YOGA, just casually hanging out, maybe on a first date stroll, or a picnic with weird COVID scared freaks who still wear masks and don’t let people in their houses….

Just today, I saw at least 4 hot skinny chicks in tight pants, all had round asses, all had skinny enough legs that I could see their pussy from the back, and it was about as inspiring as things get out there….I mean couple that with a braless top in the grocery store after being in the park, all nippled up from the AC, and summer just keeps on winning, even WHILE we’re losing, cuz we’re losers….

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The nice thing about tight pants is that they are inspiring enough for the right pervert to get their motherfucking steps in….

Basically, if you leave your house and find yourself some middle-aged momma’s trying to get their 10,000 steps in because that Dr OZ concept of 20 years ago is mainstream and all these motherfuckers track this shit, you’ll see that they slip into the latest instagram brand trends, like ALO YOGA and SKIMS and all the other overpriced shit, only to walk around with these outfits jack up inside their assholes and wombs and the whole thing can get a fat fuck like me running behind them, trying to keep up with the ass, willing to risk the coronary for a better look of the ass, all while being inconspicuous and casual like “I’m just on the same step hoarding walk as they are”…

Unfortunately, I’m too lazy for that shit, but some of you fat fucks should take advantage of the tight pants and the ass and pussies being shown off from the tight pants to make your life a better one, a fitter one, a healthier one…

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I find myself staring at the cameltoes of tight pants on a daily basis, thinking about all the adventures they’ve been on…

Some 60 year olds in tight pants remind me of the off grid, van life, alternative lifestyle youtubers showing you all their adventures they’ve been on and monetizing..

Some cameltoes look like road less travelled, others look like they spent their life on the road and have terrible hemorrhoids from all the sitting, but all cameltoes have their own story, one I’m willing to read, hear, or even taste….and the TIGHT pants make this possible.

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Tight pants have been around for a pretty long time, since the dawn of time, girls with hot asses knew that their asses need to be shown off, and together, as a collective with the female hive mind, they made these trends so that they had the option to do it in the least slutty and most normalized way. A great feat in womanhood…

Then as social media surfaced, the influencers took the tight pants seriously to show off their asses for the views and many a yoga pant / legging brand were created to address the needs of the normies following their leaders – the influencers….

Now, the influencers don’t stand a fucking chance, because the normies are jacking their tight pants up inside them like a tampon on a heavy flow day harder than the influencers, so leaving the house leads to seeing amazing ass you can jerk off to in person, discreetly so you don’t get caught, instead of to a front facing camera on your laptop like a loser…

The Normies are giving the influencers a run for their hot asses they edit on social media, by having HOT asses in person, and just yesterday I saw 6-7 hot asses eating TIGHT pants like it was a fat chick at an all you can eat buffet, or like a gay dude’s ass eats stranger AIDS dick from grinder….

SO MUCH ASS….thanks for the tight pants bro…

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The weirdest thing happened to me today on my TIGHT PANT adventure, where I basically Steve Irwin Crocodile hunt the bitches in tight pants, because they are fruitful and abundant….bitches of all ages just walking around with pants up in their cunts and assholes…from granny to 18 year old boys who think they are girls…it’s crazy…

But today, along with the standard flow of TIGHT pants I experienced, came one set of tight pants on a chick that were UNDER A PAIR of shorts….

Now I remember Tight Pants of the 90s being used as tights under shorts and I thought that shit was dumb then, but in this era of TIGHT pants on all sizes, fat fucks and anorexics, FAKE asses and NO asses…the whole thing was too much to handle and I don’t know what to do with myself….

HOW can a woman in a whore era of whores have oversized shorts over leggings, CANNOT PROCESS THIS INFORMATION!

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When I look at all these tight pants on the internet, I realize that there’s a large percentage of girls in tight pants who know exactly what they are doing when they slip into those tight pants.

When I decide to leave the house to reconnect with society and see what’s going on in terms of style and half nakedness in public as we become a hornier, sluttier, exhibitionist society…..I always wonder if the tight pants girls even know they’re being shameless whores for dudes like me who have the ability to jerk off to the tight pants….

Or are they just such exhibitionists, that have been naked or half naked so many times on the internet and in life, that they don’t even realize they are in tight pants, they are just pants or that people are looking at them in tight pants, because they live in their own world….and tight pants are just normal…

When I see the girls in tight pants with their sweaters around their waists, covering their asses, I know they aren’t fully comfortable and 100 percent aware that we can see their big ass…but that happens less and less than the American Apparel / Lululemon days……but it still happens….

So when I see the girls in tight pants, pussy forward, shorts up their cunts, I am convinced they well aware that they are giving boners to the perverts, but not caring they are giving boners to the perverts, until the perverts remind them and they get mad…

When I see them go to the internet to upload the tight pants, to not let it go to waste, I know they know what they are doing, no matter how casual “this is style” they pretend…

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I feel like I was just assaulted. This cross-dressing, WOMAN-Face trend is pretty fucking real, and I am not sure if it’s for INCELs who couldn’t get laid and who thought chicks had it easier taking advantage of being able to be chicks, or if it’s just the new goth, or tattooed of the generation, but I will say this…..

I saw at least two to three tight pant wearers, one who wasn’t even shy about the dick print, the other two at least did the tuck, all clearly on ESTROGEN with the tits, or maybe drinking too many SOY MILKSHAKES and it was a fucking RAPE to my eyes.

ALL IN THE NAME OF PROGRESS…

Here’s some tight pants, be warned to do a thorough investigation on what’s in the TIGHT pants before getting excited about the tight pants….trans lives mattering has made them everywhere…

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It’s midday and if you’re sitting on your computer, you’re probably not realizing that you’re missing 100s of tight pants walking the streets, the grocery stores, the banks, wherever it is you go when you are outside….because tight pants are everywhere…

I saw at least two lesbians holding hands in tight pants…both looked like they worked out and not in a typical lesbian power lifting way, but in a hot chick who was giving up on men and trying to make a point of it by going lesbian to get more attention and opportunities in these LGBTQ times….full ass and pussy exposed through the tight pants and I thought…lesbians can be wonderful when you don’t believe they are actually lesbians, but just perverts testing new ways to cum….like jacking tight pants up their cunts so hard that each step is like a gentle jilling.

TIGHT PANTS ARE EVERYWHERE…but if you’re not outside, alone in your cubicle you call home, you MISS out on the tight pants, luckily, the women of the internet know that TIGHT PANTS are to be shared, to be seen, and limiting them to their network of perverts watching them do YOGA in the park is not maximizing the investment made in said tight pants, so thanks to them, I got your tight pant needs covered…..

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I like pants so tight they start fires from the friction while they are running from my unsolicited sexual advances…..

Not that I am scary enough to make a woman run, or even endowed enough to be considered flashing my cock even with my pants off, it’s an inny….

I don’t have the stamina to run, or even catch up to a brisk walker, but that doesn’t mean I can’t apprciate tight pants or feel like if this was CAVEMAN era, those tight pants would probably generate some pretty horrible results from the people who can’t control themselves when basically staring at someone who might as well have their pants off….since the pants are so tight….and the pussy so exposed through the pants…

HOWEVER…I do appreciate a good friction fire, it’s the survivalist in me, where are the marshmallows, here are the tight pants..

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Tight pants may not be the foundation of romance, but when you see them on randoms in the street, basically exposing their genitals while hugging their asses in ways that their asses are rarely hugged, pulling it all together so that it looks the way an ass should look, or at least in a way they want their ass to look…..it’s basically about as much romance as you can get from strangers on the street.

Yesterday, I saw some girl in tight pants walking towards me, with each step forward a pussy lip winked at me, in my mind, our eyes connected, me and her pussy lip, and are now forever friends….we’ve made love three times in my mind….

Earlier today, I saw some girl walking her dog in tight shorts, she had skinny legs and wide hips, so that when she walked her legs were so far apart that all I saw was the mound of her pussy, just smiling back at me, I wanted to offer it a cigarette but forgot that I quit smoking a decade ago, even though smoking’s so cool.

Basically, tight pants are my only way to find love with stranger pussy, without actually having to talk to the host body of said pussy, so tight pants are my key to happiness.

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