I got an aggressive letter from a lawyer over one of the TIGHT PANT girls I’ve featured….because the thing with internet whores, is that the second the internet whoring slows down, or they find god, or a boyfriend, they try to erase the internet whoring, and people like me who have a legacy or archive of their whoring, that historical record of them losing course and being bad girls, end up being seen as the bad guy because we’ve taken their right or control over their whoring from them, because it’s not as simple as deleting it off your photo album or instagram stream….

Instead of nice messages of “I wore tight pants because I like tight pants and wanted people to see me in tight pants, since the folks in the small town in Florida my Driver’s License says I am from doesn’t really give me the same thrill as the idea of my tight pants being jerked off to in far off places, luxurious places, exciting places, like Decatur or some shit in Idaho”….

So here are tight pants trying to go viral because if you squeeze in the tight pants, get those tight pants seen, until you find god, a boyfriend, a job, or your parents find out you’re being a whore and they shame you…

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If you’re not wearing tight pants in a way that your pussy is eating your tight pants, then you are neglecting your pussy, starving out your pussy and I am going to call child protective services on to have your pussy taken away from you, so that I can foster your pussy and adopt your pussy, to make a home for that pussy, like Woody Allen, except instead of marrying my adopted pussy, I’ll just use it as a fleshlight and throw it out when it’s blown out, because there’s so much other pussy being neglected by the women not feeding their tight pants to their pussy.

Here are girls who treat their pussy right, by letting us see their pussy through their tight pants..

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Thanks to the trends and styles of instagram, which are heavily fuelled by the successful people of instagram, which are not so coincidentally the sluttiest bitches of instagram, because the internet is a place where people perv out…and voyeurs need exhibitionists with daddy issues seeking attention….to which the interent responds by sending us a steady stream of the shit…

So with the internet being a place that is more real life than real life, and escaping it for real life is almost impossible, meaning that the internet shit trickles into the real life shit pretty aggressively since they are interchangeable…slutty outfits get worn by bitches who would otherwise never wear them, but who think that’s the style, so they wear them….

Meaning, when I leave the house, I see all kinds of pussy lip choking on tight shorts, or pants, pussy lips of all kinds of fatness, even on girls at work, or girls on walks, or girls heading to class, it’s just ridiculous….

But seeing as I like tight pants hugging fat pussy lips, it’s fucking amazing, all these unsuspecting whores thinking they are stylish, not realizing they are whores, letting me stare at their cunts….ME…of all people…it’s wild time….

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Staring at pussy in tight pants basically anytime you leave the house, because pussy definition is the new cleavage in a world of trannies trying to steal the glory from the average woman, which the average woman won’t actually every call out for fear of being cancelled for not being woke, but rather will start a silent war by showing off their natural pussy….in tight pants…..

Is almost enough excitement to make you want to identify as a woman so that you can go into the women’s locker room in a pair of tight pants of your own to show them all your boner and when they point and laugh, or cry in fear because it’s creepy, you can just call them bigots who don’t respect trans pussy in tight pants…

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One of life’s great joys is that women wear really tight fucking pants, now more than ever. You see they always wore tight pants, it’s part of their trying to get male attention so that they have something to complain about once they get that male attention, but for whatever reason, COVID made the world a lazier and more expensive place and these bitches, who now have inflationary bills to pay, know that the comfort of their athleisure is as important as the fact that you can see full cunt and asshole through the tightness of the athleisure gear….and that’s good for fucking business, you know to get that male attention so that they can complain about how gross men are, before trying to sell them pics of their assholes for 9.99 a month. Women…a weird breed but I am perfectly fine being the creep that gives them the toxic masculinity they complain about!

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If Tight pants are done right, and they usually are, because women tend to size down in forgiving fabrics, rather than size up for their egos….

So tight pants are truly as tight as they can be pants…..

Which means, you can basically see their full vagina mind through their pants, which makes jerking off to them far more realistic since you can map out what their pussy actually looks like, because sometimes staring at tits and ass JUST isn’t enough….

Point of the story, I like tight pants…and you should too.

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I am happy to report that the woman I was following around the grocery store because of her tight pants pulls so far up her ass I could see her asshole ridges, much like those pictures you see of girls at the gym, all doing their squats like it’s a porno or at least a softcore playboy movie from the 90s….only I don’t go to gyms, it gets in the way of my lazy obesity, I go to grocery stores where I can fuel said obesity with CHIPS and baked goods and the pussy is as prevalent…you see, pussy has to eat, and apparently some pussy is starving as it eats those tight pants trying to suffocate them out…

So yeah, I am happy to report that in my tight pant journey of stalking a girl with a fat pussy in a tight pants in the grocery store to see if she was buying for a family, a couple or for one..I noticed that at least 5 other dudes looked right at her cunt and smiled…

Meaning, we’re not all gay, we’re not all depleted of testosterone, we are not all scared to check out pussy when it is walking towards us, we are still wired to want to fuck said pussy and that was pretty amazing..

In this male feminist, don’t objectify women unless you pay for their nudes world….PUSSY still gets stared at….

There is still hope for biological PUSSY owners…..and for the dudes who still look at cunt when it’s in their fucking face….

VICTORY IS OURS…

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You know, tight pants are pretty funny, only because they are standard fucking pants which I don’t think means they count as being tight pants, but rather, just pants…

On today’s adventure I saw at least 3 middle aged women in their tight pant outfits, dressed like they shop instagram, because they probably do….all fully matching tops and bottoms, almost looking like fucking clowns, but seeing their sun dried ovaries through their pants was a wonderful thing…

I saw long legs in tight bike shorts, barely covering ass, I saw some hot bodied in a pair of tight pants that made me feel like I was watching her in the shower, they were skin colored and I even saw fat fucks walking around like they were participating in some Shakespearean play, looking all FRYER TUCK with their oversized shirts belted over their tight pants…

It’s an endless stream of tight pants out there and we’re just here jerking off to it, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that needed to be immortalized forever in the internet digital archive because the owners of said tight pants weren’t happy with the level of hype their tight pants got them in real life, assuming they aren’t like you and don’t consider second life real life..

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I guess tight pants are one of the gifts of the female hive mind, where they have collectively decided that wearing pants pulled up into their cunts is valid outfit choice, a coveted outfit choice, the kind of thing you want your friends and family to experience, a trend where you are as close to naked, while not feeling naked, because the tight pants act as a second skin, a protective layer, a tight bandage that holds the dumpy ass together and makes it round and wonderful….

So here’s some tight pants, if you’re on disability and not the kind of person who leaves your house, but if you do leave your house, there are so many tight pants for you to stare at so maybe you should take your disabled ass out of your gamer chair that smells like shit to stare at some of these slutty tight pant asses in HUMAN form….because they are more than just a MEME…

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