I am happy to report that the woman I was following around the grocery store because of her tight pants pulls so far up her ass I could see her asshole ridges, much like those pictures you see of girls at the gym, all doing their squats like it’s a porno or at least a softcore playboy movie from the 90s….only I don’t go to gyms, it gets in the way of my lazy obesity, I go to grocery stores where I can fuel said obesity with CHIPS and baked goods and the pussy is as prevalent…you see, pussy has to eat, and apparently some pussy is starving as it eats those tight pants trying to suffocate them out…

So yeah, I am happy to report that in my tight pant journey of stalking a girl with a fat pussy in a tight pants in the grocery store to see if she was buying for a family, a couple or for one..I noticed that at least 5 other dudes looked right at her cunt and smiled…

Meaning, we’re not all gay, we’re not all depleted of testosterone, we are not all scared to check out pussy when it is walking towards us, we are still wired to want to fuck said pussy and that was pretty amazing..

In this male feminist, don’t objectify women unless you pay for their nudes world….PUSSY still gets stared at….

There is still hope for biological PUSSY owners…..and for the dudes who still look at cunt when it’s in their fucking face….

VICTORY IS OURS…

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You know, tight pants are pretty funny, only because they are standard fucking pants which I don’t think means they count as being tight pants, but rather, just pants…

On today’s adventure I saw at least 3 middle aged women in their tight pant outfits, dressed like they shop instagram, because they probably do….all fully matching tops and bottoms, almost looking like fucking clowns, but seeing their sun dried ovaries through their pants was a wonderful thing…

I saw long legs in tight bike shorts, barely covering ass, I saw some hot bodied in a pair of tight pants that made me feel like I was watching her in the shower, they were skin colored and I even saw fat fucks walking around like they were participating in some Shakespearean play, looking all FRYER TUCK with their oversized shirts belted over their tight pants…

It’s an endless stream of tight pants out there and we’re just here jerking off to it, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that needed to be immortalized forever in the internet digital archive because the owners of said tight pants weren’t happy with the level of hype their tight pants got them in real life, assuming they aren’t like you and don’t consider second life real life..

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I guess tight pants are one of the gifts of the female hive mind, where they have collectively decided that wearing pants pulled up into their cunts is valid outfit choice, a coveted outfit choice, the kind of thing you want your friends and family to experience, a trend where you are as close to naked, while not feeling naked, because the tight pants act as a second skin, a protective layer, a tight bandage that holds the dumpy ass together and makes it round and wonderful….

So here’s some tight pants, if you’re on disability and not the kind of person who leaves your house, but if you do leave your house, there are so many tight pants for you to stare at so maybe you should take your disabled ass out of your gamer chair that smells like shit to stare at some of these slutty tight pant asses in HUMAN form….because they are more than just a MEME…

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This site would probably matter a lot more if I just posted creeper pics of babes at the park, not any specific park, but basically all parks….because the fact is that girls in very tight pants tend to be in parks, walking to get their steps in, doing YOGA, just casually hanging out, maybe on a first date stroll, or a picnic with weird COVID scared freaks who still wear masks and don’t let people in their houses….

Just today, I saw at least 4 hot skinny chicks in tight pants, all had round asses, all had skinny enough legs that I could see their pussy from the back, and it was about as inspiring as things get out there….I mean couple that with a braless top in the grocery store after being in the park, all nippled up from the AC, and summer just keeps on winning, even WHILE we’re losing, cuz we’re losers….

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The nice thing about tight pants is that they are inspiring enough for the right pervert to get their motherfucking steps in….

Basically, if you leave your house and find yourself some middle-aged momma’s trying to get their 10,000 steps in because that Dr OZ concept of 20 years ago is mainstream and all these motherfuckers track this shit, you’ll see that they slip into the latest instagram brand trends, like ALO YOGA and SKIMS and all the other overpriced shit, only to walk around with these outfits jack up inside their assholes and wombs and the whole thing can get a fat fuck like me running behind them, trying to keep up with the ass, willing to risk the coronary for a better look of the ass, all while being inconspicuous and casual like “I’m just on the same step hoarding walk as they are”…

Unfortunately, I’m too lazy for that shit, but some of you fat fucks should take advantage of the tight pants and the ass and pussies being shown off from the tight pants to make your life a better one, a fitter one, a healthier one…

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I find myself staring at the cameltoes of tight pants on a daily basis, thinking about all the adventures they’ve been on…

Some 60 year olds in tight pants remind me of the off grid, van life, alternative lifestyle youtubers showing you all their adventures they’ve been on and monetizing..

Some cameltoes look like road less travelled, others look like they spent their life on the road and have terrible hemorrhoids from all the sitting, but all cameltoes have their own story, one I’m willing to read, hear, or even taste….and the TIGHT pants make this possible.

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Tight pants have been around for a pretty long time, since the dawn of time, girls with hot asses knew that their asses need to be shown off, and together, as a collective with the female hive mind, they made these trends so that they had the option to do it in the least slutty and most normalized way. A great feat in womanhood…

Then as social media surfaced, the influencers took the tight pants seriously to show off their asses for the views and many a yoga pant / legging brand were created to address the needs of the normies following their leaders – the influencers….

Now, the influencers don’t stand a fucking chance, because the normies are jacking their tight pants up inside them like a tampon on a heavy flow day harder than the influencers, so leaving the house leads to seeing amazing ass you can jerk off to in person, discreetly so you don’t get caught, instead of to a front facing camera on your laptop like a loser…

The Normies are giving the influencers a run for their hot asses they edit on social media, by having HOT asses in person, and just yesterday I saw 6-7 hot asses eating TIGHT pants like it was a fat chick at an all you can eat buffet, or like a gay dude’s ass eats stranger AIDS dick from grinder….

SO MUCH ASS….thanks for the tight pants bro…

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The weirdest thing happened to me today on my TIGHT PANT adventure, where I basically Steve Irwin Crocodile hunt the bitches in tight pants, because they are fruitful and abundant….bitches of all ages just walking around with pants up in their cunts and assholes…from granny to 18 year old boys who think they are girls…it’s crazy…

But today, along with the standard flow of TIGHT pants I experienced, came one set of tight pants on a chick that were UNDER A PAIR of shorts….

Now I remember Tight Pants of the 90s being used as tights under shorts and I thought that shit was dumb then, but in this era of TIGHT pants on all sizes, fat fucks and anorexics, FAKE asses and NO asses…the whole thing was too much to handle and I don’t know what to do with myself….

HOW can a woman in a whore era of whores have oversized shorts over leggings, CANNOT PROCESS THIS INFORMATION!

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When I look at all these tight pants on the internet, I realize that there’s a large percentage of girls in tight pants who know exactly what they are doing when they slip into those tight pants.

When I decide to leave the house to reconnect with society and see what’s going on in terms of style and half nakedness in public as we become a hornier, sluttier, exhibitionist society…..I always wonder if the tight pants girls even know they’re being shameless whores for dudes like me who have the ability to jerk off to the tight pants….

Or are they just such exhibitionists, that have been naked or half naked so many times on the internet and in life, that they don’t even realize they are in tight pants, they are just pants or that people are looking at them in tight pants, because they live in their own world….and tight pants are just normal…

When I see the girls in tight pants with their sweaters around their waists, covering their asses, I know they aren’t fully comfortable and 100 percent aware that we can see their big ass…but that happens less and less than the American Apparel / Lululemon days……but it still happens….

So when I see the girls in tight pants, pussy forward, shorts up their cunts, I am convinced they well aware that they are giving boners to the perverts, but not caring they are giving boners to the perverts, until the perverts remind them and they get mad…

When I see them go to the internet to upload the tight pants, to not let it go to waste, I know they know what they are doing, no matter how casual “this is style” they pretend…

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