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2023

01

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

You know, tight pants are pretty funny, only because they are standard fucking pants which I don’t think means they count as being tight pants, but rather, just pants…

On today’s adventure I saw at least 3 middle aged women in their tight pant outfits, dressed like they shop instagram, because they probably do….all fully matching tops and bottoms, almost looking like fucking clowns, but seeing their sun dried ovaries through their pants was a wonderful thing…

I saw long legs in tight bike shorts, barely covering ass, I saw some hot bodied in a pair of tight pants that made me feel like I was watching her in the shower, they were skin colored and I even saw fat fucks walking around like they were participating in some Shakespearean play, looking all FRYER TUCK with their oversized shirts belted over their tight pants…

It’s an endless stream of tight pants out there and we’re just here jerking off to it, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that needed to be immortalized forever in the internet digital archive because the owners of said tight pants weren’t happy with the level of hype their tight pants got them in real life, assuming they aren’t like you and don’t consider second life real life..

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