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2023

01

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is rich as shit, an accomplished celebrity in the song and dance, acting and producing world, where she’s gone onto invest in a lot of things that get her paid, as well as buy stupidly expensive real estate to add to her retardedly huge pile of money she’s got…give it up, relax, why bother?

She’s also old as shit, recently celebrating her 300th birthday, where she put out his bikini video of her J,Lo body doing some sorty of dance in her bikini like she was still a 20 year old slut at a pool party ready to suck dick for her first record deal….

I’m not overly excited by 300 year old dinosaurs or vampires sexualizing themselves, because they get positive feedback when they do it, it’s a little too much like when a fat girl posts an instagram pic and all the girls she works with write “Fierce” or “SLAY”….or anything besides “They make bikinis in that size?”…

Not to mention her agedness is making her look like a man, IT’s GIVING Tranny, and as a transphobe I don’t like it, even if brands like Bud Light do….

The issue is the GREY PUBIC HAIRED monster who dropped her last egg 5 years ago is on her HGH and other STEM CELL treatment trying to game the system, trying to age out in an unnatural way, not fading out and doing a comeback tour every few years, but instead producing IG smut….is taking jobs from the next generation, when she’s already made it, save room for the next generation, you wide hipped menopause pile of shit…

I don’t even want to know what Ben Affleck’s leather skinned cum sock / pocket pussy smells like….but here’s her famous overrated ass being a whore…in a bikini!

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