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2023

01

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is rich as shit, an accomplished celebrity in the song and dance, acting and producing world, where she’s gone onto invest in a lot of things that get her paid, as well as buy stupidly expensive real estate to add to her retardedly huge pile of money she’s got…give it up, relax, why bother?

She’s also old as shit, recently celebrating her 300th birthday, where she put out his bikini video of her J,Lo body doing some sorty of dance in her bikini like she was still a 20 year old slut at a pool party ready to suck dick for her first record deal….

I’m not overly excited by 300 year old dinosaurs or vampires sexualizing themselves, because they get positive feedback when they do it, it’s a little too much like when a fat girl posts an instagram pic and all the girls she works with write “Fierce” or “SLAY”….or anything besides “They make bikinis in that size?”…

Not to mention her agedness is making her look like a man, IT’s GIVING Tranny, and as a transphobe I don’t like it, even if brands like Bud Light do….

The issue is the GREY PUBIC HAIRED monster who dropped her last egg 5 years ago is on her HGH and other STEM CELL treatment trying to game the system, trying to age out in an unnatural way, not fading out and doing a comeback tour every few years, but instead producing IG smut….is taking jobs from the next generation, when she’s already made it, save room for the next generation, you wide hipped menopause pile of shit…

I don’t even want to know what Ben Affleck’s leather skinned cum sock / pocket pussy smells like….but here’s her famous overrated ass being a whore…in a bikini!

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2022

03

Aug

JLo Side Tit of the Day

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I am not into the satanic agenda that is pushing J.Lo in her 50s or 60s, I don’t even know how old she is, but she is too old to be a fucking sex symbol, but I also never bought into her being a sex symbol back when her ass turned a bunch of dudes gay, because I read that guys who are into ass, like me, are dipping a toe into homosexuality…

The point is, she could very likely be born with a penis, we just don’t know and whether Ben Affleck marries it or not doesn’t mean she’s not transgender, and even if she was born with a cunt, she’s old enough to hormonally be a dude….yet here she is playing like it’s 20 years ago, all in swimsuit, tit hanging out the site, face made up like she’s about to indoctrinate kids at DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME….while offending actual women her age who don’t look like this.

I don’t understand why ladies, or the woke mob of outrage, want to cancel all the hot chicks for being hot and replace them with fatties who don’t use photoshop for shock value, banned from TV level modelling….WHILE embracing an old bitch who is obviously jacking herself up and lying about her look….

I guess it’s because if J.Lo can pass for being 30 and they’ve been fans of her since they were 30, it makes them feel less old.

I just think they pulled her out and put her back with Affleck to keep celeb gossip no one pays attention to alive….

When everyone thinks they are a celeb, they don’t need celeb drama to bother….I mean I’ve never cared about celeb shit, but people did, which is why this site exists….I was clickbait chasing….but people used to LOVE this shit…now they don’t…and that threatens the entire industry, because once the spell is broken, how to they push their agenda on the people….no henchmen, no agenda pushing…so they are scrambling and this is that….when the sex tape gets leaked, and people only notice for 5 minutes, you’ll know what I mean…until then, old lady side tit. Gross..

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2022

27

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Body of the Day

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I’d say J.Lo has got to give it a rest, just because you can use CGI and high budget movie make-up to give off some illusion that you’re not rotted out, doesn’t mean you should..

There’d be nothing wrong with J.Lo tapping out on her pile of money, enjoying her retirement with her new Husband who they could adopt babies to bleed out for the stem cell blood transfusions the rich get to stay young…..

I guess there’s nothing wrong with a proud of her body 50 year old showing off like she’s recent divorced and ready to party…but it’s pretty trashy and offensive to all the 50 year olds out there that she’s SHAMING by presenting herself this way….because people took issue with VS models in their prime, they should take issue with bikini pics of people 30 years past their prime…..yet instead people celebrate it…

It’s weird how they pick and choose isn’t it….like J.Lo is “fierce” despite being edited and filtered beacuse she’s old and Puerto Rican……but a hot model is offensive when not photoshopped or being shameless…..

How do people keep track of it all, maybe that’s the make it make sense question marks people are asking about basically everything in these fucking weirdo, timeline overlapping, CERN gateway to inter-dimensional, transhumanism, programmed by the AI Hell……

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2022

14

Mar

J.Lo Almost Pussy Flash on The Toilet of the Day

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I heard a story that J.Lo was a Puerto Rican transgender who made her way in America as a popstar because the music industry is satanic and being satanic means inverting the truth, so inverting genders on people who have no idea they’ve inverted the genders on us, but on a biological level confuses us because in our soul we know something is off, but can’t place it…

I never trust the origin story of any of these celebrities, especially the top of the chart celebs, since they are the most handled, manipulated, mind controlled, altered from their original state…

But if she is born with penis, she’s doing a great job tucking it in this erotic lick the toilet like you’re in a ROCCO movie, or was it the other porn dude who ended up getting HIV from trannies…what the fuck was his name….NACHO VIDAL….whoever it was who used to slam porn chicks into the toilet….it was a time when porn wasn’t that disturbing so seeing it was pretty fucking vile…but anyway……

Point being, if she cut off her dick, or has a natural born pussy, she’s barely covering it, which could be exciting for you if you don’t think about how old she is, how her hormones are likely more manly that womanly with the whole menopause pussy you can’t get pregnant, when J.Lo is probably the kind of pussy you’d want to get pregnant…K-Fed style…..

That clown-like make-up makes her look like it is a RUPAUL DRAG RACE SHOW….or just over compensating for being a billionaire pop icon who gets 10% off at the drug store because she’s ELDERLY….since all these old ladies with their filters, fillers, make-up and photoshop look like they are on RUPAUL DRAG RACE too….it’s a look, ask the Kardashians….

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2021

09

Mar

J.Lo Titty Dress of the Day

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J.Lo is a trashcan of a human and not just because her pussy is old, played out and washed up but not washed up. enough to get those smells off of it….because those smells are permanent damage like when you shit on your couch when drunk and it’s just never quite the same…only the rich and famous version…

Point being, despite being 50 and rich as shit, a mom who could spend her time being a mom, her EGO just won’t let her take a break…

So along with releasing music, playing Super Bowls, doing media on how to be hot at 50 without BOTOX, despite looking like a muppet with too much BOTOX, since it’s pretty easy to fucking lie about her face injections like every other bitch out there…they are actors…but along with all that…she’s trying to maintain her sex appeal, instead of just aging gracefully on her pile of money…and the whole thing is shameless, greedy and disgusting and if you can jerk off to her…like she’s not a banged out 50 year old…this black dress clickbait is for you…

I personally had a funderal for J.Lo’s sex appeal before the kids…not that I was even into the J.Lo diaper ass look, but it was better than these lies she’s spreading, like a liar….starving for attention…even though she’s got everything and has achieved everything…give it up already…make room for new talent you MOOCH…glutton eating up all the opportunity cuz you’re J.Lo…that’s not very inclusive or empowering for other women if you don’t let them in on some of those opportunities you’re keeping to your damn old as shit photoshopped self…

It’s like everyone is inclusivity, diversity, give people a chance, open up the doors you evil white men of Hollywood, yet J.Lo’s here taking all the work…cancel her already…her show’s had more than enough seasons already.

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2021

12

Jan

J.Lo Ass In Real Life of the Day

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J.Lo is some over-achieving demon sent from hell to exploit the hispanic people because she had some hispanic heritage and ran with it when the whole 90s latin movement happened and she needed to get in on it any way she could…it’s basically what people are doing now with the whole Trans thing knowing that the industry needs trans people to cast in trans roles because they’ll get cancelled if they use trans people that aren’t actual trans people because trans lives matter just not on the streets of Brazil where they die of AIDS…

Point being…J,Lo has always been a self promoting scam of a person who had a big enough ass to get the media excited since we’re all a bunch of perverts who like asses, even then, which was an era of big tits…proving that our perversions can be diversified and spread across multiple female body parts.

Anyway, in being a shameless self promoter who may have mainstream success, nuclear mainstream success, I mean this bitch has her hand in more than just A Rod’s ass, she’s also got it in every aspect of the entertainment industry, all while pulling ONLYFANS tactics all these bitches use of “Look at my ass, now pay me”….only in an era where she didn’t end up being a bootleg Kardashian who died getting an ass implant in Colombia…if you know what I mean…

I also hate that she’s showing off her look at 50, claiming she’s all natural, giving girls unrealistic body expectations and not because her body is that good, but because it’s better than most 50 year olds thanks her putting all this focus on it….saying “if you’re not worth jerking off to, you ain’t shit”…so young girls, follow J.Lo’s lead and be hot enough to jerk off to right up until they put you in a home with dementia, it’lll make changing the diapers more fun for the orderlies…assuming her pussy still looks youthful and not like an old glove you found at the back of your closet from the last time you went skiing, 15 years ago…

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2020

24

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Takes her Top Off of the Day

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This is from a few days ago, but I am posting them because I want to outline an old slut in her 50s stripping down to her lace bralette like she was a fucking 20 year old…because she’s J.Lo…the overachieving tyrant piece of shit…who you can just tell is a HORRIBLE fucking person…straight from the Bronx…where her

I guess when you think of all the shit J.Lo did to climb the ladder in a pre-interent era to the top where she still reigns at the top of the Jenny from the Block Throne…pulling out her shitty mom tits in a slutty top is barely a thing…

The only funny thing about it is thinking back to our ideas of 50 year olds about a decade ago…the nice granny baking cookies for the trailer park on July 4th weekend…Freedom 55…not some megalomaniac cunt who think what she does is important…despite it being bottom feeding irrelevant shit.

That’s the problem in the world, all these top 40 money grubbers think what they do is important…

J.Lo is garbage…the only thing she’s good for is giving Puerto Ricans hope that they too can be J.Lo one day…that American Dream they are entitled to.

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2019

13

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez wants you to look at her tits, I guess with age comes wisdom, or maybe with age comes a want to be seen as more than just an ass, which is probably why she milks that Versace dress every chance she gets, you know cuz she doesn’t live in the fucking past.

I find it weird for a 50 year old rich as fuck, already made it, popstar, actor, producer, media empire running MOM aged bitch, wanting to compete with hot young girls and ride out her “hotness” that I never found all that hot….but the ego is a weird fucking thing….you have to remember these are really fuckign DELUSIONAL people who have really WON by all standards and on all fronts…so if they can keep bringing it, keep getting that positive attention, keep selling out shows, and keep relevant…they don’t kill themselves….it’s when all that ends that they do kill themselves…so lets hope it all ends for this money grubber, not satisfied with what she has, flaunting her bullshit, cunt.

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2019

04

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Tuck Game Strong of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez tucking her 50 year old dick in this tight swimsuit….it’s a little dick, that could be a bead from a clit ring, or maybe just her outty dick clit from her hormone changes thanks to MENOPAUSE no one has told her that she has because they do not want to kill her spirits. She is an enterprise, an empire, a conglomerate, she employs many people and they rely on her relentless obsessive compulsive work ethic…the competitive, prove them all wrong, keep riding the wave creating garbage no one cares about…at least that I don’t care about…clearly people care about her and her bullshit that should be retired in the islands somewhere but that is instead working harder than ever to trick us into thinking she’s hot at 50. I will never admit anything is hot at 50…except for the cookies that granny-aged bitch baked…hottest thing an old cunt has to offer…

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2019

20

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Ass of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is in a swimsuit. Jennifer Lopez is 50 fucking years old. Jennifer Lopez should not be in a bikini at that age, or at her success level, but clearly there is a deep rooted need to do this, it’s in her soul to be clickbait.

You see, she doesn’t need money, she doesn’t need to elevate her brand name, she is basically household, the being half naked on social media is 100 percent for her ego, her vanity, she likes it….but I guess so is her continuing to work, she just can’t stop…like a factory worker making Tortillas all day…only the half naked celebrity version…

I don’t like old ladies doing slutty clickbait except for the LOLZ of the whole thing It’s funny to see them keep on hanging on…so I guess I do like seeing old ladies doing slutty clickbait…it’s like a parody and it’s still a half naked chick….

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