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2015

11

Jun

Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Manipulate the Latino Crowds of the Day

Here’s s Sprint and Beluga Vodka sponsored music video by some dude named Prince Royce who I assume is from Miami…and it is also featuring all things hispanic…Pitbull, who I heard is going to be responsible for the Florida vote in the next election….and that should terrify you and J.Lo in a bathing suit looking trashy as fuck singing in Spanish, even though she can barely speak Spanish…but Spanish like to think of her as a leader for their people…who made it…even though she’s 300 fucking years old…and I guess so is Pitbull…and that she shouldn’t be in a bikini, but Latino people don’t care, they just want to see one of their own doing it..and they will go to death for each other…and will support J.Lo…looking what they probably consider “Fierce”…well into J.Lo’s 90s…it’s just their way..

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2015

02

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Ass in Concert of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old.

This is the proof as her BOTOX face and spanx wearing gunt gets squeezed the fuck in in concert…

Something that may not be erotic to you, but is probably erotic to J.Lo fans, that do exist because she still exists….and that is erotic to me, even if it is not erotic at all, becauase I like seeing old rich ladies playing like they are still young and as hot as they were when they fucked their way to the top…

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2015

12

Mar

Jennifer Lopez in GQ of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is the fucking worst. Instead of taking all her stupid money that she made scamming the Puerto Rican fans who have supported her aggressively because latin people are passionate and support their own…especially when their own has some level of success…perpetuating that success to a higher level…creating this fucking tacky, pile of fat ass monster…to retire and live a good life…

She continues to shove herself down our fucking throats….I find the whole thing offensive…If I cared I’d be pissed….but I don’t…so I’ll post the pics…to remind you all that she’s the worst…

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2015

27

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Untouched Swimsuit Outtakes of the Day

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These are apparently some untouched picture of an old as fuck Jennfer Lopez, luckily in a one piece bathing suit for some campaign she did. I don’t know if I’ve posted these or the retouched ones, I generally like to block out everything and anything Jennifer Lopez. She doesn’t interest me and reminds me of the scam that she is…not that it matters…what does matter is that her overly made-up clown face…and strategic positioning…makes her less disgusting than you’d expect or that she actually is, but still is a level of desperate for attention, because she doesn’t need the money, sure an easy cash grab is hard to turn down…but stripping down for it, is a little deeper rooted in “I’m not too old to be hot, my fans are loyal and will still jerk off to me, I need them to jerk off to me to feel like I still matter”…it’s fame addiction, otherwise she’d be working at a diner or as a cocktail waitress the Bronx…rocking Karaoke night with some serious heat…so that her other blue collars say “you could have been famous you’re so good”…to which she asks “would you like another round”…

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