I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

27

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Untouched Swimsuit Outtakes of the Day

These are apparently some untouched picture of an old as fuck Jennfer Lopez, luckily in a one piece bathing suit for some campaign she did. I don’t know if I’ve posted these or the retouched ones, I generally like to block out everything and anything Jennifer Lopez. She doesn’t interest me and reminds me of the scam that she is…not that it matters…what does matter is that her overly made-up clown face…and strategic positioning…makes her less disgusting than you’d expect or that she actually is, but still is a level of desperate for attention, because she doesn’t need the money, sure an easy cash grab is hard to turn down…but stripping down for it, is a little deeper rooted in “I’m not too old to be hot, my fans are loyal and will still jerk off to me, I need them to jerk off to me to feel like I still matter”…it’s fame addiction, otherwise she’d be working at a diner or as a cocktail waitress the Bronx…rocking Karaoke night with some serious heat…so that her other blue collars say “you could have been famous you’re so good”…to which she asks “would you like another round”…

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