Jennifer Lopez is on the she fucks a pro athlete who is known for having herpes – that Jessica Alba, I thought Paris Hilton, but she sticks to whites, the whole WASP racist thing, you know…but Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Madonna and so many more of these woman…that J.LO might as well just put her mouth directly on their cunts….but then again they are hollywood and everyone fucks everyone – those HARLOTS and SINNERS..with all their money…

HERPES MACHINE IS COVERED in panties though….classy 50 year old…of the day

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According to my very important and accurate Facebook Trending News that made TRUMP win the election – Jennifer Lopez kissed Marc Anthony on stage at some hispanic award show that was honoring him for surviving despite being a premature looking, skeletor motherfucker….because apparently kissing your ex husband, when you’re hispanic and kiss everything due to your passionate latin nature, is newsworthy to white people….who care about this bullshit, or the hope of re-kindling love of your favorite famous couples who don’t matter, but are very rich and leaders or icon to hispanic world…

But I’m more into her slutty crotch shot for Harper’s Bazaar which despite being old, she’s had a fat ass forever, so unlike most chicks fattening up as they get older, we’re already used to this….it’s shameless, it’s silly, it makes her money while doing very little, so whatever – it happened….

All this to say I hate Jennifer Lopez….

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Jennifer Lopez is walking around in workout clothes like a typical mom in her 40s…with a billion dollars…who shameless promotes herself as slutty as she can…like she’s not in her 40s…because she’s got the Hispanic vote, and they’ll support her through anything and everything she does, she’s been riding them hard forever…exploiting them even…all while trying to feed her own inflated and annoying ego…to get their feedback on her still being hot….because when you have all the money in the world…having and maintaining some level of sex appeal…is all that matters…

I am not into her, but I am into her face looking like she’s taking a shit, it ties into her big old filled up diaper looking ass…in spandex.

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I guess J-Lo plays a dyke cop with big tits on TV, unless sh’s just another crazy rich girl who thinks she can be anything – and has taken upon herself to join the force to patrol the streets in effort to find something of actual substance in her vapid bullshit pop star pushing 50 existence…e

Maybe this is actually some kind of J.Lo midlife crisis where she’s reverted back to Jenny from the Block and her childhood cop dreams…because sometimes when you have everything, you get weird and Nostalgic and turn into a Dyke…especially when your relationship to a 20 year old twink who is only with you cuz you’re J.Lo and he can supress his inner faggot until it runs its course and he cashes in…it’s better than being a rent boy on the street corner…plus this old bitch is busy, plenty of time to sneak dick in to AIDS up the place…

I guess what I am saying is the great thing about J.Lo is her ability to slut…even when she is a bull Dyke…talent….

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Jennifer Lopez reminds me of a stripper I used to get lap dances from on the weekly….because I am a married man and having a connection with a set of 50 year old tits that had no business being in the strip club – not because she was fat – but because she was old. but that were still in the strip club – giving lap dances like it was still the glory days – because people like me appreciated her hustle…

She reminded us of the good old days, she thought she was still in the good old days, she brought 90s stripper to life, she didn’t make us feel like a creep grabbing her olde tits because she’s been down that road so many times – rather than some 18 year old doing it to live the hip hop life..she felt familiar…not good – pretty soft actually -but familiar…

Like Jennifer Lopez, she was weathered…but reminded us of when our lives were younger and better, so they just kept her coming it, it didn’t harm anyone, and she didn’t realize all the young people laughed at her, because the money still flowed in and guys still grabbed her tits, giving her the illusion she was still what she was…

No one around J.Lo will tell her to shut the fuck up, they all want to make money off her, or do make money off her, so no matter how desperate she is, she’s still J.Lo…with her loyal fans….milking it so hard she’s killin’ it…and not in a good way, as her body slowly kills itself with aging…because she’ old…yet still at clubs in bikinis…it makes no sense – but it happened…

She’s so old…hosting clubs – this is so weird…

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I saw this video of Jennifer Lopez shaking her ass…I don’t know where it’s from, I pulled it from WWTDD , but I know she’s too old for this kid of behavior…you know there comes a time in every mom’s life, even stripper and hooker moms, where they hang up the thong and work realize the money train is over, so they either marry an old rich guy, live off their savings, or get a job doing anything but shaking their fucking asses in their underwear…

J.Lo, being the ego cunt that got famous because of her go cunt behavior, she just can’t give up, she’s got a shitty TV show, she’s got fans, she’s got a pile of fucking money, but still fucking does booty shaking….It’s so weird…

Here she is before the event…titties out….because she’s a vegas showgirl now..

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I guess everything she does is for J.Lo brand…it’s her retirement fund..

I think J.Lo brand still existing as a clothing line is pretty funny, considering it’s been around for a long time and I just assumed the ghetto people who purchased her sleazy, sweatshop made, rags of shit, would be over both J.Lo and her garbage…

But there are cheesy, trashy, disgusting people on a budget…lacking education, possibly from Puerto Rico and into the J.Lo lifestyle and all she’s accomplished, who feel that she’s a trophy on their sleeve when they wear her clothes, or maybe it’s just on sale at Marshalls…

Either way, who cares about J.Lo and her money making schemes that are obvious and horrible, when you can try to understand her 50 year old botox face, photoshopped into a sketch or artist rendering of her, that we’d prefer seeing as a “suspect” in a mass shooting, so that she could be locked up where she belongs..instead of spewing this crap…

Either way, funny…

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Jennifer Lopez is depressing…desperate…but still out there making money off her fat ass…because she doesn’t have enough fucking money…and she’s addicted to making more and more money…thanks to living the American dream as some Jenny from the Bronx Puerto Rican who is from the block when it is convenient for her to make more money…you see, this bitch, who based her whole career off being Latina, while being an inspiration to Latinas that they could make it too, can’t even speak fucking Spanish…

That’s just how much she cares about her people…

Which is conveniently the same amount she cares about her dignity, because clearly, based on this nonsense, she’s got none…

You realize, she’s got a fucking ton of fucking money…more than she can ever spend..

She is doing this for her ego, or maybe because it gets her off sexually…I don’t know…but it’s good times for all…I mean fat old lady SPANX jacked up fat old lady asses is jokes..

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IF J.LO’s not your thing, Ashley Benson was there and Looks Like She’s in Maternity Wear, to see that CLICK HERE

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Where’s the fucking ass pic?

Not because I want to see Jennifer Lopez’s big ass in tight pants…you know, she’s a mom and old, and has been through a lot of different men when establishing her career…a career I was over and uninterested in when it was happening…

But I feel it is her obligation, as Jenny from the Block, you know the down to earth Puerto Rican from the Bronx who can’t speak Spanish because she’s a lie…just a pawn in a marketing campaign…to show her ass…

It is her duty…it is her life work…but I guess hard nipples are good enough, even if nothing she does is that good.

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