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2019

12

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini

JENNIFER LOPEZ doesn’t give a fuck that she’s in her 50s….she uses it as some coming of age, right of passage excuse to go more and more hardcore. This is the equivalent of you dudes about to turn 40 saying “I am going to get into the best shape of my life” so you start up fitness, or “I am going to finally get a job and stop being a degenerate who borrows money from my parents to pay my rent”…..you know that big pivotal timeline we’ve set for ourselves to achieve something, only to consistently disappoint ourselves…”this year I’ll make that million”…or “I’ll go on that trip”….or “I’ll launch that project or business”…but you never do…which is why you’e not J.Lo…cuz J.Lo sets targets and delivers….

I guess at 50 her target was to give her tits some shine, rather than that fat ass, cuz they deserve love too…I mean that…and still trying to be jerked off to at 50 despite menopause cuz she’s a go-getter…who knows her loyal crowd will support all she does…but even more so if she looks worth fucking with all that fitness, diet and plastic surgery treatments that rich as fuck people like J.Lo can afford to pull off.

I guess what I am saying is…I wonder why she cropped out her pussy in those white bikini bottoms…was that too slutty for her? Who cares….

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2019

08

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Erotica of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez Dancing Bra

Jennifer Lopez shaking her 50 year old tits was the alternate title….

She just goes to show you that no matter how much money you have, if you’re programmed to be a shapeshifting egotistical cunt who has crawled her way out of the gutter to reach the level of celebrity that she has, by tricking people to think she has talent, totally understanding how to market to people like a Kardashian, while lasting in this entertainment career for over 20 years….you’ll be an exhibitionist, attention seeking slut forever.

There is no need for J.Lo doing slutty dancing she will probably blame on her latin roots…

Yet…she’s out there producing content of herself doing slutty dancing…like some low level stripper because out of all the things we have learned on the internet…women fucking love getting watched whilst doing slutty things…they fucking LIVE for it…it’s so common it isn’t a generalization..

We’re in a position where people will say “not all women are sluts you misogynist”…which for the record I truly don’t identify as, so you can’t call me one…

If dudes can identify as women and the general population accepts that as fact, I can identify as someone who isn’t a misogynist….and be accepted as that…

I just say all women are sluts because statistically they are…

Just like all men are pigs…

Cuz statistically we are….

Deal with it. While watching an old lady try to stay youthful and hip shaking her tits….when she knows it is the J.Lo diaper ass we care about. What is this with her always evolving her manipulation tactics…

JLO wet and shit

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2019

01

Apr

Jennifer Lopez 50 Year Old Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez Bikini

What the fuck is Jennifer Lopez / J.Lo up to….

She’s filming a movie, that she is probably making stupid money on, and she’s showing off her 50 year old body in a bikini, that looks pretty fucking ripped…thanks to photoshop, make-up, or all the cosmetic procedures that these whores do to stay as hot as possible….

She spends her days in the gym, she has a chef and budget to have handlers control every calorie she eats….but she’s still breaking the fucking rules with this bikini action cuz girls over 30 aren’t supposed to wear bikinis…they are usually married moms…not things anyone wants to jerk off to…

Yet thanks to finances, ego, hollywood tactics…J.Lo may be a bikini THOT from instagram you jack off to today….and you know what….I am sure she fucking loves that. Otherwise, she’d retire on her pile of money…..rather than try to make more…

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2019

20

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Pole Dancing of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez posted up a video of her doing some pole dancing….which is the favored activity of middle aged women according to my instagram and facebook where old women seem to dominate my feed cuz they don’t have much going on and are in a point in their menial woman jobs where they can troll facebook all day without the boss getting mad…knowing cuz they are women he can’t get mad…and because they’ve already done their Maternity Leave…they can’t get fired….

The funny thing with Pold Dancing content, whether it’s J.Lo showing her age, or the middled aged moms on my facebook who do this to stay fit, is that they all dress pretty slutty, like strippers to do it…just a room full of bitches in stripper heels and bra tops and short shorts grinding up against a pole…

The other funny thing is that this is stripper behavior and strippers are usually hated on by all wives who have husbands who go to strip clubs…they call them whores, they call them other names, they are disgusted by them…yet the second an old stripper starts a pole dance studio and calls it a trendy fitness program…they are the first to sign up…in typical woman behavior…hate what you don’t know…or what your husband likes…that you try to turn around and live it up….probably the same reason Victoria’s Secret is so successful…just women being hypocritical cunts…the story of our lives…

Here’s Old Timer J.Lo in action.

Here she is in some tight leggings
Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings


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2018

08

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez Slutty TIts White Bikini

Fat ass Jennifer Lopez also has fat titties….because that’s what happens when you get older and have kids…before menopause hits and girl turns into a man…because if you know any 55+ women…you will know that they are far more man-like than they were at 25….but not this J.Lo because thanks to being a rich egotistical narcissistic star with all kinds of fans…has a team of people, from cooks, to trainers, to cosmetic surgeons, to doctors, hormone therapy, etc….allowing her to keep this bullshit up, because she’s not happy with the pile of money she’s made, she needs more….Typical over-achiever…just polluting our lives because they feel entitled to….while walking around half naked, all casual, in her fitness gear that is pretty slutty…like all the 50 year old stay at home moms I see in the rich neighborhoods doing groceries and grabbing Starbucks after Spin class….

It’s not terrible, it’s good for 50, but I never gave a fuck about J.Lo and her bullshit exploitation of being Puerto Rican to get ahead…while the Puerto Ricans buy into it cuz they give her hope…she is one of them and she knows it…so she markets herself to them. The Loyal Fans…while being so disconnected and Hollywood. Garbage.

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini

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2018

30

Jul

J Lo Tits of the Day

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J Lo Big Tits in Tight White Romper

J Lo has tits now, because she’s more than just a fat ass that manipulated Diddy and Ben Affleck in the 90s to matter. You know the Puerto Rican cast to play the Mexican star Selena, in some RACIST FUCKING HOLLYWOOD shit, that no Puerto Rican’s are complaining about because it created their leader J.Lo, and no social Justice Warriors are complaining about because they are trying to figure out their genders while deciding whether ordering Indian food is cultural appropriation if the chef at the indian restaurant isn’t in fact Indian, but Pakistani…you know the real issues at hand…

Or that people like producers and directors fucked the whores trying to be in their movies because they wanted to be in their movies which is as good as any reason to fuck a bitch…especially if you give her the job…

Or that trannies are played by actual trannies and not Jared Leto, or that Asian movies happen with an Asian cast, where the Asians are rich and not convenience store workers getting shot by black people in the projects….

While a fucking Puerto Rican played a Mexican and became fucking J.Lo….

WHAT THE HELL WORLD….

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2018

21

May

Old Timer’s at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

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Here is a special feature post celebrating those who have come and gone….you know the people who have spent the last 25-35 years going to these award shows…who are still going to these award shows because I guess they are addicted to the attention and mattering that they can’t help but show up thinking it’s important exposure, or maybe fun to be invited, in a “Don’t turn your back on your dream”…in a “Never turn your back on your dream”….”you will never be too big, rich, old, or famous to attend anything that honors you in exchange for you showing up”…..it’s all nonsense media manipulation, and J.Lo fucking loves being loved…and I guess so does Ciara so here they are in a tribute to the elderly…the golden handshake of red carpets…

Old Ass J.Lo in a Bra

Jennifer Lopez in a Bra at the Billboard Music Awards

Old Ass Ciara in a see through dress

Ciara See Through Nude Dress at the Billboard Music Awards


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2018

03

Apr

J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

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J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science…

I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science…

I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy…

She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”…

Ok….

Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

J Lo Booty

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2017

30

Aug

Jennifer Lopez in Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is in a bikini for GQ…and the whole world doesn’t give a fuck because she’s 50 fucking years old…but then I remember she’s J.Lo and has made a deal with the devil…and has secured her celebrity with a loyal audience who I guess think she’s hot and care about what she’s up to because they are drones and were brainwashed or are Puerto Rican and see her as a beacon of hope that other Puerto Ricans can come up from the lower middle class immigrant parents, exploit that, play the Jenny from the Block, to keep some level of street cred, even though it’s all candy-coated hollywood bullshit…I guess 40 year old bitches also look at her and her photoshopped as as a beacon of hope…the first famous fat ass…that I wasn’tinto at the time…but as it ages, it gets better, even if I find J.Lo irritating and the world is more about fat asses…it is like visiting a museum exhibit…and I can appreciate history…

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2017

28

Aug

Jennifer Lopez’s Fake Ass Was the Only Thing Real at the Mayweather Fight of the DAy

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I watched a livefeed on Instagram put out by some vine star for his fans, not that I am on of his fans, I just don’t believe in cable, or contributing to staged, commercial, candy coated, promoter produced and fought fights, it’s corrupt nonsense and no matter how much the people believe or want to believe…or how many people tune into something and contribute to the hype like a bunch of fucking lemming drone pieces of shit…it’s still fake fucking news garbage…and we’re just being scammed..

That’s why old lady J.Lo’s ass at the event is the only thing that was real, even if it isn’t a real ass at all and she’s had work done on it to try to continue to stay relevant earning that stupid money…knowing that her ass is key in the equation…no matter how old she is…so at 100 fucking years old…she’ll still have that fat round ass or some shit….

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